Posted January 25th, 2010 by CG
Nothing like having a loud f*** to piss off the neighbors and 15 minutes of fame
Did you hear the story about a Pommie broad who when she f***s, is so loud, you would swear she was getting her brains f***ed out right beside you?
I don’t know about anybody else, but I don’t like loud f***s. I don’t mind the nails in the back, the loud panting, and the “ooh, ooh, ooh baby you’re s-o-o-o good” being whispered in my ear, but screaming like she’s in extreme pain while I’m giving it to her, uh-huh–that’s a turn off.
I guess if I had ear plugs, it might be different, but the only I’m really interested in plugging isn’t on my head when I’m about to jump into bed with a naked woman. It’s the furthest thing from my mind.
So any, this woman Caroline Cartwright was given an eight-week prison sentence, suspended for a year–because her f*** fests have been branded anti-social in a UK court. In other words, if she engages in any more loud sex during the next year, she will be put behind bars.
After reading “her story” I’m kind of thinking that her and her husband are deliberately going out of their way to piss of their neighbors with their loud sex marathons, that they are merely doing [it] for the publicity. Everybody wants to be on that fame train at some point in their lives, and this might be Mr. and Ms. Cartwright time.
The judge hearing the case, Beatrice Bolton, has heard little snippets of the sex romps (the local council went out their way to record the sex sessions) and she says the noises coming from the boudoir are unnatural and that she can see why their neighbors would become so upset and distressed.
You know, even a passing mailman complained about the noise, which has been measured at between between 30 and 40 decibels
, peaking at 47.
Ms. Cartwright claims she isn’t doing [it] on purpose, but I kind of have my doubts about that. I think she might be getting off in more ways then one with all the fuss she is arousing in her neighbors, including the climatic end in the courtroom.
Unfortunately if you are from India and are living in Australia, it sometimes isn’t a safe place for you to be, and I say that solely on the recent rash of assaults on Indian Nationals who are in Australia to study. Those targeted assaults by the way, at least according to “those in the know” are in no way, shape or form racially motivated. Aah yeah, like I believe that, and no I do not for one second think that Australia is a racist nation.
There’s a kind of white power mentality here in The Land Down Under, but of the 22 million plus people who live here, a very, very small percentage of them are racist. What can I say other than that some people just can’t keep up with societal evolution, or in most cases just chose not to. When it comes to racism in Oz, it is probably less of a problem than say racism is in Canada, but don’t quote me on that.
So anyway, a 29-year-old Indian National has been found in house in Sydney’s west end with her throat slit, and get this, the cops are thinking that her death looks suspicious.
They say her death might have something to do with a domestic dispute, not unlike the one Charlie Sheen and his wife was involved in on Christmas Day. The difference being of course that, in this particular domestic dispute, the killer did what the Two and a Half Men star couldn’t, wouldn’t or didn’t have the balls to do when he was battling it out with his drunken wife at 8:00 in the morning, slit her throat from ear to ear.
Looks suspicious, are they kidding me? Doesn’t the fact that cops were responding to a call about a domestic dispute and upon arriving at the scene finding a woman with a slit throat indicate to them that, there was nothing suspicious about the cause of death, that it was obviously murder? Call it like it officers. Were the cops at the scene trying to be politically correct, or don’t they know what a murder scene looks like?
It would seem to CG that if he happened upon such a scene, and yes the police already had a suspect in mind in this particular case before they released a statement, it would be kind of obvious to him that the woman’s death was more than just suspicious, and yeah, CG would call the way he sees it.
SLIT THROAT+ONE SUSPECT=MURDER YA DUMBF***S. Isn’t that kind of obvious officers?
Now that New York socialite and philanthropist Brooke (Pookie) Astor’s son is going to prison, there just has to be a made-for-TV movie on the way. You can bet somebody from that family is working out a deal right now, if they haven’t already done so, and that it will be worth a couple of million dollars.
