Confessions of a Canadian Stripper

When Kimberlee invited me to attend her Human Rights Tribunal hearing I had to decline the invite, if only because I really don’t think it was worth the effort to travel some 20,000 odd kilometers to see and hear for myself what I already knew, that Kimberlee was running a scam out of vindictiveness and spite, and that her case is going to be tossed out.

I could be wrong about the latter, and if I am I will step up and say “Okay man, I was wrong,”  but really now-how far does anybody think this stripper age discrimination thing is going to go?

Kimberlee doesn’t have a dancing leg to stand on, and whenever her case is eventually heard (it has been 4 months she levelled her human rights complaint by the way), I still think it will be tossed.

Of course there is always the possibility that John Sit, the man she has levelled the allegation against has already reached some sort of compensation deal with Kimberlee (her story no longer has the legs it once had, and I’m thinking Mr. Sit might have settled by now) and if that’s the case, good on Kimberlee for making some easy money.

If Confessions readers recall I mentioned that Kimberlee had sent me a photograph of her in a black thong bikini.

She claimed she was testing me, but only after I fired off an email in which I asked her not to send me anymore photos.

Testing me my ass, she wanted me post them in Crooked in Canada, in an effort to milk as much publicity out of her story as she could get.  She even tried to create a little scandal, claiming something about leaking of her photographs on the Internet, or something like that.

Like I said before, she’s a publicity hound, looking to make a name for herself in an attempt at getting a little fame and fortune.

After sending her an email asking her not to send me anymore photographs, she left the following comment at Exotic Dancing Dinosaur Visits CBC Website: Kimberlee Ouwroulis Defends Herself. I don’t know what it is about that particular blog article, but whenever Kimberlee had a comment to make, or point to make, that was the page where she left her long diatribes, rants and other dribble.

Kimberlee’s comment:

Submitted on 2008/11/30 at 7:38pm

Apparently there is a naked photo leak; and I dont know; I have sent a couple of naked photo’s to my friends and stuff..who knows. C.G. I believe that Mike above; is Mike my x husband; or Mike at the Million who was ordered to fire my by John Sit; I know he didn’t want too…..anyhow; he has already lied on the tribunal paper work; there is tons of evidence against Mr. Sit; the list is growing longer every single day. Now; Mike; the x., I thought you were in jail; because I had a parole officer call looing for you several months ago…as far as Mike; you are probably an uglier women than me;;; ha ha..\

Anyhow; the witness against Sit; that I have tucked up my sleve; is a man; and he will testify at tribunal; which also catches Mr. Sit; in a lie that he already told at the tribunal…there is proof Sit is lying….

So; anyhow ya all here is something else good.

Penthouse in Houston Tx; I’d like to say hello to the management there; because the Italian guy from New York was amazing; but the Asian guy who acted like a military drill sargent; was an asshole! Just don’t think about me that I don’t like Asian’s because do; but what I noticed is that the Asian Managers; prefer the youngest possible girls. It is simple. I remember even telling my guy that I did[t like Penthouse that much due to a couple of bad employee’s…..but the Management like the Italian guy; from New York was amazing…..! I loved workig there for a little while; and even in Tx; Texas; I remember thinking that there were some odd meetings taking place in his bar; with some Muslim men; again; it was reported to the on staff door man….good thing he was like a human metal detector.

Anyhow…. I don’t have any way of letting people know what is going on with the case; but what I can say is that there are some pretty shitty people out there in the great big world; and I wish to hell they would not try to turn this into a judment; because it looks to me; that all shows on t.v. are about juding and everyone wants to be another Simon Cowell or whatever his name is; so stop juding me; and judte yourself…do onto others…and your own life will be a little better;…

There is a male witness in my case; who will be comming to the tribunal; and he will testify against sit; and that is gonna be very interesting;

C.G. I made up with the person I was telling you about; so that is good; and I am happy again.

I do not think that I am famous; that is terrible; a famous person is like Madonna; or something and my name is not good enough to be mentoned with hers; who is my favorite star…! so there; People who might be reading this; this entire thing is embarressing; it’s not fun knowing that people are deliberatley for example cutting up my family name I heard…and that too is a big sinolaaaaaaa…..I hope the peopl that did tihs;; on redeye; still haven’t seen it; all get fucking fired; they are loosers themselves…jude me huh? what gives you the right; you don’t pay my bills; and when I go to sleep tonigt; I will pray your asses get fucking fired one day…a message for those assholes on the pannel…who I have nevre ever even seen before nor will I ever watch it….(I think the way I think; and by the way there are a shit load of my friends who thinik they are assholes too…they should get into a bar fight or something with a couple of my friends; and lets hear there apology…! see ya loosers at red eye;;;hope you all get fired one day.

Kimberlee

In response to her comment I fired off this email to her:

From:       administrator@crookedincanada.com
Date:       Sat, November 29, 2008 10:24 pm
To:       ”Kimberlee”

Look, what you are telling me doesn’t hurt me in the least. You want to tell me about your life that’s fine, but I know when I am being played having played a few games myself.

