Posted August 29th, 2010 by CG
Cocaine charges levelled against America’s most annoying socialite. Confessions not surprised by this turn of events in this American socialite’s life. Can you say, ‘more jail time,’ ya dumb f**king blonde?
Smoking crack was she, officer.
How proud the wannabe hotelier’s parents must be of their daughter today, not that Richard and Kathy Hilton give a flyin’ f**k about what their ‘silver-spooned kids’ get up to these days.
We at Confessions (yeah there’s more than 1 contributor at this ‘gossip website‘ believe it or not) really think that Paris Hilton is one f**king stupid girl, and that this time she should be forced to make the same trip as Lindsay Lohan has been on of late, that one that started with cocaine possession, then carjacking, repeated probation violation and her obvious snubbing of authority.
The recently ‘released from rehab” Lilo, Lindsanity, former convict or whatever you want to call her, she went to jail for that shit, and she spent three weeks behind bars. Rightfully so I might add, but has she learned her lesson. Probably not, but you never know.
Who can forget the Paris Hilton circus of a couple of years ago? She spent three weeks behind bars, but today it has become quite apparent that the words she uttered on Larry King Live–well IT WAS BULLSHIT, wasn’t it Paris?
What she said–’My experience has made me re-evaluate the role partying plays in my life.’ ROFLMFAO.
The ‘It’ girl, the celebrity who is only good at being famous–nothing more, nothing less, is headed back to jail–I’m sure of it. This time though, she might just spend a few years in a federal penitentiary. The cocaine charge she added to police file could see her locked up behind bars for up to four years.
WHAT A STUPID, STUPID, GIRL!!!!! SHE DESERVES TO BE LOCKED UP, IF ONLY BECAUSE OF HER STUPIDITY.
Irrelevant to the latest goss surrounding the woman Lady Gaga wants to kick the shit out of, and not that Confessions really cares; what d’ya reckon that if every young Hollywood celeb was pissed tested right f**king now, that more than half of them would end up with a positive test for cocaine, marijuana and other illicit drugs?
Seriously, Confessions believes that the young f**king shit in Tinseltown right now are working overtime in the ‘recreational drug’ department, that Paris Hilton, the washed up Mischa Barton and of course Lindsay Lohan, is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to celebrities doing that party thing Paris told a national TV audience she was re-evaluating.
SURPRISE, SURPRISE–the socialite says that the cocaine in found in her designer bag isn’t hers, that it belongs to somebody else. Umm aah-ha Paris, that’s what all the dumb celebrity bitches say when they are busted for having drugs on their possession. That’s right, she’s a drug mule for her friends. LMFAO–drug mule, that sounds about right. Given her history with drugs and the kind of attention that is paid to her, like yeah man, she’s going to offer to carry drugs for somebody else. She is that dumb though, and IT’S NOT A LAS VEGAS ACT, her dumbness I mean.
How it all went down you might be wondering. Who the f**k knows and how many stories will we hear about it before Paris hears the clanging of her cell door one or two years from now.
You know how this arrest is going to play out don’t you; courtroom drama after courtroom drama, constant attempts to keep her from having to do more time. It’s gonna be another circus, and it could take a couple of years to play itself out.
According to the latest goss, a cop in Las Vegas could smell something being burned in a car Paris was riding in late Friday night, and they stopped it. It was during that stop that a cop found some drugs on her, a drug that turned out to be cocaine after it was tested. The cops arrested Paris and the driver, both of whom have since been released.

Paris smokin’ crack? Really? No f**king shit. Rehab now Paris, you know, for the sake of appearance and before your next appearance in front of thatLas Vegas judge you have a date with?
The male driver was arrested on charges of driving under the influence of drugs and Paris has been charged with cocaine possession. She says the purse the cocaine was found in, the one she was carrying, wasn’t hers. There were only two people in the car the cop pulled over, the male driver and Paris. It’s about the cocaine Paris, not the purse you were carrying you ID in.
Well, that’s her f**king story and she is going to stick to it.
FYI-they are a lot tougher on celebrities in Las Vegas, just ask OJ Simpson about that.
LMFAO again–arrested at the World Cup in South Africa on suspicion of possessing marijuana, and then there’s that recent incident she was involved in aboard a private jet, something involving sniffer dogs I recall. That story was buried as fast as it was told though, so the circumstances surrounding aren’t as clear as the circumstances in this latest Paris faux pas.
She’s going to jail–AGAIN! Looks f**king good on her, doesn’t it Lady Gaga?
