Posted February 28th, 2009 by CG
Censors at the British Board of Film Classification have a problem on their hands; they are worried that they might become aroused if they are forced to rate pornographic films alone, a move that is being considered by the BBFC in an effort to save money in these tough economic times.
According to staff, they have already been forced into solo viewings of “less-controversial” works, but forcing them to watch R18 hardcore pornographic films by themselves isn’t fair. They feel that their job would be so much easier, and that they would be able to form a more accurate judgement about the content of the pornos they are forced to watch, if there was somebody in the viewing room with them. That is just way too funny.
How hard can it be for a censor to view and rate a porno by themself, and if getting horny on the job is that big of deal for them, why doesn’t BBFC take the easy way out and let the censors view the movies in the privacy of their own homes, which would allow them to share the experience with somebody of their own choosing, like a wife, a boyfriend, gay and lesbian lover, an 18-year-old schoolgirl/schoolboy, farm girl/boy, Ron Jeremy, or whomever they want to get their rocks off with while on the job.
Did you hear about the Russian who OD’d on Viagra?
Seriously, a Russian man who made a $4300 bet with two women that he could endure a 12-hour sex marathon with them, swallowed dozens of Viagra pills to win the bet.
He probably chased those little blue pills down with a whole lot of that Russian vodka too. We all know well Russians and vodka go together.
Sergey Tuganov, a mechanic, won the bet, but 12 minutes after the 12 hours were up, he collapsed into a heap on the floor clutching his chest.
The women called emergency services, but to no avail.
Talk about a lucky break for the women who lost the $4300 to him.
I wonder how long they waited before they called emergency services.
Does anybody think the women were in any hurry to call for an ambulance, when they saw the man that just took them for $4300, lying unresponsive on the floor? I really doubt it myself.
Nope, I don’t think the women were in any hurry to call for help for somebody who had just cheated them out of $4300 of what I am sure was very hard earned cash.
There’s little doubt in my mind that during the last 12 minutes of the idiot’s life, he boasted a little about how he won the bet, and what he had to do to win that bet.
I doubt the women would have been very pleased to hear how the 28-year-old man duped them out of their money, not that they have to worry about paying the debt off now.
The women caught a lucky break this time around.
When 34-year-old Christopher Jones and his drinking buddy were invited back to Steven Bartley and his girlfriend’s apartment for group sex after spending 8 hour drinking together at a local tavern, the two men jumped at the opportunity.
Unfortunately, Jones ended up with a life threatening injury, and his mate was lucky enough to walk away with nothing more than blue balls.
Nothing like ending a good day of drinking with a sex orgy gone bad.
When the three men and the woman arrived at Bartley’s Brisbane, Australia apartment, Bartley was more interested in smoking dope than watching two complete strangers do his horny wife, and after smoking some, he passed out, leaving his girlfriend to entertain the men by herself.
By the way, it wasn’t unusual for Bartley and his girlfriend to engage in group sex with strangers, just in case anybody is wondering about that.
While Bartley was passed out, his girlfriend gave Jones a blowjob while it is assumed; the third man spanked his monkey while waiting for his turn to have a go with the drunken hose bag.
When the third man tired of waiting for his turn, he attempted to slide a little something between the woman’s thighs, but the woman wanted no part of it and quickly put an end to that.
Apparently, the man was a little more aggressive than the woman wanted him to be, and she no longer enjoying the stimulation of that comes with a gang bang.
Fearing that her rejection of the man might cause her some unwanted pain, she woke up Mr. Bartley, who when aroused, wasted no time in asking the men to vacate the premises.
Jones wanted no part of that idea, and he made it quite clear to Bartley while he was sitting on the couch with his pecker in his hand, that there was no way he was leaving until he had sex with Bartley’s girlfriend.
Jones and Bartley argued for 15 minutes, and during that time the police were called, but unfortunately for Jones the argument became physical before police arrived, and Bartley ended up pushing him off a 2nd floor balcony.
That’s what happens when a drunken man is invited into one’s home for sex with another man’s girlfriend or wife, and then is suddenly uninvited, but refuses to leave before getting that promised sex.
Jones should have put his pecker back in his pants, and left satisfied with the blow job he got from the drunken, skanky broad, thanking her on the way out.
Jones got what he deserved in my opinion, and when police arrived on the scene, Mr. Bartley was arrested and charged a short time later with attempted murder.
Bartley got what he deserved too.
The charge was eventually reduced to assault causing grievous bodily harm.
On February 3, Steven Bartley faced the consequences of his actions in a Brisbane court.
In his defense, Bartley claimed that he was more than a little patient with Jones after asking him to leave, but that his patience eventually wore thin, and that that was when he lost on it on Mr. Jones.