Having said that, I am going to assume that you communicate with Jaime, and that she shared with you contents of an email I sent her in which I was looking for an opinion about you from her.

I hope things work out for you in all aspects of your life, and the lines of communication will always be open between you and I, but don’t play me or send me any
provocative photos of you because as I said I have no interest in them.

Take care of yourself.

Best regards,

CG

She responded with this email:

Subject: Fw: very short
From:       ”Kimberlee”
Date:       Mon, December 1, 2008 3:16 am
To:       administrator@crookedincanada.com

I didn’t send any did i?  sorry if I did; I didn’t think I sent you any photo’s?  No c.g. you see you are not being played!  Played; anyhow; whatever; I am not trying to do anything but just in case anthing were to ever happen to me; (because of John Sit) then at least someone other than my own ‘circle of friends’ would also know the truth..

Look c.g. I don’t have time in this life for bull shit…with John Sit. or anyone else; I am a very honest individual……when It comes to myself; I can make alot of jokes about myself; but why should I allow others to make fun of me or not defend myself.

I didn’t thinkk that I had sent you any pics by the way…I only discussed it……and the potential of that…but you kow what…it’s somethiing that I haven’t done so it’s all good.

Look can you just relax; and if you want Jamie to contact me; that is cool; and I don’t have to bother with your site if you don’t want; there are others you know; but I just wanted to comment on yours because you were the meanest person.

D81 says to me today that you live in North Bay; according to the i.p. etc., so anyhow c.g. I don’t know; I think you are playing more games than me; by telling the world that you live In Australia;?  I don’t believe you really! I believe my hells angel fiance; thanks very much; and yes; it is true I am with a hells angel; but you should not divulge tis on your website; I asked you not too…and when the times comes; I will let you know that it will be o.k. or something;

I realize that you will make alot of money; but again; it’s not about money anymore…..this entire incident about being a fired old stripper; is super embarressing. and It’s hard to go thru it; and you kow what;  my American Lawyer did say I should exploit the situation; but I haven’t yet have I; or else; I’d have my own website; with my own pics., and thoughts.

I don’t really need you to tell me that you are being played; because you are not; I just don’t have time to do that…it’s much more simple for me to tell the truth….you see!  Life is much easier when you do that…or the truth as you believe it to be you know.

Now I told you that my fiance is a hells angel; and so far you have not betrayed me!  I appreciate that o..k.!  Because he’d be pissed off.  The main thing here is that we are together; and finally back on the same page. I told you before ; and I will tell you again; I have world wide support according to d81 from  Hells Angels all over the world…because that is why he said…they support my case and that I should win!

I wish you were more trusting; and I am sorry that you don’t think that I would be a nice computer friend if nothing more;  I want to reach out to you as a person…human being to human being….and I want you to at least like me; and your friend Jamie too!

My first husband was named James….and you know what; his frieds used to call him jAMIEn BUT i NEVER CALLED HIM THAT..JUST jAMES.

Anyhow; I don’t know what to say; but you are welcome to email me anytime too; sometimes I go to your site; because I want people to have a few clues in the case…it’s getting wild and more wild by te moment.

D81 is sleeping right now; I am at peace again…until the next p.m.s.  ha ha..no; most of the time I don’t get that emotional but you truly hurt me as a person with your comments; so that is it; I would like some peace from the situation…..

besides what if I didn’t have a computer of my own; and I was far away; and then I emailed you ; at administrator@crookedincanada.com  like from my vacation or something….you need info on me; to make sure it’s really me…right.

Take care o.k. I don’t want to be a trouble maker or anything for you and stuff;

D81 and I are going to get married soon; and I will let you break the news when the time comes…it’s going to be a suprise for the club too….d81 has never been married so I’m all excited….we had a long heart to heart today; and got lots of thigs settled you know….and I feel safe and comfortable now….at least more safe; I’m afraid that John sit; according to my old manager; meaning one of the men who are suing etc., c.g. you have no clue how people are comming to my rescue to help me in this case;

I will stay in touch with you though o.k. I’d like to be a computer friend at least!  I will not betray you…do you understand…and I don’t want you to betray me; just like you said before; so please…..try to believe me because I know you want to continue to be mean…

Please do not be so mean; I know it’s easy on a computer to be mean; like I said this is hard the entire thing is actually embarressing.!

Thank you
Kimberlee (christy)

During the four months I corresponded with Kimberlee (Nov 08-Feb 09) she sent me a lot emails, and left quite a few comments in Crooked in Canada, and while I am publishing them here, they will not be appearing in chronological order a lot of the time.

It still makes for interesting reading though, and it does give readers some insight into what this particular Canadian stripper is all about.

Having said that, Kimberlee shared quite a bit with me, and believe me when I say that “our story” gets very entertaining from this point forward.

Previously in Kimberlee Ouwroulis’ story