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Not content with making just the lives of her three children miserable, Madonna has successfully campaigned to steal another child out of Malawi, although Mercy will probably be the last one she is allowed to steal.

The Malawi court, after seeing first hand for themselves what Madonna’s money can do for the community and high ranking public officials, has agreed to let the snobbish bitch relieve a father of a child who up until adoption papers for Mercy were filed by Madonna, didn’t know existed. At least that is how the story goes anyway.

While I agree that Mercy now has a better shot at all that life has to offer, that which Madonna will let her taste anyway, the bottom line is that Madonna will probably end up doing more harm than good to what is obviously a very, very fragile child.

I’m not saying Madonna is going to deliberately go out of her way to turn Mercy into an effed up kid, but at the end of the day…

Nah, I think the day will come when Madonna abandons one, or perhaps both of her adoptive children; that she will find that they are cramping her lifestyle.

The day will eventually come where she dumps David and Mercy into somebody else’s lap because they are too hard to handle.  Wait a sec; she’s already doing that, isn’t she?

She pays big bucks for nannies you know, and there is a reason for that, but of course nobody cares about whether or not Madonna actually raises David Banda and Mercy, just as long as they get to live a life of luxury while she’s out and about wrecking marriages. You know, slutting around town, spreading her legs like reporters and gossips spread rumours about her.

I don’t hold out much hope that either David or Mercy are going to amount to too much under Madonna’s roof, and at the end of the day I suspect that there are more than a just a couple of people who have intimate knowledge about the kind of mother Madonna really is, and agree with me. It’s too bad though that they are prevented from exposing Madonna for what she really is; somebody who thinks when it comes to her, children should be seen and not heard. They are accessories to her.

I wonder if Madonna makes her children sign confidentiality agreements by the way, or, maybe when it comes to Lourdes and Rocco she uses money to keep them from revealing the most intimate details of being raised by a woman who as far as this blogger is concerned, uses children like props and publicity making tools.

I bet Madonna uses threats of withholding money to keep her children from telling the truth about their mother. Why wouldn’t she? The last thing Madonna wants is to be made out to be any worse of a woman than she already is, right?

Oh the secrets Lourdes and Rocco could tell, if they were allowed to tell them of course, and what about the secrets her ex-husband Guy Ritchie could tell.

Hmm, yeah man, you just know there are many dirty little secrets about “the bicycle of the pop music industry” floating around in that particular household.

I can’t wait until one of Madonna’s children (I think it will be Lourdes) writes a tell-all book revealing all those secrets, and you just have to know that  that book is coming.

Sure, it’s still a few more years in the making, but yeah it’s going to happen.

It should make for a pretty good read, better than that coffee table book Madonna put out way back when, and by the time the last chapter is written, Madonna will go down as being the music world’s version of Joan Crawford, her of Mommy Dearest fame.

Oh well, congrats to Madge for once again fooling Malawian authorities into believing that she has a child’s best interests at heart, and may her actions in Malawi come back to haunt her one day.

Somebody in Malawi should go out of their way to prevent Madonna from making a mockery out of adoption in that country.

It’s the least somebody can do in the best interests of children.

Madonna ‘ecstatic’ she can adopt Malawi girl