Posted September 3rd, 2010 by CG
‘I am not cheating on my wife’-so says Ashton Kutcher
I do not why he would, but Kutcher is a f**king fool if he did cheat on her. F**k man, she’s one hot looking cougar.
Star magazine is reporting that somebody saw Ashton Kutcher getting a little hot and heavy with a blonde in a Los Angeles restaurant, but WHERE ARE THE F**KIN’ PICS? Think about it, at the very least almost everybody carries a cellphone these days, and yeah, cellphones do come with a camera, so therefore if the rumor was true, there would be photos to back that up, right.
I’m thinking that whoever says they saw Kutcher sucking face with somebody other than his wife, that person if he or she is living in the present, would have been carrying a cellphone that yeah, could take pictures.
Kutcher, as is the norm when it comes to what rag mags say about celebs, is threatening to sue–something about calling him a ‘cheater’ defamation of his character. Good f**king luck with that, Kutch.
Tax Man Shuts Down Crocodile Dundee
Australian actor Paul Hogan flew into Australia last week to attend his mother’s funeral. He did so despite the fact that the Australia Taxation Office was hot on his heels chasing down taxes they say he owes on undeclared income. The ATO has hit Hoges with a 150-million-dollar tax bill, an absurd amount of money that as far as this blogger is concerned Hoges could never ever get his hands on. The guy has made a lot of money in his career, but how long has it been since he actually made ‘good money’ in the movie industry?
He’s not broke by any stretch of the imagination, but he certainly isn’t the box-office draw he was when he starred in the Crocodile Dundee flicks, and he would be lucky if the royalty cheques he receives from those films amount to big bucks these days.
One-hundred-fifty million dollars, yeah like he has that kind of money stashed in an offshore account somewhere.
The ATO is f**ked in the head, and if ever anybody needed any proof that the ATO was playing games with Hoges, know this: during the 5-years that the ATO has been trying to stick it to the “Put another shrimp-on-the-barbie” guy they have yet to charge him with anything.
Also, know that this silly little game the ATO is playing with Hoges has cost Australian taxpayers a few million dollars, and something like 29 judges have sat on the bench to hear evidence from the case, and still no charges.
There might be an air of vindictiveness on the part of the ATO, the fact that they are not allowing Hoges to return to his home in Los Angeles pretty much proof of that. Hogan isn’t a flight from justice kind of guy nor has he gone out of his way to hide his whereabouts, so why the ATO has played this card nobody is sure. Hoges has been getting the better of them in their game though, and that might have something to do with the ATO going out of their way to violate his rights.
Somebody should be investigating the ATO if you ask me.
High Court documents reveal tax fraud case against Paul Hogan
Crocodile Dundee banned from leaving Australia
Actor Paul Hogan fails to stop investigation but wins costs
Idol Winner Says She Was Raped
You know, Fantasia could be lying about that rape you know. She might have been a consenting teenager in a sex romp that wasn’t as orgasmic as she thought it would be. Payback is a bitch sometimes.
Confessions asks, if Fantasia was really raped in high school and she knew who her attacker was, why did she never take that information to police, or if she did give the cops a name (she told cops her story right), how come (to the best of my knowledge anyway) there was never, ever anybody charged with the sex crime.
Fantasia, think about it peeps, does she strike you as the kind of person that can be trusted not to embellish facts about the alleged rape?
Confessions is thinking that she might be full of shit, that the alleged rape might have started out as consensual sex between the ‘high school slut’ and ‘her alleged rapist’, and her expectations of that rendezvous in the auditorium were not met, in other words it was, ‘wham, bam, thank you ma’am’ and the teenager she claims raped her, was gone after ‘getting his rocks off‘.
It’s not out of the realm of possibilities that Fantasia screamed rape because she felt used by the object of her owns carnal desires. It’s hard to say, but whatever the ‘real story’ is about the rape, she is really milking the story now on the heels of her latest album release and that documentary VH1 is airing. Can you say PR?
Even her father, a man who tried to sue her for shit she said in autobiography has weighed in with his two-cents worth, all but confirming that his daughter dressed like she wanted to get around with the boys, what with the short skirts she would wear to school to invite guys to a party ‘down there’.