Over here in Oz, I really doubt there is too many people who know the story about Brooke Astor, New York City’s unofficial first lady. Not that they would care one way or the other about her, the privileged kind of life she lived before her son Anthony decided that it was time for his mommy to live a less privileged one, and pretty much forcing her to stop spending the fortune his stepfather Vincent Astor left behind.
Vincent by the way, was heir to the fur and real estate fortune of his father John Jacob Astor, and Vincent went down with the Titanic.
Anthony’s son Philip tried to make his father accountable for his actions in regards to the treatment of his grandmother, something about forcing her to sleep on sofa smelling of urine in an almost barren apartment with no heat or air-conditioning and not filling her prescriptions, but to no avail.
When Anthony’s stepfather died he left Brooke $60-million and an equal amount was bequeathed to a foundation to help alleviate human suffering. You can bet that Brooke was paid handsomely to oversee the foundation too, and that her son, a former marine (WWI-Iwo Jima)cashed in on that foundation also.
I’m not saying that they robbed the foundation blind, but they would have paid themselves well to oversee the it’s day-to-day operations back in the day, and neither one of them would have thought twice about not drawing a huge salary out of the foundation for the bare minimum of services they provided to the foundation.
Yeah, Ms. Astor and her son–before she started losing her mind anyway, would have taken and pocketed a lot of cash for their “charitable work”, make no mistake about that, and then of course there was that little extra Anthony was making as his mother’s financial advisor.
Somebody convince me that mother and son didn’t–and don’t give me that shit about the amount of time they committed to their cause, like pahleease how freaking hard is it to write a check on a charitable organization’s bank account.
Brooke Astor did a lot of good in the community, but she wasn’t a philanthropist out of the goodness in heart–she was a philanthropist because of it’s trappings, the good name that came with it, the stories in the society pages, blah, blah, blah. Lucky for her she could spend somebody else’s money to get that kind of attention. Don’t get me wrong, she did good things–gave away a lot of money, but for her it was all about image.
She wanted to spoken of well in high society circles, that self-esteem thing she had going for her, what with that gold digger tag that was stuck on her in the early part of her relationship with Vincent Astor. Of course she has a Presidential Medal of Freedom that says otherwise. Don’t think my assessment of Brooke is accurate, wait until the movie comes out.
You can bet there is one coming out that won’t paint her in the perfect light others fooled by her have.
So anyway…
Financially speaking Anthony was doing all right for himself, but he got greedy, and this past Monday he was sentenced to 1-3 years in prison after being convicted on 14 charges, the most serious one being first-degree larceny. If he stays out of trouble while in prison the 85-year-old will be out in eight months.
Anthony’s wife Charlene, Hells Belle as she is sometimes know as, isn’t too happy about her husband’s prison sentence, something about it not being long enough.
The wife is now in charge of Anthony’s financial affairs by the way, and you can bet that she’s been siphoning off quite a big chunk change for herself along the way, and that while doing that, somewhere in the back of her mind she was hoping that her husband would be locked up forever; saving her the headache of tending to her husband needs for what is left of the rest of his life.
I bet she has the champagne on ice for the day he dies. That’s just the kind of woman CG thinks Charlene is.
I don’t know, but if you ask me, the whole Marshall family is f***ed up, and it all started back in the days of Brooke’s first marriage to J. Dryden Kuser, the son of a financier, grandson of U.S. Senator John F. Dryden. The former Republican New Jersey state senator beat her, was a drunk and was an adulterer. He once broke her jaw during a fight.
It was that marriage that would shape the kind of woman Brooke would become, and produce Anthony, an obviously ungrateful son of a bitch, what with the way he treated his mother. F***ing old c********* that he is.
Then came Charles, a senior partner in an investment firm, but he went broke and Brooke was forced to go to work eight years as an editor at House and Garden. She wasn’t happy about that either. Two marriages into money, and neither one of them turned out the way she thought they would for her, and then she met Vincent Astor who would set her up for life until her son Anthony decided that it was time for him to run his mother’s life.
