Posted August 23rd, 2010 by CG
It’s about what Wyclef Jean can plunder from the people of Haiti, not about what he can do for them
Wyclef Jean, like is he just as arrogant as the Muslims who want to build that terrorist recruitment center…er I mean that Islamic culture center near Ground Zero, or what?
WTF is that thievin’ (my opinion of him only) bastard’s problem, appealing the decision to keep him off the presidential ballot in Haiti?
Sean Penn if you happen to be this, could you make a special effort to shut that ‘wanna be crooked Haitian politician’ down? Do it for ’Haiti’ mate.
The former Fugee’s only motivation for wanting to be president, at least as far as this blogger is concerned, is money and how much of it he can steal from the people of Haiti.
He may come across as being in it ‘for the people’, but at the end of the day it comes down to what’s in it for him. He’ll rob the country blind. Steal from the people he will if he knows he can get away with it. That’s just the kind of guy many people think he is.
The f**ker can’t even make his own music career work for him, and yet, he for whatever reason thinks he can run a country. He’s a megalomaniac.
President Wyclef Jean–LIKE WHAT A F**KIN’ JOKE THAT IS!
Muslims Would Say–’She Deserved It’
When it comes to generating publicity and hype, embellishing the truth helps ratings and the financial bottom line, ain’t that f**kin’ right, Oprah?
Until a few moments ago I never heard of Adrianne Curry, and I’m willing to bet that most people who land on this webpage wouldn’t have any f**king idea who she is either, not unless you’re a fan of Tyra Banks’ America’s Next Top Model.
Adrianne Curry, an America’s Next Top Model winner who while dressed in a skimpy costume while attending a Star Wars convention in Orlando, F-L-f**kin’-A, was molested (so she says anyway) by a ‘drunken pervert’.
LMFAO–This broad, the first ever winner of ANTM and the wife of the guy who played that moron Peter on The Brady Bunch Christopher Knight. Like WTF is she up to Confessions wonders.
Guess her weekly show on NowLive radio needs a bit of a ratings booster, to you know help Curry cut her financial losses. She’s an investor in the NowLive radio network by the way.
According to Curry, who hasn’t really done much too much to cash in after being crowned ANTM’s first winner; limited modelling deal with Wilhelmina Models in New York City, breast implants, reality TV gig or two, Family Feud and Playboy the exceptions since winning the crown seven years ago.
Confessions thinks Curry is looking to exploit the “hand up skirt” incident for as much PR she can get out of it, if in fact the story she is telling is even true. What do you reckon is she maybe embellishing the truth a little, to you know get a headline to help boost ratings for her radio show and of course get some free publicity for radio network she is a shareholder in? Maybe ANTM too-eh?
I know what it’s all about; it’s about the next instalment of ANTM in a few weeks. I guess Curry feeling a little obligated to generate some free publicity for the show that airs on CW.
Cops made an arrest, and well you gotta wonder if Muslims are saying to themselves, “Western women who dress sluttish and sleazy are just asking to be groped.”
Party crashers, wannabe porn stars, shit disturbing Hollywood legends, and then there’s the dysfunctional but still breathing Lohan family
The good: Katy Perry Gatecrashes High School Formal
Melbourne high school students attending their year 12 formal at the Grand Hyatt hotel went into a frenzy when comedian Russell Brand’s hot looking shag gatecrashed their party.
Publicity stunt or not, Katy Perry did what not enough celebrities find time to do these days, and because of her unselfishness that party at the Grand Hyatt is one Melbourne High students will never forget–no matter how f**king wasted they got.
To liven up the party, the pop star grabbed the microphone and shouted out, “Well this is boring.” and then sang along to Beyonce’s All the Single Ladies before the DJ spun her latest hit California Gurls.
By 11:45PM Perry was telling the Twitter world about her stunt, tweeting, “I totes just crashed a prom!”
Good on Katy Perry for taking the time to give back to her fans, even if it was just for a few minutes.
The ugly: Vivid Entertainment has decided they want to offer Montana Fishburne a long-term contract after the first 25,000 units of her recently released porno sold out.
Confessions was wrong. Apparently, she does have a career in porn after all.
FYI for all you porn lovers, Montana can also been seen working what her mamma gave her in the latest instalment of Rhymes, Dymes, and Phatties.
Her father, A-Lister Laurence Fishburne isn’t proud of her accomplishments, not by any stretch of the imagination. He is refusing to speak to his daughter now.
Confessions thinks the barely adult Montana is just way too f**kin’ ugly to be a porn star, but then again it’s not her face her co-stars are gonna be f**kin’, right. Not sure if offering her a long-term porn contract is going to pay off for Vivid, nut all the power in the world to the tools who think she’s a good investment.