Old drunken broad took it to Bam Magera
Confessions just learned that it was a 59-year-old woman who took a baseball bat to Jackass star Bam Margera in his own bar, and get this, there’s a rumour that not too many people rose to his defense to save his sorry, racist ass. Maybe they were all “black folk” in there, and like Elizabeth Ray, they took offense to the racial slurs he uttered in his attacker’s direction.
According to the bat wielding bar patron, the only reason she went after the dumbf**k was because he called her a nigger, but she insists that she never struck him. Bam’s mommy says otherwise though.
According to his mother April, Elizabeth hit him over the head with the Louisville slugger while he was walking to his car, that it was pretty much an unprovoked attack by a woman who is always giving her son a hard time.
Funny thing Perez Hilton says about this story, “Racism is not okay, but violence is never the answer.” This coming from a guy, who when he was in Toronto a couple of years ago for the MuchMusic Video Awards, got punched out in a Toronto nightclub by the manager of the Black Eyed Peas after he used a racial slur. Talk about a two-faced little c**ksucker.

Ex-wife of the deceased Gary Coleman forced to defend herself against accusations she’s the reason the diminutive and volatile little fella is dead
The first thing that popped into my head after I heard that “Whatchoo talkin’ about, Willis” was dead and that his volatile wife, ex-wife or whatever the f**k she was to him, was in the house with him at the time of his “accident”, was that wifey had something to do with it, that she either went Mrs. Tiger Woods on the midget–bashing his head on with a mini-golf club or that she pushed him over a railing or down some stairs in a fit of “why won’t you f**k me anymore” rage.
Seriously, and I do still believe this despite Shannon Price’s protests that she didn’t push the little fella down the stair, this f**king bitch (see 2009 mug shot below) caused “the accident” that caused the brain haemorRHAGE that snuffed the life out him. You know, it wasn’t for that mug shot below, one that was taken last year after she was booked for domestic violence against Gary Coleman–I might actually believe that she had nothing to do with his death, and that he might have been stumbling around the house drunk out of his skull and that’s what eventually knocked him off. There aren’t too many scenarios that can be played out here, and at the end of the day, this Price bitch might find herself behind bars facing manslaughter charges or more serious murder charges.
I THINK SHE F**KING DID IT PEREZ HILTON!!!
Murder aside, she can never say she isn’t the reason the troubled Coleman is dead, after all just three days after “the accident”, he made the call to remove him from life-support.
I’m telling ya Confessies and Perez, this sick looking bitch (again see mug shot below) wanted him dead, and she probably want him dead to collect on his life insurance policy, the only thing of any value left in Coleman’s dwindled estate–the property where his wife might have shoved down some stairs or dropped him off the second floor aside, of course.

Hard to be that anybody who is anybody in Hollywood supports a paedophile
Hey all you dumb bitches and motherf**kers who are rising to the defence of Academy Award winner Roman Polanski, GET A F**KING GRIP. HE’S A SKINNER, A HOUND, AND PAEDOPHILE, HAVING BEEN CONVICTED OF DRUGGING AND RAPING A 13-YEAR-OLD GIRL.
I bet they wouldn’t feel the same if it was 13-year-old daughter he drugged and raped in the presence of Angelica Huston.
Like how f**king daft in the head and out of touch with reality are the idiots who are rising up to defend Polanski, a man who was CONVICTED of a serious sex crime and then fled the U.S. to avoid punishment for that.
Seriously, those who are defending this paedophile, need to have their f**king head examined, and God forbid that the same thing happens to their children as did Samantha Geimer during a 1977 photo shoot at Jack Nicholson home.
By the way, there is no f**king way that Polanski didn’t know his victim wasn’t thirteen. He would have had to be deaf, dumb and blind not to know.
Now the word on the streets of Hollywood is that there might be another victim.
British actress Charlotte Lewis came forward this past Friday to level fresh allegations of sexual abuse against Polanski, something about him having sexually abused her in the worst possible way when she was sixteen.
Hey, Confessions isn’t surprised by this new allegation, and you can bet there are other victims yet to come forward too. How many there are remains to be seen, but there is no f**king way on earth that Samantha Geimer is his only victim. It doesn’t work that way with sex predators and sexual deviants. Everybody knows that.
Ms. Lewis is claiming that Polanski forced himself upon her in his Paris apartment when she was sixteen. She’s fourty-two now, meaning that sexual assault occurred six years after he was convicted of sexually assaulting Ms. Geimer. Hmm, I guess that conviction didn’t act as a deterrent after all, that Polanski continued to commit sexual assaults after he fled the U.S.
