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Always Looking For Something Better Girl Jamie Lynn Spears Moves On To New Man

Other Spears whack job moves her ‘f***’ to richer man

Somebody raised the Spears girls’ right, huh. Mommy and daddy must be so proud, but then again giving that they are living off their daughters’ moneymaking ventures, why would they care. The last thing either one of those dysfunctional parents want to do is to piss Jamie Lynn and Britney to the point where the girls cut them off of and out of, the cash cow mommy and daddy have been milking for quite a few years now.

Yeah, the mother, Lynne, and her ex-husband Jamie are a couple of pieces of work, but daddy-O has managed to weasel himself into being in charge of all that money the Oops I Did It Again girl has earned from her music career.

What a piece of work their 19-year-old daughter is too. Who would have thought that she wasn’t a one man kind of woman, the kind that doesn’t f*** around on the one she said she would love forever when she was looking for something positive to come out of all the negative publicity she was getting, for spreading her legs and getting herself knocked up at sixteen years of age.

That kind promiscuity and her cheating ways had to come from somewhere, and yeah it’s a learned behavior.

Confessions is thinking that JL maybe got it from her mother. I don’t know, but mommy Spears kind of looks like and carries on like that kind of woman, the kind of woman that will f*** anything with two (who knows, maybe four) legs and who with hesitation would cheat on any man she found herself with in a committed relationship with.

You know what they say about the apple not falling far from the tree.

Yeah, so anyway, JL has moved on, to a new guy.

It’s somebody she has been bonking while she was still shacked up to Casey. He’s a cashed up guy, something Casey isn’t. Yep, the guy JL swore up and down was the right one for her, the one she was going to spend the rest of her life with, and the father of her child, no long measures up and now 28-year-old businessman James Watson is going to have a go at her.

What a f***ing lucky guy he is huh, but only until the next best thing comes along, ain’t that right Jamie Lynn.

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I think this whacked out star of A Shot at Love knows more about Casey Johnson’s death than she is letting on

If Casey Johnson was as bad off as the medical examiner probing the cause of her death says she was, the question everybody should be asking then is, “Where in the f***k does Tila Tequila fit in in all this,” after all she was apparently the dead heiress’s fiancée, and as fiancées go–they tend to have their future husband and wife’s best interests at heart, right?

After reading what the coroner said about the Johnson & Johnson heiress not taking her diabetes problem serious enough, serious enough to like take her insulin shots as most rational diabetics with a smidgen of common sense do–I’d have to say that her fiancée should have done something about it, and don’t anybody dare suggest that that drunken and stupid bitchface who referred to Casey as “wifey” shouldn’t have known better.

Tila could have done something, like pick up a phone and call somebody to express her concerns *(and yeah she would have had some–you know that fiancée thing she had going for her), but she didn’t.

Don’t anybody think that Tila didn’t know what was going on either. She had to have known something wasn’t right, after all, according to her they were getting married.

Obviously “the party”, especially one that somebody else is paying for–Casey in this particular instance, took priority over duty of care when it came to Tila’s fiancée.

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At the very least, Confessions is thinking that Tila should be called to task for her negligence, that she should answer for what amounts to her pretty much being an enabler in the death of Casey Johnson, and for turning a blind eye to what was going on. Think about it; having a fiancée, caring enough about that fiancée to make sure she was alright, looking after herself, common sense–things like that, blah, blah, and blah. Funny how people were so quick to pin the death of Anna Nicole Smith and Michael Jackson on somebody close to them, and yet nobody is questioning the role Tila Tequila might have played in her lover’s death before her body was discovered.

Sure the argument can be made in the deaths of Jackson and Smith that, the complicity by somebody close to them is obvious, but I don’t think anybody should be closing the book on the possibility that Tila might have had something to do with Casey’s death, or may have even known about it before her body was discovered. It isn’t out of the realm of possibilities, and Tila’s actions after that death hit the headlines, hmm… It was a little over-the-top don’t you think, a tell-tale sign if you look for it, that Tila was going out of her way to play the grieving lover, if you know what I mean.

Yeah, I think it is pretty safe to assume that if Tila had been more on the ball and shown a little more concern for her “wifey” (those days leading up to the discovery of Casey’s body being of concern when it comes to Tila and what she was really going on with her prior to the discovery) Casey would probably be alive to day.