The good: Katherine Zeta-Jones‘ legend of a husband Michael Douglas has added his two cents worth in the raging debate about Muslims wanting to erect a mosque that isn’t a mosque.
According to the Romancing the Stone and Wall Street star, it would be painful for the families of the 2700 victims of the 9/11 attacks if the proposed $US100-million plan to build a “center” with a “prayer room” within three blocks of Ground Zero.
He also implies that despite having a few Muslim friends himself, he is at a loss for words why more Muslims haven’t condemned the actions of a slim armed and very dangerous minority. Maybe it’s because Muslims are too f**kin’ yella, huh.
Confessions’ personal opinion– paint the whole f**kin’ lot of them with the same brush and make Muslims in the U.S. accountable for their cowardess. I’m thinking that maybe they shouldn’t be allowed to as Spock would say, “Live long and prosper,” in the good ole U.S. of A.
To put it bluntly, Confessions thinks there should be a moratorium on Muslim immigration to the U.S., and those that are already living in the U.S., like Muslim activist Feisal Abdul Rauf for example, shouldn’t be allowed to build shit with what Confessions believes is money that is being laundered for terrorist organizations. That $100-million Rauf wants to spend to build that “mosque that isn’t a mosque” coming to mind.
The really bad: Lindsay Lohan won’t die young my f**kin’ ass. At the rate she’s going, she’s going to pushing up daisies before she see thirty. Her mother Dina, if she wants her daughter to attend her funeral when she “kicks the bucket” needs to take off those “rose-colored” glasses she is looking at her daughter’s life through. As for her father Michael, this is one of the few times Confessions will agree with that f**ktard; he’s right, Lindsay needs to complete the entire 90-day rehab program she was committed to as part of her sentence for snubbing her nose at authority.
Cutting her lose from rehab before she has completed her court-ordered program would only embolden her to continue travelling on that rocky road she has been travelling on for the past couple of years.
There is no shortage of celebrities who are a waste of skin. There is no shortage of celebrities who will do whatever it takes to generate PR for themselves and their projects. However, there aren’t’ too many celebrities who one would consider is a supporter of terrorism.
M.I.A. isn’t exactly a celebrity, but for this blog post let’s make her one. Thinking there might be a concert promoter or two who is wishing that M.I.A. suffered the same fate as the thousands of victims of her beloved Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam (LTTE) met. She’s a loser on and off the music charts.
Speaking of losers, how about that DMX fella. Hasn’t his career tanked. Yep, lack of respect for authority, no respect for the laws of the land, and um let’s see, what else; how about his drug problem, the one he is blaming his criminal and anti-social ways on. Like yeah man, what a f**king loser he has become.
I know, I know, there is a lot of mud I could sling at Earl Simmons, and yeah most of it if not all of it, would stick to him.
At the end of the day the best way to describe DMX is to just call him a f**king asshole. What do you want to bet that all the mothers of all his illegitimate children (four so far and counting) regard him as a f**king asshole. Geez, how times have changed for those gold-digging bitches, huh. Ha, ha, ha f**kin’ ha, their free ride is over.
So, that’s why Fantasia attempted suicide; she needed to draw some attention to herself so that she could create some hype for that reality TV show of hers, the one that is destined for the scrap heap.
That’s right Confessies Fantasia for Real will have a life span of maybe a couple of months after it goes to air on September 19. In the mean and in the aftermath of Fantasia’s choreographed suicide attempt, VH1 is reworking the script, the show or whatever? Hey the funny part of Fantasia’s story is that she attempted suicide with Aspirin and apparently (I don’t believe it though) a sleep aid. Yeeah YA DUMB BITCH, like you really believed Aspirin was going to do the job for you.
If Fantasia’s life is so bad that she feels the need to end it, maybe she should put the barrel of a loaded gun into her mouth and pull the f**king trigger, you know make it real. Or, if she is worried about leaving that kind of mess for others to clean up, how about a noose? This whole Fantasia thing is about getting a headline. Fantasia with the help of a few, staged this whole f**king drama to like I said get hype for her reality TV show.
Oh and that affair she was and is probably still having with that married man, what do you want to bet she cooked up a plan to have an affair with a married man to add a little spice to “her story”, having been made fully aware that her life as it stood before this affair and her suicide attempt (still LMFAO at that) was too f**king boring for a reality TV show.
Dickhead Levi Johnson, forever chasing the fame and fortune he thinks his connection to Sarah Palin will get him, has thrown his hat into the Wasilla political arena in the hope of milking a mayoralty election he knows he will never win, for as much PR he can get out of it. Boy, does that dickhead know how to exploit opportunities or what? Naah, the shit isn’t that f**king smart.
I reckon his puppet master, like maybe his mommy or daddy, are pulling the strings when it comes to How to Mine a Relationship with Sarah Palin’s Daughter for Gold. Seriously, Levi is about as dumb as they come in Alaska. He’s the Bogan Boy of Wasilla is what her really is…Click here to learn more about bogans.