This guy is a sick man, and there is no doubt in Confessions’ mind that there are many more victims who are contemplating whether to come forward or not.
He has to be shitting his pants these days wondering when and where his other victims are going to come forward, or maybe he’s wearing Depends these days.
I hope the f**ker dies in jail, or that somebody snuffs the life out of him. Vigilante justice is still justice and it’s the least amount of justice I think his victims deserve.
The latest:
Polanski supporters leap to his defence following new sex allegations
Paris, May 15, 2010 (AFP) – Supporters of fugitive filmmaker Roman Polanski came to his defence Saturday after a sex scandal surrounding the French-Polish director was rekindled with fresh allegations he abused a minor.
Polanski, who is fighting extradition to the United States to face sentencing in a 1978 child sex case, was accused Friday by British actress Charlotte Lewis, now age 42, of abusing her just after her 16th birthday.
“I am also a victim of Roman Polanski. He sexually abused me in the worst possible way when I was just 16 years old,” Lewis said in a prepared statement at a Beverly Hills press conference with her lawyer.
“Mr. Polanski knew I was only 16 years old when he met me and forced himself upon me in his apartment in Paris. He took advantage of me and I have lived with the effects of his behaviour ever since it occurred,” she said.
“All I want is justice,” added Lewis, best known for her leading role opposite Eddie Murphy in the 1986 adventure comedy “The Golden Child“.
Polanski, 76, is currently under house arrest in Switzerland where he is fighting extradition in his 1977 case.
He is alleged to have given 13-year-old Samantha Geimer champagne and drugs during a 1977 photo shoot at the Hollywood Hills home of actor friend Jack Nicholson before having sex with her despite her protests.
The director was initially charged with six felony counts, including rape and sodomy. The charge was later reduced to unlawful sexual intercourse after a plea deal agreed in part to spare his victim the ordeal of a trial.
Polanski later served 42 days at a secure unit undergoing psychiatric evaluation but fled the United States on the eve of his sentencing in 1978 amid fears that the trial judge planned to go back on a previously agreed plea deal.
One of Polanski’s most prominent defenders, French philosopher Bernard-Henri Levy, said Lewis’ allegations did not change his views one bit.
“This doesn’t change my position and my anger at the methods used by California courts,” Levy told AFP on Saturday.
One of Polanski’s defense attorneys Georges Kiejman told French news channel i-Tele he was “absolutely astonished” by Lewis’s allegations, and that if she repeated them “it is probable that we take her to court”.
Kiejman said he found it “quite disturbing” that Lewis appeared in Polanski’s 1986 period flop “Pirates” three years after the director allegedly forced himself upon the actress.
Another of Polanski’s lawyers, Herve Timime, was more direct in challenging Lewis’ credibility: “Everything that has been said is a web of lies.”
Lewis’s attorney, Gloria Allred, said the actress was speaking out to counter suggestions from Polanski’s legal team that his earlier case was an isolated incident.
“It is very important that the district attorney and the Swiss authorities are armed with this information as they decide Mr. Polanski’s fate,” said Lewis.
Levy’s drive to rally support for Polanski suffered a setback on Friday when Hollywood star Michael Douglas said he would not sign a petition against his extradition.
In Cannes to promote Oliver Stone’s “Wall Street — Money Never Sleeps“, Douglas told French radio station RTL that despite his fondness for Polanski, it would not be right for him as an American to sign a petition in favour of someone who had broken the law and “jumped bail”.
French President Nicolas Sarkozy inquired about the case of Polanski, who is a French and Polish national, during a phone conversation Friday with his Swiss counterpart Doris Leuthard.
“Federal President Leuthard also informed the French President about the state of extradition proceedings in the case of the United States against Roman Polanski,” her office said in a statement Saturday.

Polanski faces new sex allegations
Fugitive filmmaker Roman Polanski has been hit by fresh sex crime allegations from a British actress who claimed the director “forced himself” upon her just after her 16th birthday.
Polanski, who is fighting extradition to the United States to face sentencing in his 1978 child sex case, was accused by actress Charlotte Lewis, now age 42, of abusing her at his apartment in Paris nearly 30 years ago.
In a press conference on Friday at the Beverly Hills offices of attorney Gloria Allred, Lewis said she was speaking out to counter suggestions from Polanski’s legal team that his earlier case was an isolated incident.
“I am also a victim of Roman Polanski. He sexually abused me in the worst possible way when I was just 16 years old,” Lewis said in a prepared statement.