Bartley also claimed that it was never his intention to push Jones over the balcony, nor was it his intention to hurt him.
I can hear the “yeah right” bouncing around in Justice Debra Mullins head after hearing the defendant say that to her.
Bartley pleaded guilty to the reduced charge, and was promptly sentenced to a two and half year prison term, with his sentence to be suspended after six months.
Jones, who suffered a fractured skull and a hematoma from the 4m fall, required life-saving surgery and almost two years later, is still recovering from his injuries. Sucks to be him.
The only reason I am sharing this story with Confessions readers is because like Jones CG is looking to fill a little space, but only the space I want to fill is here in Confessions of a Canadian Stripper.
The space Jones wanted to fill on the other hand; well…I see no reason to get into that here.
In the end Bartley got what he deserved, Jones got what he deserved, and a little more. The girlfriend wasn’t able to put out like she promised, and the third man ended up with nothing more than a hangover, and blue balls. Sucks to be him too.
Like I said, not much of story here, just filling up space on the homepage.
When the world learned that a single unemployed mother of six children calved eight more children to add to her brood via invitro-fertilization, the shit hit the fan, and people were outraged.
Everybody was demanding answers, wanting to know how anybody would allow a women to give birth to children just for the sake of cashing in financially, and why a doctor who was more than well aware of Nadya Suleman’s fragile state of mind, and her inability to cope with raising 6 children, would insert double the recommended number (3) of embryos into a woman who various media sources are reporting, isn’t capable of raising any children let alone the 14 she now has.
Ya know what people, as effed in the head as this woman is; she is definitely going to reap the financial benefits, if only because everybody and his or her dog are keeping this mentally and emotionally woman’s story alive.
Nobody is letting go of this story. How’s that saying go again for those trying to gain fame and fortune, “there’s no such thing as bad publicity,” or something like that anyway.
Nadya is cashing in big time now.
Casting the doubt aside about Nadya’s fitness as a parent for a moment, is there anybody in the real world that thinks this woman can’t afford to raise her children now, or afford to fight any legal battles regarding her ability to raise her children in a safe environment.
Seriously, anybody who doubts she doesn’t have a financially secure future to raise her brood now, would have to be stupid to think that.
The woman’s story is all over the place in magazines, newspapers, and television shows.
I hear there’s an attorney who has already filed a legal affidavit with the courts demanding that the children be removed Nadya’s custody already, and before her octuplets have been released from hospital no less.
Boy that Gloria Allred is a real piece of work isn’t she.
Allred, a feminist and discrimination lawyer (funny doesn’t think she is being a bit discriminating when it comes to Nadya) is just looking to exploit Nadya’s story for her own financial gain.
That’s what the publicity-seeking attorney is known for best. She goes out of her way to exploit people and sensational headlines. Getting involved in sensationalized news story is her game. That’s how she makes her living, that’s how she boosts her profile in her own quest for fame and fortune.
I also hear that Allred isn’t that good of a lawyer; that exploitation is what she does to compensate for that.
Nobody, not even Allred, is going to be able to take Nadya’s children away from her, not without any evidence that she is unfit to raise children, and to the best of my knowledge, there is no such evidence that exists to back Gloria Allred’s petition that the children be removed from Nadya’s care. Not that it matters to Allred anyway, who like I said, is exploiting the negative attention Nadya’s story is getting for her own personal gain.
Allred doesn’t give a shit about the wellbeing of Nadya’s children. She only cares about herself.
The other thing about this story is the media’s attention to it, in particular Entertainment Tonight‘s day-to-day coverage of the story. They have been all over it like flies to a bucket of shit, and like Allred, they are exploiting Nadya’s story too.
At least Nadya is getting something out of it.
She must be loving the attention she is getting from them because the more of headline they make her on her television show, the more interest she attracts from other media concerns, and they are more than willing to pay her big bucks for any part of her story.
Not having the money to raise her 14 kids isn’t going to be a problem for Nadya anymore thanks to checkbook journalism and daytime TV talk shows.
I wonder how much Dr. Phil is paying her to appear on his show by the way, and how much in total she has made for her various television appearances so far.
I’m sure that it’s more than a couple of million dollars by now.
I’m telling ya, the whacked out broad is cashing in big time, so much so that there are rumours she is in the market for a new house, something in the $1.4 million range with 4 bedrooms that will be shared between her and her 14 children.
According to a real estate agent who spoke to ET, Nadya has already been shown one such place.
That’s going to be one crowded million dollar home if she puts in an offer on that place.
Then there’s the man who claims his sperm fathered all 14 of Nadya’s children. Not wanting to miss a piece of Nadya’s action, or perhaps at Nadya’s urging, Denis Beaudoin has come out of the shadows to state emphatically that he is the father of the octuplets, and that a paternity test will prove it.