Levi ain’t the f**king smart people. He’s dumber than a bag of hammers, not the sharpest tool in the shed, as dimwitted as he is a serial pest–the latter the former Republican candidate for Vice-President wholly agreeing with. Her body language and facial expression pretty much saying it all when it comes to what she thinks about the kid who popped her daughter Bristol’s cherry, and then knocked her up, probably while Levi and Bristol were on the campaign trail with the bikini-clad gun toting hockey mom most guys would love to f**k. Her husband Todd–he’s a lucky man dontcha think?
Yeeah baby, I betcha Sarah if she could get away with it, would put an end to that waste of skin’s life without blinking an eye.
Then there’s M.I.A. You heard it hear first Confessies, the Sri Lankan Tamil Tiger terrorist organization supporter is quickly wearing out her welcome in the Bronfman family north of the 49th parallel, Canada for you rocket scientists.
Yeah that’s right, Mathangi “Maya” Arulpragasam aka M.I.A. is known to be sympathetic to the Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam, an outlawed terrorist group with strong support within the Toronto Tamil community. For all anybody, never mind the Bronfmans and Canadian authorities know, M.I.A. might have provided some financial backing for the MV Sun Sea, a Thai registered cargo ship carrying 200 Tamil asylum seekers that is hours away from docking in British Columbia, Canada. I certainly wouldn’t put it past the volatile bitch.
Yeah so anyway, Confessions reckons that M.I.A.’s wedding to Benjamin Zachary Bronfman is all but f**king toast if the rest of the Bronfman clan tell him it is, which in Confessions’ opinion they may have already done so. The last thing the much-respected Bronfman family needs is to be associated through marriage to a terrorist organization that is outlawed in Canada and other parts of the world.
Meanwhile still living in la la land is Montana Fishburne. Now she wants to be a businesswoman, to have an empire, presumably one in the porn industry. LMFAO again–like seriously, in her short lifetime has she consumed that many drugs? The woman is totally f**king daft in the head, the cortex part of her brain obviously malfunctioning. F**k Morpheus aka Montana’s daddy, are you sure somebody didn’t drop your pathetic daughter on her head seconds after she was born, or would the world be right in assuming that Montana cooked her brains with drugs and alcohol? F**k how proud Laurence Fishburne must be of his daughter Montana.
It really sucks to be Snooki. The hosebag from Jersey Shore, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi failed to have her nickname trademarked thanks to the children’s book “Adventures of Snooki”. By the way, F**K THAT CHUNKY LITTLE BROAD IS UGLY, ISN’T SHE?
Drunken lout Amy Winehouse and her so-called pal Mischa Barton have had a falling out after what appears to be a night of drinking and maybe some drug taking, though Mischa claims she wasn’t drinking alcohol.
It must have been the drugs Mischa was sharing with Amy that caused that catfight at The Hawley Arms in Camden then. What a couple of losers those two women are, and hey, let’s make a wager on who is going to end up dead first and how they are going to die. If Mischa doesn’t off herself, than it’s going to be an “accidental” drug overdose that ends her life. In Amy’s case though, it will be a combination of alcohol and drugs that likely kills her, though she is more likely to die at the hands of another in a drunken brawl then from an overdose. You never f**king know though.
Last but certainly not least is Naomi Campbell. After being inconvenienced by being forced to attend the trial of Charles Taylor, the tyrannical former leader of Liberia who used blood diamonds to finance his bloody regime, Mia Farrow’s testimony at the same trial paints the supermodel (she’s one ugly looking supermodel if you ask me) as being nothing more than a liar and maybe a woman who was willing to spread her legs for a murderous bastard like Charles Taylor if there was something other then a penis in it for her. Confessions reckons that Campbell perjured herself at the “inconvenient trial” and that karma is going to catch up with the bitch.
Model Naomi Campbell got diamonds from Charles Taylor, Mia Farrow tells war crimes court
Webcam sex; had it with my soon-to-be ex-wife. Conventional sex; had it many, many times. Sex in a car at the side of the highway in minus 30-degree temps (that’s in Celsius peeps) at one maybe two o’clock in the morning; happened just once. Kinky sex; had it with my many of my exes. BUT I HAVE NEVER, EVER HAD PHONE SEX NOR AM I A MEMBER OF THE ‘MILE HIGH’ CLUB, not that those opportunities haven’t presented themselves a few times during my lifetime.
Like what hetero person or bi-sexual woman wouldn’t want to do Drew.
Yes Drew Barrymore, formerly ET’s little friend, I would engage in long distance love with you in a heartbeat, though I would absolutely insist we hook up for those intimate moments we want to share with each other via webcam, that way she wouldn’t have to do what she says she hates so much, talk dirty on the phone.
