Posted June 30th, 2009 by CG
On this the day the world is mourning the passing of Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson, Kimberlee Ouwroulis, the woman to which Confessions of a Canadian Stripper was kind of created for, has reached out to me after almost 6 months of not hearing from her at all.
Apparently she thought I was dead, but I suspect the only reason she thought that was because she has been living under a rock for the past six months.
No Kimberlee I am not dead. Sorry to disappoint you.
Apparently she thought I was dead, at least that is what she said in the email she sent me.
The email, and there isn’t much to it:
Kimberlee 10:13 am i heard you were dead..hahahahaaa
That’s it. She only filled out the subject line. Gee, you think she would have had more to say me after all this time. I’m hurt. NOT!
There is really something wrong with the world’s taste in music if Forbes’ claim about Canadian chanteuse Celine Dion being the second highest earning musician on the planet last year, turns out to be true.
How could anybody sit there and listen to this woman’s ear fracturing pitch whenever she carries a tune.
I swear, sometimes it sounds like somebody has rammed an object where the sun doesn’t shine on her, when she hits some of those notes in her really, really bad songs.
F**k man, 2nd only to Madonna in 2008. NO F**KING WAY MAN!
According to Forbes, Celine Dion raked in about $US 100 million, and get this, her concert tour (why the f**k anybody would want to go to one of her concerts is beyond me by the way) grossed $US 237 million.
Obviously when it comes to the 41-year-old Dion, people don’t care about spending some of their hard-earned cash on a concert that to me would be about as boring as watching a Goldfish race in a fishbowl.
Yeah, that is some kind of amusement isn’t it, the Goldfish race I mean.
And, just in case anybody is wondering about how much Madonna added to her bank account last year; she earned $US110 million to top the list.
Beyonce was third, followed by Bruce Springsteen and Rene Zellwegger’s ex-hubby Kenny Chesney.
Maybe it’s just me, but looking at that list it is pretty safe to assume that when it comes to music, Americans don’t have very good taste and it appears that they don’t have very much to choose from.
Jesus man, two of the top 5 are all but fossilized on the music scene these days, and about all they have going for themselves when they put on a concert is “the stage show” and not the music.
Report: Canadian Celine Dion ranks second among top-earning musicians
I just have to look at Zambian President Rupiah Banda to know that he is the kind of leader who has a “f**k the people” attitude, and who is only motivated to do what is best for him. Yeah, he looks like a crooked little f**k, and at the end of the day, and the world should be shitting all over him.
I tell you what, that monkey that pissed on the Zambian president got it right, and hey who knows maybe the other monkeys who live in the trees outside his offices will follow that particular monkey’s lead and piss all over President Banda.
Better yet, I think the monkeys should organize a hit on him, spare the Zambian people any more misery by forming a hit squad to take the corrupt motherf**ker out.
Nothing like a mob of monkeys attacking a president and toppling a regime. That’s what I say. That’s what I always say.
Funny, the world experiments with monkeys, you know, testing consumer products on them, giving them viruses, and sending them into space, but nobody has had the balls to turn them in soldiers. F**K MAN, WHY NOT? I would think that when it comes to war, monkeys are the perfect choice. REMEMBER PLANET OF THE APES!
Yeah, that’s what Obama should do; send in the monkeys, the ones caged up at the Center of Disease Control. Strap some suicide vests onto their already diseased bodies, and drop them over Iran and N. Korea. Put parachutes on them of course.
Wouldn’t that shock the shit out of “little-man syndrome” sufferers Kim Jong-il and Mahmoud AhMADinejad?
Monkey urinates on Zambian president
So Perez Hilton provokes somebody on his web site, that person eventually catches up with him, and in the end the gossip blogger and radio personality provokes somebody into giving him a poke, and now he is suing that somebody for $US25,000.00.
By the way, I called it right in my blog the other day.
What is up with that little piece of shit, and what is his beef with GLAAD?
The reason I’m wondering that is because on his web site he makes an apology for his actions in Toronto last weekend, but goes out of his way to state emphatically that he isn’t apologizing to GLAAD for using a gay slur to provoke the Black-Eyed Peas‘ tour manager he is suing.
I get the impression that there is some sour grapes between GLAAD and Perez, and that it has something to do with his past employment with GLAAD.
He went out of his way to mention the fact that he used to work for GLAAD when he excluded the gay rights organization from his apology. That tells me that there might be quite the story behind the story about why Hilton is no longer working for GLAAD.
If somebody knows something about that, now would be the time to come forward. That kind of information might be worth some money to somebody, don’t you think?
Anyway, the gossip bitch is putting on quite a show, milking his black eye for all the free publicity and cash he can get out of it and he is using his blog to do it. That’s cool, but he should keep in mind that he is the reason he was punched in the head at a Toronto nightclub after the Much Music Awards and at the end of the day, suing Polo Molina for his own stupidity is being looked down upon, even laughed at.
You know what, if Perez Hilton can’t back up his mouth when it comes to some celebrities, he should just keep it shut. You get what you give mate, sometimes more.
Head to the gym Perez, and sign up for some self-defence courses if you are going to continue to demean, belittle, and bash people on your web site.
Perez Hilton Sues Black-Eyed Peas Manager
Perez Hilton: I’m Sorry
Reality TV really cranks out losers these days doesn’t it. Who are the losers this week you might be asking. Well they are the same losers as last week, the week before that, and for weeks before that.
Heidi and Spence, they’re a couple of losers from that show The Hills aren’t they, and don’t they need to get over themselves.
Then there is that couple Jon and Kate Gosselin. Are they freaking losers or what, and aren’t they a little more than stupid for putting their children through the shit they have been putting them through for the past little while on that “Jon & Kate Plus Eight” show.
I don’t watch much of reality TV, in fact I hardly watch any of it, but the only reality TV show I ever thought was credible enough to be on TV was The Amazing Race. I thought it was a pretty good show, as real as it could get on television without having to edit the shit out of the footage.
How much editing was done on TLC’s Jon & Kate Plus Eight show I’m wondering, and if there was a lot of it, will there be a kind of late-night version of the show that includes the bits that ended up on the cutting room floor?
Jon announcing on the show that he and his wife were separating after 10 years of marriage wasn’t really necessary given that almosts two week s ago there were hints of what last Monday’s big announcement on the show would be.
What a waste of time confirming what the show’s followers already knew.
Somebody’s brain went on holiday, and unless the Gosselin’s are going to work on their marriage on cable television, the show no longer has a purpose.
You never know though, maybe that’s the plan at TLC, keep the show running and set parameters for the Gosselins if they want to keep the show going, which by the way is an obvious money-maker for them.
I can’t see the Gosselins finalizing a divorce in the next couple of years, and TLC will milk this storyline for all its worth and until all contracts and agreements have expired. That should take a couple or three years if the producers at TLC had any foresight when this show particular show went into production.
TLC has put a stop to the show for now, and you can bet they are looking at ways to build around this storyline.
If the show continues, there’s little doubt in my mind that Jon and Kate will sign on for big bucks, if of course they are willing to exploit their impending divorce and the effect it will have on their children for that kind of money.
I think they just might be.
Reality TV stars Jon and Kate to split
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