Looking to hype her appearance on Dancing With The Stars no doubt, and to slam Kentucky Fried Chicken, the folks at PETA have produced what has been labeled an “explicit video” starring the busty blonde.
Kentucky Fried Cruelty is what the Canadian skank describes as an undercover exposé that blows the whistle on the cruel treatment of animals at KFC’s factory farm and slaughterhouse suppliers.
Yep, in the video, and yeah it’s a disturbing one, you will see just how horrible conditions are for chickens–how badly they are treated by KFC.
Of course, the video isn’t going to prevent KFC from cashing in on their tasty chicken, and at the end of the day, the video will only serve to rile up those whose support PETA, not the millions of people who are walking into KFC outlets around the world everyday.
The whole video production is a waste of time and money if you ask me, but hey, it’s not PETA’s money the producers of Kentucky Fried Cruelty were spending anyway, right?
I don’t know what makes PETA think the KFC brand is going to be harmed by showing images of crippled fowl that can’t walk, or showing live birds being forced into tanks of scalding-hot water that, but they do.
While there is little doubt in my mind that there will be a handful of people here and there who will, stop dining on the over-priced chicken delights they serve up, KFC is still going to profit to the tune of millions of dollars every year. So I ask PETA, “What do they hope to gain by producing such a vile and disturbing video?”
The video also shows slaughterhouse workers slamming chickens against the wall and stomping on them, though Confessions is pretty sure that that whole thing could have been staged by PETA with “undercover slaughterhouse employees”, if you know what I mean
A quarter-of-a-f***ing-billion dollars–can you believe that? Prince Michael, Prince Michael and Paris are going to have a good, good life without their whacked out father around. Now if only they could keep their aunties, uncles, grandma and grandpa from controlling them and leading them through what could a lifetime of unimaginable wealth and the bliss that comes with that wealth.
It’s not as if they can’t afford to buy a “new family”, right?
Media reports are saying that from this point on, at least for the next seven years anyway; Sony has the distribution rights for everything Wacko, including computer video games, multimedia platforms, music, theater and future film releases.
The deal is the most lucrative one on record, one in which the late singer’s heirs will share in at least $200-million and will no doubt cause some rifts between them in the future.
FYI-Since his death last year, 31 million MJ albums have been sold worldwide. According to some people in the know before this deal with Sony was struck–his estate had already raked in close to $250-million in sales from his music, merchandise and tickets to the concert movie “This Is It”. Add that money to this Sony deal and like wow, MJ’s estate rings up a half-billion dollars, and in less than a year.
Of course, with that, kind of money comes greed, and I don’t think there are too many people on this planet who will disagree with Confessions when he says, “Hey, there is going to be some nasty story lines coming out of the Jackson family for many, many years to come. Generations of Jacksons are going to be caught up in some pretty nasty shit when it comes to this estate, what with the amount of income it is going to generate for decades to come. Just you wait and see.”
If she is terminally ill, I just wish she would hurry up and die already…
A stupid and unproven as this sounds and is, Confessions says–”I think Lady Gaga isn’t being up front in the telling of her own story”
If you ask me, and I doubt anybody will, Lady Gaga gets way to much undeserving media attention. But, if she were to come clean about a few things, like what she was before she became a deep-throated woman and explain that Adam’s Apple looking thing below her chin, then the media hype following her around would be deserved.
Come on, other than her music (and its pretty good with Auto Tune technology making her sound good), the rest of Lady Gaga’s story is F***ING B-O-R-I-N-G. If she were to say she had a sex change operation, that she was a hermaphrodite and that she had a terminal disease–well, then yeah, the media would have a better story to chase.
Right now, I think Gaga is as fake as the technologically changed voice she is singing with.
She’s as fake as the tits Pamela Anderson carts around as I far as I’m concerned.
If she was a real woman by the way, I might but can’t say for sure because I’m not hammered up at the moment, get [into] doing that, if you know what I mean. Hey if she likes, we can have a foursome– me, her, another girlfriend, and all her battery-operated toys–though she won’t be inserting them into any orifices on me. She’s gotta be a dirty girl if she isn’t a dirty he-she.
Yeah, that’s right–I changed my mind. I’d f*** her if I was drunk enough, but it would be a “mercy f***”.
I feel sorry for her right now–but that’s because I think she is at death’s front door, that a visit to or from an oncologist is part of her weekly routine. Maybe she takes on tour with her, huh.
FYI-Did you know that people, who know they are dying, try to fit a lifetime of bullshit, projects and events into what is left over of their life before they die?
I hear Gaga is already working on a third album, that she can’t crank it out fast enough, and that she is really keeping herself busy with charitable work and shows too. If you’re dying, you do try to keep yourself busy, because apparently it helps you forget that the Grim Reaper is coming for you a lot sooner than you expected.
I’m telling you, the woman is dying–that collapse on stage during a concert absolute proof that the twenty-something-year-old isn’t all that healthy. By the way, I think she’s a lot older than she is claiming.
Remember Milli Vanilli? Yeah Gaga could be that fake too.
So like do they like deliberately dumb themselves down, or does it come natural to them…
Celebrities say the stupidest, goddamn things sometimes, and today Confessions thinks it’s a good time to share some of the most memorable ones from those who make a living, living in a world of make believe and lalaland.