Dress like a whore, get treated like a whore is probably what he really wanted to say when he was interviewed for VH1’s documentary series, Behind the Music. Then again, maybe he has heard a few rumors about what really went down that day that his daughter ‘got around’ in high school and that she had a reputation for promiscuity with the boys at school. He might have heard somebody say, “She wanted to f**k him–went out of her way to tease him (the alleged rapist) into f**king her,” or something along those lines.
Whatever the real story is about ‘raping Fantasia’, let it not be said that there aren’t a few women in Hollywood who go out of their way to embellish the truth for affect when it comes to boosting album sales, movie box office receipts or what have you. Confessions reckons that Fantasia is one of those women.
There are two sides to this ‘rape story’ and we’re only hearing one. Makes me wonder just how truthful about it Fantasia is really being, and by all appearances her father is kind of wondering that himself.
Seriously, did it really happen the way Fantasia is telling it, and if it did, how come she has never named her attacker?
Dad unsympathetic to Fantasia rape
So Spencer, does that sex video come with a barf bag?
Former TV stars (that’s what they are) Spencer Pratt and his soon-to-be ex Frankenheidi, are total whack jobs.
As has been their story since “The Hills”, they are trying to milk whatever is left of their celebrity status to keep their f**ked up lives rolling in the dough.
They have to be the two most dysf**ktional celebrities on the planet–all due respect to Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton and Britney Spears of course.
Spencer buddy, I don’t think the world can stomach a sex tape of you and that freak you married, Heidi Montag. God, like how much money could there possibly be in that for you, mate?
Seriously, what porn distributor (are you listening, Vivid?) would be
dumb enough to believe that a video starring these two f**king freaks performing dysf**ktional sex acts, could be a moneymaker?
You’d have to pay me to sit down and watch that porn.
Yeah that’s right Confessies; Spencie boy is looking for a distributor of a sex tape he made with Heidi in happier times. Like yuck man. How f**king nauseating is that?
As one would expect, Vivid entertainment is ‘all over it’, entering into negotiations with Spencer to work out a deal.
Heidi will of course impede those negotiations for affect, knowing full f**king well that she is going to cash in too. The more publicity she can generate for ‘the cause’, the more money she is going to make from the sale of the tape.
That’s just the way shit works for the dysf**ktional I guess.
Hollywood Will Be ‘So Over’ Jennifer Aniston Soon
Jennifer Aniston, from Friends to ‘jilted wife’ to less than box office gold, you will never convince Confessions that that ‘retard’ is going to amount to much more than she is in Hollywood today, an overpaid and overrated thespian.
She will never be a Julia Roberts or a Barbara Streisand, and she will never win an Academy Award, but for whatever reason she is able to command big money for her performances. She made something like 27-million dollars last year despite the fact that her last four flicks were all but box office flops.
She’s a bad investment. Box office gold she is not.
Snooki Criminally Annoying
Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is facing a new charge over her behavior at Seaside Heights in New Jersey last month. The charge is for being annoying. She is also charged with disorderly conduct and creating a public nuisance.
She has pleaded not guilty to the charges. If convicted on all charges, the 22-year-old faces up to $3200 in fines. The disorderly conduct charge could also carry a 30-day jail sentence.
Confessions is thinking that MTV should be charged for being an accessory.
Hey, without the help of MTV, Snooki just wouldn’t be.
MTV provides her with a platform to be criminally annoying, and as such, they should be facing criminal charges too.
Snooki’s prolonged ’15 minutes of fame’ is almost up.
Snooki Pleads Not Guilty, Facing Additional Charge
Bid for President of Haiti Ends for Hip-Hop Star
Wyclef Jean hasn’t met the legal requirements to run for president of Haiti, but at the end of the day it was a publicity stunt and therefore he isn’t going to be too bothered by it.
Sean Penn will be happy.
FrankenHeidi Ex to Tell All
Spencer Pratt wants to publish tell-all about his f**ked up ex-wife Heidi and she is threatening to sue. Go f**king figure.