He is demanding such a test to set the record straight, and has even said he will help support the children.
That is freaking hilarious, and definitely a great way to milk even more money out of this story. Don’t anybody think that he isn’t exploiting the story for his own gain either.
Oh well…
Nothing like exploiting something to cash in.
I don’t have a problem with it normally, but because Nadya had six embryos implanted in her in an attempt at getting fame and fortune in the first place, I have a problem with her kind of exploitation, and that of the others exploiting her.
Did you know that there are some welfare recipients who are as effed in the head as Nadya is and who spit out children for the sake of bigger taxpayer funded welfare check?
It happens all the time, but for some reason nobody wants to talk about it, and that has allowed the problem to go unchecked.
Nothing like a single mother on welfare with two, three, or four kids spitting out another kid so that she can get a bigger welfare check.
I wonder how many American families, especially those ones headed by single mothers, have more than say 3 children that American taxpayers are supporting.
Somebody should try to find out what those numbers are. I bet the numbers are really high, given the size of the welfare roll in the U.S., and the fact nobody wants to force the issue that there are some people who are getting pregnant for the sake of a bigger welfare check.
Nadya won’t be needing a welfare check though.
Like I said before, she is cashing in big time, and by now, she is laughing all the way the bank thanks to the media, Denis Beaudoin coming forward to claim he is the father, and now there’s a million dollar offer from a porn studio and distributor.
No sir, Nadya won’t be needing welfare, not if she plays her cards right, and has a good financial advisor.
About that $1 million porn offer that’s on the table for Nadya, according to a letter obtained by TMZ.com, Vivid Entertainment has offered the octomom a million dollars to make a pornographic movie.
They are also offering her family free dental and health care if she agrees to star in a series of films.
Somehow, I can’t see those movies being real money-makers for Vivid Entertainment, nor do I see Nadya agreeing to such an offer, but you never know with whacked out women like her.
Vivid Entertainment is the same pornography studio and distributor that has released titles starring Pamela Anderson, Kim Kardashian, and former Miss USA Kelly MCarty.
I don’t think taxpaying Americans will ever have to worry about supporting Nadya and her fourteen children ever, because there are a lot of people willing to pay big bucks to exploit her.
Then there’s the sperm donor who says he is willing to help Nadya out with the bills that come with raising 14 children, though I think he is only motivated into doing so because of the money he can make for telling his side of the story, which in my opinion, wouldn’t be much of a story without him coming out and demanding a paternity test, and then offering to support the children. Otherwise, he’s just the sperm donor. Know what I mean.
Anyway…
Whether or Nadya is a capable mother, and not a threat to the well being of her children remains to be seen, but for the time being, and contrary to what I have said in here before, I am going to give Nadya the benefit of the doubt for now.
That doesn’t mean though that we shouldn’t be keeping a close eye on her and the children once they are reunited, which I hear can happen at any moment now, if it already hasn’t happened.
Baby Making Factory (Nadya Suleman) Poses Danger To Her Children
Mistakenly some people her in Australia think she’s “all that,” but “all that” doesn’t translate into big television ratings, and the only one who gains anything out of her television show appearances these days is the former Baywatch star herself.
The “big break” she was chasing never really came, but she did manage to squeeze some fame and fortune out of her appearance on BB with her outspokenness about her colourful love life, attempts at losing weight (and she needed to lose quite a bit), and her nightclub brawls.
To make up to Shilpa, and to prove to the world that she was no racist, Goody did appear in India’s version of Big Brother.
In all Goody made three BB appearances in two different countries. Not too shabby in my opinion for a girl who was raised in poverty by a drug-addicted father and a disabled mother.
She was also married this past weekend week in what was an over-the-top wedding to her on-off boyfriend Jack Tweed, the cost of which some was covered by celebrity magazine OK, who apparently shelled out $1.5m for exclusive rights to cover the wedding.
The total dollar value of that TV deal is unknown to me, but I’m sure it will be enough to give her two sons a good head start on life without her after she succumbs to a cancer that if discovered early enough, is survivable.
She isn’t exploiting her children as a few celebrities have done by selling photos of their children for ridiculous amounts of money, and she isn’t benefiting from a crime she has committed.
She isn’t exploiting somebody else’s misery for big bucks, nor has she gone out of her way to fabricate an elaborate con-job she can sell to the media.
Somebody please explain to me what is wrong with what Goody is doing for her children.
By the way, Goody doesn’t care what others think about her decision not to go into hiding to spend her final days in private, and is currently considering whether or not she is going to allow cameras to film her during her last dying moments.
