Posted March 12th, 2010 by CG
So what you’re saying Gaga is that you would be into a little canoeing action with Lilo?
Lady Gaga in what can only be a disgraceful act of self-promotion has gone on record to say that, she would be open to a same-sex relationship if the opportunity presented. LMFAO-if the opportunity presented itself. Are you f***ing kidding my “ya douche bag”, you’re looking for it, and you ain’t doing it for love. Oh and what a world of good you are doing when it comes to helping the lesbian community earn the respect, integrity and credibility they think they deserve, not that Confessions disagrees with them on that issue.
Did your pal Perez put you up to this; suggest to you that this would be a good way to promote that third album you’re working on?
By the way, you should seriously consider disassociating yourself from him, because the day is going to come when anybody who is associated with the gossip tart is going to be making apologies for having anything to do with him whenever what ever secrets he has explode into the mainstream Hollywood. Skeletons are rattling in his closet. Just giving you a heads up Gaga.
So anyway, Gaga is going goo-goo for a same sex relationship to keep the attention she has been getting in the press, on her, and Confessions thinks that that’s all there is to this, “I would be open to a same-sex relationship thing” she has going on now. What a publicity seeking whore, and to exploit the lesbian community to get that publicity. Tsk, tsk Gaga.
What an insult to the lesbians who are fighting tongue-to-clit to earn the respect they think they deserve in the world today.
Oh and if you’re wondering, Confessions doesn’t a problem with lesbians and their fight for rights and respect. In fact, did you know Confessions was a lesbian? That’s right, he loves women, paddling that little man in the pink canoe for them…Not a f***ing problem–and you know what else, the women love him for it too-the ones he used to f*** did anyway.
Lady Gaga on the other hand, she’s isn’t exactly what Confessions would measure as looking like a good f***, so on the assumption that for now she is heterosexual, I doubt she is getting very much action in, and that that might be her motivation when it comes to playing for the other team.
I think the real reason she says she would be open to a same-sex relationship really has nothing to do with her sexuality though, that it has a lot to do with self-promotion, not that I care if she’s a lesbian or not.
Nah, at this time–Confessions is more concerned about her health, that there’s the distinct possibility that Gaga is suffering from a terminal illness. There’s no proof of that, and if it were true, the last person you would hear it from is Gaga herself, who by the way without the make-up and the costumes really, really doesn’t look well. Have you seen her in her civvies and without the junk on? Trust me, she ain’t looking to healthy, not healthy enough to get a f*** and a diddle out of Confessions, that’s for sure.
Hey, maybe Lindsay Lohan is interested in a little bit of that “going down” action she says she is open to with women. What do you think Gaga, would you do Lindsay?
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Don’t you just love his arrogance?
I hear the c-rapper has pulled out of casino deal he was involved in New York City, something about him not wanting to open the books on his financially dealings. You know, somebody ought to tell the dickhead that a shady guy like him should keep two sets of books, a cooked one, and another cooked one.
For somebody who has to spend a lot of time defending his credibility and integrity (and don’t think he doesn’t–we just don’t hear about it), he’s made himself look even more dirty, walking away from a business venture because he would have to submit to a financial audit in order to get what, his name included on a casino operator’s license.
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You know what makes Jay-Z look like an even bigger fool–his “gangsta” attitude; the one he fakes to make himself look cool and tough. F*** man, if only he knew how goofy and arrogant he looked and sounded every time he pull that att out of his tiny little scrotum. Yeah he’s got small balls, just ask his fake wife Beyoncé.
Seriously, if anything, Jay-Z is a bigger asshole than the is the tough guy he makes himself out to be when he is surrounded by an entourage of at least a half-dozen armed men every time he steps out in public. There’s a f***ing reason the paparazzi don’t doesn’t dog him as much as they do less famous celebs and it has more to do with them being afraid of the goons he surrounds himself with than anything else.
Yeah that Jay-Z, he’s as crooked as they come when it comes to shady dudes, and sooner or later all that gangsta shit is going to catch up with him. Sooner or later, his world is going to come crashing down around him, and when all is said and done, the motherf***ker is going to be put behind bars for a very, very long time. Yeppers, somebody is going to lock him up one day for something really bad, perhaps something from his past. Ain’t that right Jay-Z?
Confessions could go on and on bashing the sad sack of shit, but if I did, I wouldn’t be telling you anything you weren’t already thinking or knew about the narcissistic prick.