Yep, the story Brooke Astor-Anthony Marshall movie just might be a good one, huh?
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Now that Amanda “Foxxy” Knox is going to spend the next 26 years behind bars for committing a murder, she says she didn’t commit despite the fact there is a pile of circumstantial evidence that says otherwise.
She and her family are not going to be able to cash in on the death of Meredith Kercher now, who as we all know, died because she refused to participate in a threesome with Amanda and her then boyfriend, Richard Sollecito. Or was it a four-some, you know that third person already doing a life sentence for his role in the crime that shook Perugia, Italy.
So I guess the deal was that if Amanda was acquitted of slitting Meredith’s throat from ear-to-ear there would some big money making media offers waiting for her in the United States, one of which included a book to be written by John Grisham. Yeah, Oprah was in on one of those deals, as was Larry King.
Of course, those deals aren’t going to happen now, not with that guilty verdict and of course, that prison sentence the kinky young woman is facing now.
Yep, there was even talk of a Hollywood movie, one about a beautiful 22-year-old American who is beaten into confessing to a murder she never committed in Italy.
Isn’t it funny how there has never been any evidence of such a beating occurring, and that the only one telling that story is Amanda herself, a woman who after she was arrested didn’t look none the worse for wear, what with that cartwheel thing she had going for her, and that smile she give from time-to-time.
Oh yeah, there was a confession beaten out of her all right, that’s why there was a trial to determine if she was guilty or not, right. If Amanda was beaten up like she said, where’s the evidence of that.
There has never been any mention of anybody seeing any bruising, cuts or abrasions have there? If she were beaten up, there would have been somebody somewhere who would have backed up her claim; after all, she was allowed visitors.
I’m sure it wasn’t long after she was arrested that, somebody from American consulate would have paid her a visit. No, there was no confession beaten out of Foxxy, that part of “her story” is just bullshit.
Anyway, it’s a done deal for Amanda Knox, and unless an appeal of her conviction and sentence is successful, she is going to spend a good part of the next 26 years of her life behind bars. That’s the way it’s looking now.
Having said that, there might be some good money in her prison story when she returns to the U.S., that is of course if she doesn’t kill herself first.
I hear she is on suicide watch. You know what; they should just let her off herself, save the Italian taxpayers from having to pay for her lengthy incarceration.
It would depend on how many alcoholic beverages he downed, but if CG was in the same room as Amanda Knox and she was naked and playing with her vibrator, plus knowing what he knows about the Seattle girl now-I’m about ninety-five per cent sure that CG wouldn’t f*** Amanda Knox. However, like I said, it depends on how much he would have had to drink.
In a trembling voice from the stand, she said and in Italian no less, “I am not calm. I am afraid of being defined as something I am not and by actions that are not mine.”
She went on to say, “I’m afraid of having the mask of a murderer forced on to my skin, and I’m confused, sad and frustrated about the amount of time I have had to spend in jail for something that I did not do.”
CG doesn’t think the jury is going to buy into what Foxxy had to say about her involvement in what has been described by the prosecutor as a drug-fuelled sexual assault on the Leeds University student, and I don’t think after hearing all the evidence presented, they are going to spend too much time deciding Foxxy’s fate.
Nope, I think it might take the jury a couple of hours to decide Foxxy’s fate, and that she will be found guilty for taking a knife to Ms. Kercher, because she either didn’t want to participate in a threesome with Foxxy and her then Italian boyfriend, or she accused Foxxy of stealing money from her.
Whatever the reason for the murder, there appears to be little evidence that will save Foxxy from spending most of the rest of her life behind bars.
Of course and as always, CG could be wrong about the alleged kinky Kercher killer who has fooled everybody back in the United States into believing she is something isn’t, the nice girl from next door.
By weeks end Amanda Fox will apparently know her fate. Lucky for her that if she is convicted, she won’t be sentenced to death, huh. What a relief for her naive and whacked out parents too, huh.