Allred said Lewis had given statements to Los Angeles police and prosecutors which she hoped would be taken into consideration if Polanski were extradited back to the United States from Switzerland, where he is under house arrest.
“It is very important that the district attorney and the Swiss authorities are armed with this information as they decide Mr. Polanski’s fate,” said Lewis, who had a minor role in Polanski’s 1986 period flop Pirates.
“Mr. Polanski knew I was only 16 years old when he met me and forced himself upon me in his apartment in Paris. He took advantage of me and I have lived with the effects of his behaviour ever since it occurred,” she said.
“All I want is justice,” added Lewis, best known for her leading role opposite Eddie Murphy in the 1986 adventure comedy The Golden Child.
No further information about the circumstances of the incident with Polanski was revealed and Lewis took no questions from reporters.
In Paris, one of Polanski’s defence attorneys Georges Kiejman told French news channel i-Tele he was “absolutely astonished” by Lewis’s allegations, and that if she repeated them “it is probable that we take her to court.”
Although Polanski, 76, was accused of “forcing himself” upon Lewis, the actress pointedly did not use the word “rape.”
“The words we used are the words we used,” Allred said when asked about the actress’s allegations.
Allred, whose clients have included two of golfer Tiger Woods’s alleged mistresses and the family of US football star OJ Simpson’s murdered ex-wife, denied Lewis’s credibility would be diminished by her decision to only come forward after many years.
“I think what is important is she came forward now,” Allred said. “Not only is it not too late, there’s still time if the other victims want to come forward.”
A spokesperson for Polanski’s US legal team said they had no information concerning Lewis’s allegations but said in a statement that local prosecutors continued “to refuse to provide the Swiss government with accurate and complete information relevant to the extradition issue.”
Los Angeles prosecutors meanwhile confirmed they had met Lewis but it was not clear what effect – if any – her allegations could have in the ongoing proceedings against Polanski.
Polanski is currently under house arrest in Switzerland where he is fighting extradition in his 1978 case.
He is alleged to have given 13-year-old Samantha Geimer champagne and drugs during a 1977 photo shoot at the Hollywood Hills home of actor friend Jack Nicholson before having sex with her despite her protests.
The director was initially charged with six felony counts, including rape and sodomy. The charge was later reduced to unlawful sexual intercourse after a plea deal agreed in part to spare his victim the ordeal of a trial.
Polanski later served 42 days at a secure unit undergoing psychiatric evaluation but fled the United States on the eve of his sentencing in 1978 amid fears that the trial judge planned to go back on a previously agreed plea deal.
Polanski’s flight from justice came after a string of hit films including Rosemary’s Baby and Chinatown.
The director, whose wife Sharon Tate was horrifically murdered by Charles Manson’s “family” in 1969, won an Oscar for his 2002 film The Pianist but was unable to collect the award because of his fugitive status.
Australian wannabe models, those that think they are blessed with the looks of say Elle McPherson, Jennifer Hawkins, and Megan Gale just to name a few of The Land Down Unda’s hottest models, are like really f**king violent.
Why it was only a couple of months ago (give or take a week or two) that I published something somewhere in this big Crooked in Canada blog (maybe it was here in Confessions) about a model that got a little carried away in a nightclub, and if memory serves me well, she glassed another woman. She might have just beaten the shit out of her instead, but the bitch is on her way to jail, just as soon as she loses her appeal.
Last week Confessions came across another story about a violent femme du catwalk, a bitch who used to go by the name Natalia Petrikova, and who is currently on the run after being charged with slapping another model in the face and calling her a slut at a New Year’s Eve party.
She was a no-show when that case went to court last week.
The story goes that the victim arrived at penthouse to celebrate New Years and saw Petrikova, who by the way had a protection order against her that prevented her from approaching or contacting her victim, Pauline Roxo, another “wannabe model.”
Anyway, to make a long story short, Roxo went to the bathroom whereupon her adversary approached her (Confessions doesn’t know is Roxo was sitting on the toilet at the time, snorting coke, or both), called her slut, and then bitchslapped her.
Roxo contacted police immediately after that, and police arrived on the scene to arrest the bikini model who refused to leave the party when Roxo entered the room. Something about Petrikova being invited to the party by friends and that she was there first.
One less violent bitch Australian models have to worry about, if in fact she did flee. She could be still in the Bondi Beach area where she is well known, but Confessions highly doubts that, unless of course she has had plastic surgery to change her appearance.