Confessions of a Canadian Stripper

He’s been dead just over a week now and since then the reportage after his sudden death has been how would you say it, OVERKILL!

The Internet, TV, magazines, newspapers, radio, the pub, the bank or wherever you happen to be, it’s Michael Jackson this, that and the other thing. It’s insane, but it is kind of amusing, though I am getting a little tired of hearing his music.

Come on now, how many times must we hear the same songs over and over again, and let’s not forget the weird shit we’re hearing about him after he is dead. I knew the King of Pop was a freak, and that he kind of lived outside the realms of reality, but man he got up to and into some weird shit, didn’t he?

Oh well, the bizarre stories about MJ are going to be making headlines and for months, especially now that his ex-wife has “thrown her hat into the ring” as far as the custody of his three children go, though it boggles my mind how she can lay claim to the youngest child “Blanket,” who up to this point nobody has a clue who the mother is of that child.

Something tells me that “Blanket” might have a little bit of Rowe’s DNA in him. I wouldn’t be surprised if it turns she is the biological mother the youngest, and I also think it’s a given that Paris Michael and Prince Michael are carrying the money-grubbing woman’s DNA too.  I don’t think she would have offered up a DNA sample to be tested if she wasn’t 100 per cent sure that at least two of the three kids were biologically yours.

Won’t that eff up the proceedings surrounding MJ’s will?

You can bet the fight will be on if turns out that Rowe is more than just a surrogate to Paris and Prince.  If she is, then I think she just might win custody of at least the kids.

I doubt she would ever, ever be able to get control of his estate though, if only because the multi-million dollar settlement MJ gave her to walk away from the kids and their lives makes her out to be a bit of money-grubber.

Then there’s the Michael Jackson Public Memorial Service. A half a billion hits on a website offering up to sixteen or seventeen thousand free tickets to MJ’s memorial service at The Staples Center in Los Angeles, and a venue across from it.

I don’t get it. The hype surrounding the event is just crazy, and the organizers of MJ’s memorial service, don’t they look like idiots.  They should be selling those tickets for at least a couple of hundred bucks man. Ticket scalpers are going to lose out on this one big time, but there will be people selling tickets to the memorial service if they happen to be lucky enough to win one, or maybe a few in the lottery for the tickets.

The memorial service is going to be held this upcoming Tuesday, and there is little doubt in my mind that the broadcast rights to the service will have cost networks some big bucks.  I don’t think people should doubt that the Jackson family isn’t cashing in on this event.

While I personally won’t be watching the memorial service, there will be news coverage that I can catch up on later, and I’m looking forward to hearing all about it.

Funny, at this moment the youngest child in our household (he’s eight) is watching channel V, and he is getting quite a little education about MJ’s talent for singing, dancing and making music videos that’s for sure.

Oh and by the way, one of Charlie’s Angels was laid to rest a couple, maybe three days ago, has anybody heard anything about that? What was here name again?

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