The things ‘wannabe something more than D-listers’ will say and do for publicity.
Kings of Leon too Good for TV
They said no to Ugly Betty and now they are saying no to Glee. Obviously, Kings of Leon think that songs from their one and ‘forever’ only hit album are too good for TV.
Bad move boys. It’s not as if you’re going to be able to crank out another hit album anytime. F**king idiots.
Fat is not Where it is At Nikki
She’s as wide as she is tall, but Nikki Blonsky has no intentions of doing what is in the best interests of her health, losing weight. There is something seriously wrong with a woman who thinks her health should take a backseat to her career, and while there is no disputing the star of Hairspray’s talent, one has to wonder if she is firing on all cylinders if she thinks fat is where it’s at when it comes to making her career in Hollywood.
So the question is; will her morbid obesity kill her before her career in Hollywood dies, or will her career die before her morbid obesity kills her?
Janice Dickinson says Tyra Banks Full of Shit
In the aftermath of Tyra Banks’ apology over the skinny-waist America’s Next Top Model scandal, in walks Janice Dickinson to add fuel to the fire. Says Dickinson to Access Hollywood about the apology, “Excuse me, but Tyra is the executive producer of that show. She has her finger on everything. No, I don’t believe it.”
“You don’t buy her apology? “Shaun Robinson asks Dickinson.
“What? Please!” was her response. “Everything they shoot is intentional. Don’t tell me different. I did ANTM for 5 seasons,” she went on to say.
It was all about getting some free publicity for the 15th instalment of ANTM as far as Confessions is concerned.
So Fantasia’s Attempted Suicide Was Publicity Stunt Then
The homewrecking and suicidal winner of American Idol’s third season has returned to work after generating enough publicity to maybe sell a few thousand copies of her new album Back to Me.
Then again, that overdosing on Aspirin thing she had working for her, might produce encouraging numbers for VH1 when her reality TV show finally goes to air.
A week after what Confessions believes was a choreographed suicide attempt; the husband stealing Fantasia is doing the talk show circuit to promote her new album.
Geez, ya gotta wonder when she is going to find the time to you know, get that f**king help she needs. One thing is for sure, getting that help isn’t going to occur during the next couple of weeks.
She is scheduled to make appearances on Good Morning America, Lopez Tonight, 106 & Park, Regis & Kelly, and The Wendy Williams Show during that time. Confessions hopes she has scheduled a few couch sessions between talk show appearances, because apparently she needs some serious help, that suicide attempt indicative of just how unstable she is.
So Mel, How Much Did You Have to Drink?
Mel Gibson loses control of his Maserati on the Malibu Canyon road and the first thing that pops into Confessions’ head is that he might have knocked back a few.
Yeah, I reckon that while he might not have been legally drunk, he might have enjoyed a few before he got behind the wheel of his $110,000.00 toy.
Cops are saying that they don’t think alcohol played a factor in the smash-up.
Hmm, “don’t think”…What are the cops saying, that he wasn’t given a breathalyser test at the scene of the accident?
You would think that given Mel’s previous DUI history, he would have had to blow into the machine to you know, make sure alcohol didn’t play a factor.
That “don’t think” thing, that suggests to me that he wasn’t tested, that maybe the cops cut him some slack.
No charges have been laid as of yet, but Confessions is betting there will be eventually.
As us celebrity gawkers are well aware, Mel has some issues, but all not is not bad for Mel. It seems that the babysitter, who witnessed some of Mel’s drunken rages while he was shagging Oksana Grigorieva, has died after losing her battle with cancer. The unidentified woman was expected to give evidence on behalf of Grigorieva in her child custody dispute with the volatile Aussie.
Samantha Ronson Has a Laugh at Tila Tequila’s Expense
Ha, ha–I loved too Sam. Wondering how many other people are laughing at Tequila now. F**k she’s a piece of work.
Watch her milk the beating she took at Gathering of the Juggalos event she attended at Cave in Rock in Illinois, unless of course another heiress she is friendly with dies under tragic circumstances.
Remember how she exploited Casey Johnson’s death for publicity.
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