Posted August 31st, 2009 by CG
I doubt too many people, if anybody in Canada or the United States actually knows who Callie Rogers is, but she is telling quite a little sob story. Ah-hah, the second-youngest person in the UK to ever win a lottery is telling quite a tale of woe, and you know what, stiff shit for her. I don’t feel sorry for her in the least, and neither should anybody else.
Ms. Rogers isn’t telling her story in the hope people will feel sorry for her though, she is telling her story because she knows her story will sell, and assuming that she has gone through the $AU3.67-million she won when she was sixteen years old, I reckon she is trying to cash in a little so she can afford to continue living the lifestyle she has been living for the past 6 years.
Oh, and she is blaming others for her misfortune with her fortune, something about she shouldn’t have been allowed to spend her fortune at such a young age. The problem I have with that claim is that in all likelihood, there were people in her life trying to help her do the right thing with the money, and we all know how 16-year-old teenagers can be when they have that kind of money at their disposal.
Nope, if Ms. Rogers wants to blame somebody, she stand in front of mirror, point her finger at the image in that mirror and say, “It’s you, you’re the reason I’m unhappy. It was you who chose to spend the money on booze, two boob jobs, and half-million-dollars on cocaine.”
Anne Heche, huh, what a waste of skin and is she ugly or what. There is nothing beautiful about the bi-sexual thespian at all. What Ellen DeGeneres saw in her is beyond me, but she made up for her bad choice in Best Dike Friend Forever (BDFF) by hooking up with and marrying Portia de Rossi, a woman with way more class than that bitch Heche has, and she isn’t a bully.
The skinny little bitch who has a hate on for her ex-husband and has been publicly slamming him at every corner where there is an interviewer and/or a camera, needs to tone it a down a bit if she doesn’t want to continue coming across as the wicked little bitch she is beginning to be portrayed as, in all the goss mags and tabloids by now. Really she does.
She doesn’t need that kind of publicity, not unless she has a new project that is about to be released.
I think people are beginning to get a little sick and tired of hearing her incessant attacks on her ex, in other words, “Okay Anne we effing get it, you have a bitch on for your ex and you hate him.”
Talk about a bitter woman with so much hate in her, and to think I used to think that she was a loving and carrying kind of bi, that there wasn’t a gram of hate in her. Boy was I wrong about her, and by the way, is she like mentally unbalanced, a little on the challenged side when it comes to getting control of her emotions, and managing her mental state of mind. I think she needs to be medicated that’s what I think, and if she isn’t soon, well let me put to you this way; can you say “Lindsay Lohan, Mischa Barton and Britney Spears”? Yep, I think Ms. Heche is well on her way to making the kind of headlines those three bitches are well known for, the crazy ones if you know what I mean.
In response to his ex-wife’s constant public attacks against him, the ex-husband, Coley Laffoon has blasted the bitch for her bullying of him and not considering the feelings of her son Homer. He’s right about the latter, she should be a little more considerate of her son’s feelings, but then again she likely hates him as much as he hates her, and considering his feelings isn’t high on her list of priorities.
So Is Brody Jenner a Wimp or What?
Maybe it is me that only thinks this, but wouldn’t you think that the son of Olympic champion Bruce Jenner would be able to you know, take care of himself when it came to wimps like Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis, he who cried his way through jail via Greta Van Susteren at Fox News?
Seriously, don’t you think that Brody Jenner should hunt Francis down and beat the living shit out of him rather than whine to Harvey Levine’s crew at TMZ about how Francis tased him and beat up his girlfriend Jayde Nicole (The Hills) while he was celebrating his 26th birthday with her?
Waa-waa-waa, break out the violin and a box of Kleenex and let’s have a sob-fest with a little cheese to go with Jenner’s whine.
What an effing crybaby. Instead of whining about something to TMZ he just knows Francis was going to deny once his story hit the gossip rags and websites, why not hunt the little effer down and just take care of business, you know, get a little bit of payback for what he says Francis did to him.
So like, is Brody Jenner a pussy or what?
Maybe he was just too drunk to back up his mouth and is embarrassed by the pummeling he took, and therefore has to make something up to save face.
Francis is threatening legal actions over Jenner’s claim, as is par for the course in Celebrityville, but I’m thinking three rounds of celebrity boxing on say HBO or ESPN might be the ticket to settling this score.
Michael Jackson Update: Celebrating a Pedophile’s Birthday
Yesterday Michael Jackson fans all over the world celebrated the King of Pop’s 51st birthday, and yes celebrating the kiddy diddler’s 51st made international headlines helped of course by the headline that his sudden death was officially ruled a homicide on the same day.
You know , the medical examiner find 9 different drugs in Whacko’s system and as far as I’m concerned, they wouldn’t have been in his system if he didn’t put them there himself or give somebody permission to put them there. I’m saying that his death isn’t anymore a homicide than Heath Ledger’s or the recently departed DJ AM were kiddy diddlers.
Michael Jackson is dead because either he ingested the drugs found in his system himself, or, he paid somebody to dose him up at his every whim.
Trying to pin MJ’s death on anybody but him is ridiculously stupid and is nothing more than attempt by somebody to garner headlines for themselves while appeasing the Jackson family who as everybody knows, is merely trying to make a few headlines for themselves in the wake of Whacko’s death.
