Apparently, and this is just a rumor waiting to be confirmed, the leggy Beyonce and her security team, walked into Lindsay Lohan’s dressing room and chased her out of it, something about her deserving the biggest and best dressing in the house at Fort Canning, Singapore where Lohan was hosting the F1 Rocks event.
No word if Lindsay put up much of a fight to keep the dressing room, but supposing she did, wouldn’t that have turned into quite the catfight. I would have paid to see Beyonce and Lindsay go at it, and I would have put money on Lindsay to kick the shit out of the Texan. I don’t think it would have taken Lindsay long to ‘tune’ in Jay-Z’s better half if the two happened to get into a catfight.
Yes, it sounds like Lindsay had quite the weekend in Singapore.
Not sure how much the idiot organizers at F1 Rocks paid Lindsay for her gig, but it might have been enough for her to pay the $US12-grand and a bit, she owes Specialty Car Craft for car rentals last May, and the damage she caused to those rentals. If she doesn’t pay up, Dennis DeSantis says he will take Lindsay to court to recover the costs. He’s an idiot too by the way.
In case anybody cares, Lewis Hamilton took the flag for his second win of what has been pretty much, a failure of racing season for him.
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The rudest thing a person attending a Broadway play can do in my opinion is to sit in the audience with their cell phone turned on, and then not do anything about it when it starts to ring, and after the stars of the play they are watching stop what their performance so that can answer the call.
That’s exactly what happened the other night during Hugh Jackman and Daniel Craig’s performance in “A Steady Rain”.
I can’t believe the person whose phone was going off, just sat there like a f***ing bump on a log, and did nothing. Whoever that person was, he or she showed just how f***ing arrogant and rude they are, and if I was running that particular theater that person would be banned from the premises permanently.
Talk about being rude, and not giving a shit about others. Somebody should have rammed the f***ing thing down his or her throat. I tell you what, that person is lucky I wasn’t seated beside them, because it wouldn’t have been pretty. Yes, I would have been quite the scene stealer and by the time the curtain fell on my act, one of us would have been leaving the theater on a stretcher, and it wouldn’t have been me. I would have been leaving in handcuffs, but they would have had to tazer me first bro.
The audience would have seen quite a show, more than their money’s worth that’s for sure, and yes I would have gone out of my way to involve the audience in my performance, make no mistake about that. I have zero tolerance for the kind of rudeness that that person displayed. I pay money to see a show; I expect to be able to enjoy the show without rude interruptions, as do most people I believe.
Good on Jackman and Craig for doing what they did, but if it were me in on the stage, I would have jumped into the audience and taken a round of whoever it was that had the ringing phone. Yeah, that’s right; I would have beaten that person over the head with it.
That’s what 007 and Wolverine should have done if you ask me.
Updates
Reps for Pamela Anderson-’she can afford to pay her bills’
The blond Canadian bimbo with the big tits, Pamela Anderson, has somehow managed to talk her people into spreading the word that she isn’t broke, that she has the cash to cover the $US1.2-million in bills she owes. She doesn’t dispute that she owes money to contractors who renovated her Malibu home either.
What is the f***ing problem, how come she hasn’t being paying her bills then, that’s what the paparazzi chasing her should be asking her. Maybe TMZ is on it already, you know, getting ready to ask the former Baywatch beauty and Playboy Playmate the questions most people wouldn’t give a flying f*** about hearing the answers too.
Speaking of bunnies, do you hear about the one that died of a ‘broken heart’? Alice the bunny passed away at Valley Wildlife Care because apparently she couldn’t bear the loss of her Romeo, Gordy the skunk. It’s a tragic love story, and like WHO GIVES A SHIT!
Bunny passes away because she can’t live without her skunk lover, are you f***ing kidding me? Are they like growing and smoking their product at Valley Wildlife Care, or maybe they are raiding the drug cabinet.
Lindsay Lohan, a mostly unemployed party animal these days isn’t quite penniless these days, but that shouldn’t stop her from making smart choices, like accepting an invitation to appear on the UK version of Celebrity Big Brother.
Wow, what a boost to her fledgling career an appearance on that show would be for her.
I think she should go for it, but somehow I get the feeling that Lohan isn’t exactly the type of person who can take it as well as she can dish it out, and therefore is going to tell the producers of the show to you know, “Get f***ing stuffed.”
You never know though, she might do it. If I were working on the show, I wouldn’t be holding my breath for her to make an appearance though, if only because I don’t think she has thick enough skin to put up with the kind of bullshit that would be shoveled her way.
She would definitely be an easy target for abuse from other housemates, and I really don’t think she could handle it. Again though, you just never know when it comes to Lohan.
If she does accept the offer (and hoping she does), I hope the reality TV show is broadcast internationally so that we can all watch her self-destruct in the confines of a home where the only thing she has control of, is her emotions.
GO ON LINDSAY-TAKE THE GIG. IT WOULD BE THE SMART THING FOR SOMEBODY LIKE YOU WHEN IT COMES TO SALVAGING WHAT IS LEFT OF A FAILING CAREER. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.
If I were her agent, this would be a no-brainer, and I would do everything in my power to convince her to take this gig.
Believe it or not, I actually agree with that greasy, gay slime ball over at perezhilton.com, which if it were my call, would be joining Lindsay in the Big Brother House. Wouldn’t that be a hoot?
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HAVE PEOPLE FORGOTTEN THAT ROMAN POLANSKI DRUG AND RAPED A 13-YEAR-OLD GIRL? THE KIDDIE DIDDLER (THAT’S WHAT HE WAS BACK IN THE DAY) NEEDS TO DO THE TIME FOR HIS CRIME. TO THOSE OF YOU WHO THINK HE SHOULDN’T BE LOCKED UP, “WHAT THE F*** IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?”