Sarah Jessica Parker on Twitter: “Is there a point? I really mean this because I’ve never been on Twitter and I don’t understand it – I’m not saying that in a negative way, I really don’t understand it. Is there any point at which you say goodnight? Do you actually say, ‘I’m going to bed now?’?”–She really doesn’t have to work too hard at being stupid. She certainly doesn’t have to fake it, that’s for sure. AIN’T THAT RIGHT, MATTHEW BRODERICK?
Christina Aguilera–”So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?”—LMFAO, how about south of your waistline, Canoe Valley I think it’s called, ya dumb broad? Dumb as she is sometimes, Confessions would do her.
Britney Spears–”The cool thing about being famous is travelling. I have always wanted to travel across seas, like to Canada and stuff.”–Um, she must be referring to the Great Lakes when she says, “Seas,” right.
Paris Hilton–”Wal-mart… Do they, like, make walls there?”–No Paris, it’s a store inside Wally World.
Mariah Carey–”My mother is Irish, my father is black and Venezuelan, and me? I’m tan, I guess.”–Confessions is sure she meant to say tanked.
Victoria Beckham–”I don’t know much about football. I know what a goal is, which is surely the main thing about football.”–Obviously, this WAG pays attention to what her husband does for a living, huh.
David Beckham–”I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don’t know into what religion yet.” –Like WTF man, both him and his wife make Poms look really f***ing dumb, don’t they?
Jonathan Ross–On Heather Mills: “I wouldn’t be surprised if we found out she’s actually got two legs.”–Aah yeah, and Confessions wouldn’t be surprised to found out you cooked your brains smoking banana peels, ya knob.
Brooke Shields–”Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.”–She obviously found her ex-husband Andre Agassi’s stash of mind numbing drugs.
Jessica Simpson-”Is this chicken that I have or is this fish? I know it’s tuna but it says chicken by the sea…”–You should have seen her face when she was reading the label on that can of frozen juice concentrate she was going to mix up for her vodka. She was “concentrating” so hard, her eyes damn near popped out of her head, according to her ex-husband Nick “The Dick” Lachey anyway.
Russell Brand–”Even as a junkie I stayed true [to vegetarianism] – ‘I shall have heroin, but I shan’t have a hamburger’. What a sexy little paradox.–So his stupidity is what Katy Perry really sees in him, right?
Madonna–”I won’t be happy till I’m as famous as God.”–She meant to say Kabbalah Allah I think. F*** she’s so narcissistic.
Kate Moss–”Nothing tastes as good as being skinny feels.”–Spoken like a true junkie.
Katie Price aka Jordan–”All I’ve ever really done is Page 3 in The Sun, and not every man reads that.”–Huh? Obviously, she should have done something to enhance her brains before she did her tits.
Peter Andre aka Jordan’s ex–”I’ve written this song called Insania – it’s a mix of Insane and Mania, and even though it’s a made up word you instantly know what it means!” How’s this for a made up word, ‘ref***tard’. Need I translate for you?
Lady Gaga–”When you make music or write or create, it’s really your job to have mind-blowing, irresponsible, condomless sex with whatever idea it is you’re writing about at the time.”–Hmm, and to think there are people on this planet who truly believe that this woman isn’t doing drugs of any kind, and never has. I’m thinking she’s half-cooked or half-baked when she strips down and gets on all fours to beg somebody to write songs for her.
Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger aka The Terminator–”I think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman.”–Yeah, I can see people living with Perez Hilton marrying Ellen DeGeneres instead of him marrying the girly boys from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. Makes sense Aaanold. Good call.
She’s a f***ing whore with a couple of failed marriages and she is giving advice to married couples…like WTF Seinfeld!
After rolling on the floor for the past 5-minutes pissing myself laughing and getting rug burns I picked myself up off the floor and shouted, “Jerry Seinfeld I knew you were a funny f***ing guy, but seriously mate, hiring Madonna give marriage advice on your new show?” THUD! That’s the sound of me falling of my chair laughing again.
I just know that Seinfeld’s Marriage Ref is going to get the chop real fast if Madonna is the kind of talent he has lined up for future installments of the show. In fact, I wouldn’t be surprise if after the two shows that have aired so far, NBC is looking for something to replace it like RIGHT F****ING NOW.
Like come on Jerry, Madonna giving advice to a couple whose marriage is on shaky ground. How the f*** does that work, because her solution is to run away from confrontation in her marriage.
Let’s ask Guy Ritchie and that nutcase Sean Penn what they think about their bitch ex giving somebody else marital advice, whether the advice is given to get a few laughs for Seinfeld or not.
Hey, and has the world forgotten that she’s a home wrecker?
Remember A-Rod and his wife, and the marital problems they were working out, and then along comes Madonna, spinning her clit and sticking her tongue out at the steroid using pro baseball player. Wow, it wasn’t long after that happened that A-Rod, and the mother of his children, were headed to divorce court.
THUD! There I go again. Jesus my gut is starting to hurt, and my wife is getting a little tired of cleaning up the puddle of pee I’m leaving behind on the shag carpet.
WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU SEINFELD. Madonna giving married advice. Booking her on the show was so f***ing dumb, and not even close to being funny.
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