As for celebrating a kiddy diddler’s 51st birthday, especially one who is high profile as Whacko, well that is just effing sick.
Mischa Barton: A Visit to the Dentist Pushed Me Over the Edge
Mischa Barton says she ended up in the “psych ward” because what, a dental procedure went awry. No effing way man, she ended up in a bed in the psychiatric wing of her nearest hospital because she is a nut job, the kind of nut job that if she happened upon a gun while she was in one of her moods, she would have shot a place up and anybody in it.
If ever there was a Hollywood D-lister who could go postal, that person is Mischa Barton. It would be kinda nice though that if she did have one of those kinds of episodes, she took that dick whack Ashton Kutcher down with her. I certainly wouldn’t shed a tear if somebody put a random bullet between his shifty eyes. Isn’t he a bit of a moron, albeit a creative one that has been able to cash in Hollywood and with the babes? Demi Moore isn’t exactly what I would call a barfy looking cougar.
So anyway, what pushed Barton off the deep end on July 16 is surgery she had to remove her wisdom teeth, so she says anyway.
Yeah, I really believe that. She ended up in involuntary psychiatric care at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center because she finally snap after years of cooking with brain with drugs and alcohol, and dentistry had nothing to do with it. She’s an idiot if she thinks anybody is going to believe that, though Ashton Kutcher is dumb enough to buy into a story like that.
Barton makes her claim in a Time Out New York exclusive.
Anne Heche Goes Ballistic on Letterman
Another nut job garnering a few headlines of her own these days is the bisexually frustrated and former Ellen DeGeneres thigh tickler Anne Heche.
It seems she has developed a few resentments towards her ex-husband cameraman Coley Laffoon, and she isn’t shy about going off in public about him despite the fact they have a kid between them who if she isn’t careful, could be traumatized by what his mother is saying about his “lazy ass” father these days. She should just belt up, or if it is alcohol and drugs doing the talking for her, maybe she just knock those vices out of her life until she resolves her resentments toward her ex.
I tell ya what; going off on her ex-husband on David Letterman isn’t going to help her get over her ex and cope with those resentments and at the end of the day, and it is her son Homer who is going to suffer the most.
She really needs to get her shit together, and move on with the new love of her life, her “Men in Trees” co-star James Tupper. As for Tupper, who by the way has fathered another one of Heche’s children, he can expect the same scornful attacks that his nut bar girlfriend is levelling at her ex-husband when he comes to his senses and walks out on her.
Anne Heche, isn’t she a really effed in the head woman? Brilliant actress though.
Lindsay Lohan Break-in Update: Surprise, surprise, the latest break-in at this nut bar’s home just got a little juicier with the story that among the items lifted from her home was a sex tape. LMFAO, who would be stupid enough to agree to make a sex-tape with Lohan anyway, Samantha Ronson maybe? LMFAO again. This whole break-in thing is a scam, and as far as I’m concerned, the people who are responsible for the break-in at Lohan’s home were bought and paid for by Lohan, as they were when they broke into a few other celebrities’ homes. Police are saying that the suspects in the Lohan break-in are suspects in other celebrity home break-ins and they have the video to prove it.
Perez Hilton Shit Kicking Update: That shit kicking Perez Hilton was on the receiving end of from a Black Eyed Peas manager in a Toronto nightclub hasn’t exactly made it to court yet, but justice is expected to be delivered sometime this year, despite the fact that a lot of people (including myself) think the celebrity gossiper got what he deserved and doesn’t deserve any justice at all. He should have had the shit kicked out of him a long, long time ago as far as I’m concerned, and to anybody who does kick the shit out of him and shows up on my doorstep, the beer is on me.
What is it with music channels constantly playing the same songs over and over and over again, and how f**king musically challenged are those people who leave have to listen to what pretty much amounts the same shit over and over and over again. IT IS DRIVING ME NUTS MAN!
Through no choice of my own (kids in the house), I am forced to listen to same song up to three times in an hour sometime.
No shit, I have heard Katie Perry’s latest three times in one hour, Sean Livingstone’s latest, Lady Gaga’s latest and a few other singles too from no minds that as far as I’m concerned days are numbered. Taking Katy Perry and Lady Gaga for example, you might get one or two good albums out of them before their pop “star” fizzles out, but they aren’t going to amount to much more than they are now.
And Sean Kingston, well his second album is out already and the first single from it (it so f**king good I can’t even remember the name of it-lmfao) is getting a shitload of play time on the music channels, but seriously does anybody think it is “number one” material. I CERTAINLY DON’T!
I really f**king doubt it, but lucky for Kingston it will get plenty of airplay thanks to tone f**king deaf listeners who will request his latest time and time and time again. His pop star is going to fizzle out too, right after radio stations and cable music channels play the shit out of his album, WHICH MIGHT TAKE ANOTHER YEAR OR 2!
I don’t know what it is with music channels, but there is a lot of music out there, and yet they play the same shit over and over and over again.
I’m not a big fan of Madonna, in fact I think she is a waste of the wrinkled and cellulited skin she lives in, but today I will give the cougar a pat on the back for standing up and condemning prejudice against Gypsies in Eastern Europe, who for years now have suffered through rampant bias, human rights violations and humiliation more so than anybody else on the continent. Death is no stranger to Gypsies that’s for sure, especially in Hungary where racially motivated attacks on small Gypsy villages recently resulted in six deaths.