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And then there’s Lindsay Lohan’s ridiculous f***ing lawsuit…
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The Lindsane 1 actually thinks that ad that the E-Trade ran during the Super Bowl is all “about her”–something about the baby’s name being Lindsay a reference to her. Like how f***ing vain is she for thinking she was being mocked in that ad. So Lindsay, the adult one–seeing that baby, did she remind you of you, how you come across to others, and if she did, was baby Lindsay’s depiction of you bang on the money?
Last time I heard, the bitch’s first name wasn’t copyrighted either. There’s a rumor that she didn’t appreciate her first name being used in the ad. What she owns the name does she?
I saw the ad, and not for one minute did I ever think that somebody was taking a poke at her, let alone exploiting her flawed image for profit. There is absolutely nothing in it that ad that reflects on Lindsay in the slightest, though one could argue I suppose that adding the term “aholic” to the word “milk” might be a very feeble reference to the alcoholic Lindsay was, still is, or whatever.
So now she has become an ever bigger laughing stock, and if she was hoping she could maybe make something rise out of the ashes her career in Hollywood is becoming, I think she f***ed that up by filing this lawsuit. Nobody is going to want to touch her now, not unless they can get away with paying peanuts, the kind of money she was making when she was a kid starting out in the biz, if that.
I hear her lawyer is even refuse to comment on the matter, and yeah, that might have more to do with how embarrassed he is about the case. You know how it is with lawyers though, as long as somebody is paying them–they don’t care how frivolous the lawsuit is, just as long as they get their money and don’t have to comment publicly about the case.
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F*** she’s joke, isn’t she, and for somebody who is struggling to re-establish herself she doesn’t appear to be making too much of an effort. Let’s see, she failed to make an appearance at the Emanuel Ungaro fashion show in Paris, but Confessions is thinking she was told not to bother showing up, that she wasn’t getting in.
Then there is the story about her being turned away from the Dior Fashion Show in Paris after she failed to show up on time. Not only was she late, but “Her Arroganceness” asked Dior to delay the start of the show, saying she was only a few minutes away.
It was a slap in the face, because in the end it got so late (remember she was only minutes away) people were leaving. To add insult to Dior’s injury, she even demanded an outfit to wear for the show apparently.
I guess she forgot that Dior was doing her a favor, not the other way around. Lindsay was in Paris to promote her own line, and as a favor to her, Dior arranged for her to sit in the front row to get her the attention she was craving to promote her line. Being photographed sitting in the front row would have been good exposure for her, but she f***ed that up with her arrogance.
Like I already said, she’s a f***ing joke.
This $100-million lawsuit and what went down in Paris during fashion week is just the tip of the iceberg. Confession is predicting that during the next few weeks we are going to be titillated by some very, very bizarre from the Lindsane 1. A brain snap has been a long time coming, and she’s about to wander into the Twilight Zone.
How soon that happens is anybody’s guess, but Confessions is thinking its going to happen a lot sooner then anybody might be thinking.
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The ghost of Johnny Carson has to be shaking in his head in utter disbelief at the way his replacement has been carrying on
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I never gave much to thought to sookie baby Jay Leno and the whining and sniveling he must have done to get back into his late-night time slot.
F*** what an idiot he was for making that call, and yeah, despite what others are saying about that not being the case, you bet your f***ing ass it was his decision to abandon the Tonight Show for what he thought would be greener pastures for him in primetime.
Leno really overestimated his “drawing card” power, the proof of that found in the ratings of his now abandoned show.
Like talk about somebody who thinks he’s “all that” looking like a fool and being humbled into returning to show that he thought he was bigger than.
Yeah Howard Stern I believe Leno makes you want to “woof your cookies”, and yeah, there are many Leno haters on the planet–especially in the good ole U.S. of A who find the arrogant f***er just as nauseating as you. He makes a lot of people want to throw up.
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He is like so dinosaur too, a fossil in late night TV, just like David Letterman. At least Letterman is entertaining, and isn’t afraid to step on a few toes, push the envelope a little.
Leno on the other hand, HE’S A F***ING PUSSY, when it comes to pulling off that kind of shit.
So, Leno is back in his time slot, and he kicked some ass in the ratings on his first night back, including Letterman’s. At the end of the day though in a few months time, it will be his ass getting kicked, right out the f***ing doors of the NBC studio that Johnny Carson walked through.
You see, that bullshit Leno played with Conan O’Brien and the Tonight Show was destructive, really hurt “the brand” so to speak, and whether anybody wants to believe it or not, the luster that Leno wore during his Tonight Show monologue and behind the desk has all but worn off.