I could be way off base about this, but those few days before anybody discovered Casey’s body, what if Tila already knew that was Casey dead, I mean after all, that fiancée thing she had going on could have meant what, that she would have made more than just one effort to contact Casey in the days leading up to the discovery of her body, right?

Something isn’t sitting right with Confessions as far as what Tila knows about the how and the why Casey died, and yeah, there is little doubt in Confessions’ mind that Tila knows a whole lot more about Casey’s story than she is letting on.

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She’s as mental as anything. Run buddy, run

There is a story making the rounds on the Internet about a 21-year-old Chinese woman who out of love for the man she abandoned because of his obsession with Jessica Alba, now wants to transform herself into the woman she had to compete with for her boyfriend’s affections.

Oh yeah, and from looking at the photo on the left, the woman in the is going to need a lot of work if she really wants to look like Alba.

So anyway, Xiaoqing as she goes by says she has been so devastated since breaking up with her lover of 18 months, that she now wants to look just like the star of Fantastic Four. To that end she is going under the knife, though looking at Xiaoqing’s face, it looks like somebody might have to take a chainsaw to it to get her even remotely close to looking like the woman her ex-boyfriend obsesses over.

Like come on people, how f***ed in the head is this woman coming across as, and don’t you think her boyfriend would be wise to stay as far away from this woman as possible.

Clearly, this woman wanting to whittle away at her face until she looks like Alba, is a telltale sign to the man who was ditched by her because of his obsession with one of the stars of that movie Valentine’s Day. Surely he is smart enough to figure out that, she is kind of f***ed up, perhaps not the kind of marriage material his parents would approve of.

Anybody who wants to carve their face into looking like somebody else has got some serious issues, and this guy that Xiaoqing is trying to win back–well he might want to run, run as far away from her as possible, and maybe the Chinese government might want to take this woman off the streets too. She kind of sounds like a whack job.

Mrs. Cash Warren (Alba) isn’t too happy about this woman wanting to look like her, but there isn’t anything she can do about it, though I’m sure that this story is generating some good publicity for her and Valentine’s Day, which is set to be released in cinemas shortly.

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Shout Out to Lindsey Vonn–You’re a hot looking chick

WTF man, could somebody please explain to me what the problem is with the Sports Illustrated cover above–and whether or not you think it objectifies women?

I don’t know, nor do I care what the prudes who have lost their nut are thinking, but Lindsey Vonn while her pose might be provocative in a competitive sense, isn’t exactly looking like a “dirty girl” on that cover. Not that she couldn’t pull off looking like one for say Hustler, maybe Penthouse. I’d buy that issue. Half of the men in America probably would.

Let me guess, it’s the feminists and Baptists who have a problem with the magazine cover. What an insult to the world’s best downhill skier and all female athletes.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with the Sports Illustrated cover and anybody who goes out of their way to find fault with it is either looking for 15-minutes of fame by riding on the back of Lindsey’s fame, or they are total f***ing nut jobs with too much time on their hands.

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Below is another photo of the hot chick. Man, would I like to be that flag, albeit a Canadian one.

There was sex at a Motley Crue concert…Like no surprise there-eh?

I hear there was a group of people in Winnipeg who went to a Motley Crue concert and a f*** session broke out while the band was doing their fornicating act on stage. Confessions does not know what song, songs the couple was fornicating too.

Like how f***ing cool is that, and do you think that the whole f*** thing might have been staged for say some Youtube fame, or maybe as publicity for the Motley Crue Canadian tour?

I don’t know what the deal was there, but the couple’s raunchy act was performed amid a throng of rowdy concertgoers who apparently were loving it, one of whom recorded it with his-her cell phone.

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The sexual acts, which went on for several minutes apparently, are being described as lewd.

The couple was tossed out of the concert, but will not be charged.

The video of course has since been uploaded to Youtube; something I’m sure the amorous couple was hoping would happen.

You know what though, this kind of shit happens all the time at Motley Crue concerts, and that’s why I kind of think this act was staged, most likely by the band itself. That said, I wonder how much the rockers paid the couple of for their performance, if in fact it turns out the whole thing was staged.

Oh, and apparently, SECURITY OVER REACTED. Are you f***ing kidding me–who cares. They have a job to do, and last I heard f***ing in public anywhere in Canada is against the law. The couple are lucky security didn’t detain them until police arrived.

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