What a f**king idiot Brody Jenner is for thinking that anyone would believe the letter ‘A” he shaved into the side of his wood-burning head was a tribute to his Canadian shag Avril Lavigne. The truth is it’s a tribute to assholes like him.
Like Confessions has already said, “What a f**king idiot!”
The woman in the photo below won American Idol, beating out Jennifer Hudson for the title on season three. Since then she hasn’t amounted to too much while Hudson won an Oscar for her performance in Dream Girls, and has had a not too shabby music career.
Fantasia on the other hand hasn’t been able to turn her Idol win into much.
There’s her autobiography, Life is Not a Fairy Tale, which didn’t turn out to be the cash cow she thought it would be, though there’s always the hope that it might be turned into a movie.
Her father by the way, he tried to cash in on that, suing his daughter for US$10-million, something about his daughter saying unflattering things about him in that book.
Now the failed ‘whatever she f**king should be after winning Idol’ is making headlines because she tried to end her life. Was her prescription medication overdose attention getting, or maybe she’s for real and she wanted to kill herself because she couldn’t handle the attention her being a home wrecker is bringing her.
Paula Cook is married to the man Fantasia is spreading her legs for and it was Ms Cook who took Fantasia’s home wrecking ways to the media.
Confessions reckons that book Life is Not a Fairy Tale is going to be adapted for the silver screen, now might be a good f**king time to do that, though others will say, “No way man, let’s wait until the bitch is dead.”
Fantasia, you are the ‘maker of your own fate’ baby. Sucks to be you.
Mel Gibson’s 91-year-old father Hutton has spoken out against ‘pedophile sympathizer Pope Benedict XVI‘ and the Vatican, claiming that the only reason (and I’M PARAPHRASING HERE!) the Pope hasn’t done much to reel in the fairies, you know, the gay priests; is because he’s one himself, that the German pope might even be a pedophile himself. I reckon Hutton might be right that the Pope is a slippery character, that he is full of hate and ignorance and might be trying to rewrite the ‘rules of the Catholic Church‘.
One thing is certain, the whole world–those of us not sleeping under a rock or living in la la land, know that there are a lot of ordained child molesters and homosexuals who the Pope is more likely to jump between the sheets with them rather than see the child molesters convicted for their crimes and locked up behind bars, and the gay priests ex-communicated. Yeah, Hutton might be right about the Pope being ‘one of them’.
BREAKING NEWS FROM THE ASININE AWARDS FILE!
Jennifer Lopez has landed the title for having the most famous booty in the world. Wondering how many times, ‘the boys’ from ‘her hood’ have put their junk in her trunk. Beyonce came in second, while Kim Kardashian and Shakira tied for third. Rapper Ice-T’s wife Coco finished fifth.
Arabian beauty Rima Fakih knows how to win a stripper contest too
Miss USA Tara Conner created controversy after winning the pageant crown in 2006. Something about her being admitted to rehab to deal with her vices, or whatever, but it wasn’t a sex addiction.
Katie Rees was dethroned after lewd photos of her were uncovered. Like who cares about lewd photos, it’s not like she was wearing the Miss USA crown at the time, right Mr. Trump?
2009 runner-up Carrie Prejean offended Perez Hilton when she dismissed same-sex marriage and we all know the headlines that followed that bullshit, Prejean getting most of the flack while Perez fired off lewd and crude insults at her from behind a computer screen.
Now it’s Miss Michigan who is creating controversy, only in her case it’s total f**king bullshit being created by morons with too much f**king time on their hands.
Less than 24 hours after Rima Fakih of Detroit was crowned Miss USA, stories are circulating about how she won a student strip-tease competition in 2007, the Mojo in the Morning Stripper 101 pageant.
For her victory, she was awarded jewelry, gift cards, sex toys and a stripper pole for her home.
That contest is held every July by the way, so if there are any Michigan ladies that visit Confessions of a Canadian stripper who think they have what it takes to win such an accolade, you better hustle your booty on down to Mojo and enter.
Anyway, the “pageant people” are once again playing up the controversy, suggesting to Mojo that the first Arab-American to win the Miss USA title might be in a shitload of trouble for something that happened three years ago.
Apparently, they want copies of all the pictures and specifics of all that goes down at such an event.
You know what Confessies, I’m thinking Donald Trump is getting a little tired of this bullshit, and that the day is going to come real soon when the words he utters to the f**king morons he pays to run Miss USA will be, “You’re fired.”
Who could blame him; after all, it is those very people who are holding the brush that is being used to paint Miss USA contestants in a bad light. What’s bad for the contestants is bad for the brand, and at the end of the day, the Trumpster is paying good money to those who are supposed to looking out for the brand, not to court controversy.
From cnews.canoe.ca
New Miss USA won ‘Stripper 101′ contest
By QMI AgencyLess than 24 hours after being crowned Miss USA, old photos hit the Internet of Rima Fakih of Michigan sliding seductively down a pole during a Detroit radio station’s student strip-tease competition in July 2007.
Fakih, who on Sunday became the first Arab-American to win the Miss USA title, evidently competed in and won Detroit radio’s Mojo in the Morning Stripper 101 pageant. For that victory, Hollywoodgossip.com reports that Fakih was awarded “jewelry, gift cards, adult toys and a stripper pole for home use.”
“Rima was our overall winner of the best student Stripper 101,” morning show host Mojo told E! News on Monday. “We do it every July. We give away awards for the best pole dancing, the best lap dancing and the best booty shake.
“We just got a phone call from some of the people from the pageant. They were kind of insinuating to us that she could be in trouble for doing this contest … They asked for copies of all the pictures and they wanted the specifics of what happens at the event … We would hope this wouldn’t harm anything as far as her status with the pageant and the upcoming Miss Universe pageant.”
Fakih would only be the latest controversy-soaked Miss USA finalist, after Tara Conner (2006 winner who entered rehab), Katie Rees (2007 winner dethroned after lewd photos of her were discovered) and Carrie Prejean (2009 first runner-up who offended many by effectively dismissing same-sex marriage).

























