MJ’s estate cashes in big time
If anybody ever had any doubt that in death Michael Jackson is worth more than when he is alive, let those doubts be erased with the 200 to 250-million dollar deal Sony and the executors of his estate have worked out.
A quarter-of-a-f***ing-billion dollars–can you believe that? Prince Michael, Prince Michael and Paris are going to have a good, good life without their whacked out father around. Now if only they could keep their aunties, uncles, grandma and grandpa from controlling them and leading them through what could a lifetime of unimaginable wealth and the bliss that comes with that wealth.
It’s not as if they can’t afford to buy a “new family”, right?
Media reports are saying that from this point on, at least for the next seven years anyway; Sony has the distribution rights for everything Wacko, including computer video games, multimedia platforms, music, theater and future film releases.
The deal is the most lucrative one on record, one in which the late singer’s heirs will share in at least $200-million and will no doubt cause some rifts between them in the future.
FYI-Since his death last year, 31 million MJ albums have been sold worldwide. According to some people in the know before this deal with Sony was struck–his estate had already raked in close to $250-million in sales from his music, merchandise and tickets to the concert movie “This Is It”. Add that money to this Sony deal and like wow, MJ’s estate rings up a half-billion dollars, and in less than a year.
Of course, with that, kind of money comes greed, and I don’t think there are too many people on this planet who will disagree with Confessions when he says, “Hey, there is going to be some nasty story lines coming out of the Jackson family for many, many years to come. Generations of Jacksons are going to be caught up in some pretty nasty shit when it comes to this estate, what with the amount of income it is going to generate for decades to come. Just you wait and see.”
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So like do they like deliberately dumb themselves down, or does it come natural to them…
Celebrities say the stupidest, goddamn things sometimes, and today Confessions thinks it’s a good time to share some of the most memorable ones from those who make a living, living in a world of make believe and lalaland.
Sarah Jessica Parker on Twitter: “Is there a point? I really mean this because I’ve never been on Twitter and I don’t understand it – I’m not saying that in a negative way, I really don’t understand it. Is there any point at which you say goodnight? Do you actually say, ‘I’m going to bed now?’?”–She really doesn’t have to work too hard at being stupid. She certainly doesn’t have to fake it, that’s for sure. AIN’T THAT RIGHT, MATTHEW BRODERICK?
Christina Aguilera–”So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?”—LMFAO, how about south of your waistline, Canoe Valley I think it’s called, ya dumb broad? Dumb as she is sometimes, Confessions would do her.
Britney Spears–”The cool thing about being famous is travelling. I have always wanted to travel across seas, like to Canada and stuff.”–Um, she must be referring to the Great Lakes when she says, “Seas,” right.
Paris Hilton–”Wal-mart… Do they, like, make walls there?”–No Paris, it’s a store inside Wally World.
Mariah Carey–”My mother is Irish, my father is black and Venezuelan, and me? I’m tan, I guess.”–Confessions is sure she meant to say tanked.
Victoria Beckham–”I don’t know much about football. I know what a goal is, which is surely the main thing about football.”–Obviously, this WAG pays attention to what her husband does for a living, huh.
David Beckham–”I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don’t know into what religion yet.” –Like WTF man, both him and his wife make Poms look really f***ing dumb, don’t they?
Jonathan Ross–On Heather Mills: “I wouldn’t be surprised if we found out she’s actually got two legs.”–Aah yeah, and Confessions wouldn’t be surprised to found out you cooked your brains smoking banana peels, ya knob.
Brooke Shields–”Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.”–She obviously found her ex-husband Andre Agassi’s stash of mind numbing drugs.
Jessica Simpson-”Is this chicken that I have or is this fish? I know it’s tuna but it says chicken by the sea…”–You should have seen her face when she was reading the label on that can of frozen juice concentrate she was going to mix up for her vodka. She was “concentrating” so hard, her eyes damn near popped out of her head, according to her ex-husband Nick “The Dick” Lachey anyway.
Russell Brand–”Even as a junkie I stayed true [to vegetarianism] – ‘I shall have heroin, but I shan’t have a hamburger’. What a sexy little paradox.–So his stupidity is what Katy Perry really sees in him, right?
Madonna–”I won’t be happy till I’m as famous as God.”–She meant to say Kabbalah Allah I think. F*** she’s so narcissistic.
Kate Moss–”Nothing tastes as good as being skinny feels.”–Spoken like a true junkie.
Katie Price aka Jordan–”All I’ve ever really done is Page 3 in The Sun, and not every man reads that.”–Huh? Obviously, she should have done something to enhance her brains before she did her tits.
Peter Andre aka Jordan’s ex–”I’ve written this song called Insania – it’s a mix of Insane and Mania, and even though it’s a made up word you instantly know what it means!” How’s this for a made up word, ‘ref***tard’. Need I translate for you?
Lady Gaga–”When you make music or write or create, it’s really your job to have mind-blowing, irresponsible, condomless sex with whatever idea it is you’re writing about at the time.”–Hmm, and to think there are people on this planet who truly believe that this woman isn’t doing drugs of any kind, and never has. I’m thinking she’s half-cooked or half-baked when she strips down and gets on all fours to beg somebody to write songs for her.
Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger aka The Terminator–”I think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman.”–Yeah, I can see people living with Perez Hilton marrying Ellen DeGeneres instead of him marrying the girly boys from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. Makes sense Aaanold. Good call.