Leno didn’t kick ass in the ratings the other night because he is good at what he does, he did it because people were curious to see what he would get up to on his first night back, which by the way wasn’t much from what I have heard and read.
Boring, bland, and totally stale is the impression I got from those shooting off their mouth on the Internet.
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Nope, the ratings soared, but it was only because of the hype leading up to the reemergence of Leno on The Tonight Show. Now the show is going to start its free fall into the annals of television, which by my calculations suggests that the show is on its last legs.
Yep, I’m thinking that by this time next year, perhaps even sooner, NBC will be in discussions to cancel the long running show.
It will be Leno’s fault of course, the silly little game he played because he thought he was bigger than show, being that which kills the show off eventually, and a lot sooner than anybody thinks or wants to believe.
Leno’s selfishness, his narcissism, and his holier-than-thou attitude in recent months is the beginning of the end for what Johnny Carson turned into a moneymaking machine for NBC. He f***ed up, and despite the aura of ineptness and failure NBC has around it right now, the execs won’t be blinded by it.
Sooner or later, that keeping Jay Leno at NBC was a bad mistake, bad management, and sheer stupidity on their part.
NBC should have kicked him to the kerb when they had the chance.
Says Howard Stern, “He’s a lapdog and a thief who steals bits from him and Letterman; that he pushed Johnny Carson out of The Tonight Show in a merciless way.”
Those are harsh words from the shock jock who went on to say on his Sirius radio show that, just the mere mention of Leno’s name makes him want to vomit, that he is the kind of showbiz animal that will not let go.
Stern also implied that Leno was a coward, that when NBC said they were moving him to 10 p.m. (like I said, I think Leno made that call), he should have taken a walk like Letterman did when NBC picked Leno over him to replace Johnny Carson.
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Speaking of her, my soon-to-be ex-wife, she shops around in Facebook for men like a women shops for meat at the meat counter of her local grocer or butcher shop. F*** man, it’s pathetic, and another story for another blog I have on the go in Facebook.
So anyway, Sean Penn, like how f***ing mental is he? He’s hanging out with despots and dictators; evil men who like Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez for example, isn’t above using brute force to get those they govern over . to see things their way.
Then there are his temper tantrums, the ones Penn throws whenever the paparazzi pisses him off. F*** he has anger management issues doesn’t he, and yeah I think he should be locked up in a rubber room.
The other thing about Penn is that he likes to exploit human tragedy for his own personal gain, not so unlike Oprah Winfrey, and although that hasn’t caught up with him yet–there are politicians and newsmakers who are criticising his efforts down in Haiti, a country that has been all but rattled into nothing more than a pile of rubble by the mother of all earthquakes.
Yeah, people aren’t stupid when it comes to celebrities and that philanthropic cloak they put on when a natural disasters occur on the planet. Sean Penn, and others like him, they are as phony as the three-dollar bills one might find in the financial aid coffers people like Wyclef Jean are trying to fill for Haiti relief.
They are f***ing jokes really, and while they fool a lot of people, they don’t fool Crooked in Canada.
Sean Penn, Oprah Winfrey, Wyclef Jean, and other celebrity do-gooders like them, don’t do anything good for anybody unless there is something in it for them. They always have an ulterior motive, and you can bet Penn’s visit to Haiti, and Brad Pitt’s trip to New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina, was mostly motivated by ulterior motives related to what their showing up in those places could do for them and their image.
That said, Penn was interviewed by CBS upon his return to Haiti, during which when the opportunity presented itself, he responded to the criticism about the good he thought he was doing in Haiti, where he helped establish a private relief organization. A place where he could hide some of his income I guess.
He also went out of his way to make it clear that he would put a lot of energy into his Haiti project, including taking his teenage kids with him the next time he heads down to Haiti–something about getting them involved. What was it he said again? Oh yeah, “The first person served by service is the server.” Justification for what is likely a call his kids don’t have a say in if you ask me.
Lady Gaga in what can only be a disgraceful act of self-promotion has gone on record to say that, she would be open to a same-sex relationship if the opportunity presented. LMFAO-if the opportunity presented itself. Are you f***ing kidding my “ya douche bag”, you’re looking for it, and you ain’t doing it for love. Oh and what a world of good you are doing when it comes to helping the lesbian community earn the respect, integrity and credibility they think they deserve, not that Confessions disagrees with them on that issue.