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Like what a lump of turd Ryan O’Neal is…

Not wanting to miss out on the publicity surrounding  the snubbing of his “meal ticket” by the Oscar Academy, the normally “F*** the press” Ryan O’Neal has weighed in with his two cents worth about Farrah Fawcett not being included in the “In Memoriam” segment of the Academy Awards broadcast the other night.

Before I forget, Bea Arthur was left out of that tribute too you know, but as far as I can tell, ain’t a whole lot of fuss being made about that, and this despite her contributing a helluva lot more to the entertainment industry than Farrah ever did.

So yeah, that c***sucker O’Neal is pretending to be devastated about the snub. “It was a terrible decision and very hurtful,” he said. Like get f***ing real already. Like he really gives a shit.

Then there is Farrah’s “close friend” Craig Nevius who until now, and me following Farrah’s story as much as I have been, I have never heard of. Apparently, his feelings have been hurt too. Oops! My bad, he’s outraged, so outrage in fact, he is demanding that the Academy issue a public apology for omitting “his close friend Farrah” from the video montage.

Like get f***ing real buddy–when you’re calling the shots for Oscar Night, feel free to include anybody you want in that “special segment”.  Absolutely this sad piece of shit is exploiting this controversy for a little bit of the spotlight HE WASN’T GETTING WHILE ONE OF CHARLIE’S ANGELS WAS DYING.


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Nobody is saying much about Brittany Murphy’s widow Simon Monjack getting snubbed from Oscar Parties either, not unless the person doing the talking is that f***ing little fake Perez Hilton.  He says, “Same on him for trying to slither into parties based on his deceased wife’s fame!”

Confessions to Perez, “Hey ya f***ing moron, they honored his wife at the award’s ceremony and as far as I know there weren’t any after parties honoring his wife. And, just so you know Perez, there were far better people at that ceremony who were also not invited to the Vanity Fair or any other post Oscar bashes. By the way asshole, how many Oscar parties were you invited to, more than Monjack?”

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By the way, as usual, Perez Hilton doesn’t have that story right either. He should be ashamed of himself for doing that.

Ikki Twin Update: A few days ago, I posted something in Confessions about Erica “Rikki” Mongeon being in a medically induced coma after her and her sister Vikki were involved in a motor vehicle accident.

Confessions is glad to hear that the star of MTV’s A Double Shot of Love has been brought out of her coma, an indication that she is well on her way to making a full recovery.

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She’s dead. She’s pushing up daisies. Get over it Rog.


Like WTF is wrong with people, especially that f***ing clown Roger Ebert. Who cares if one of Charlie’s Angels wasn’t included in a tribute montage to those who passed away in 2009. Left out last night at the Oscars–surely to be included next year. It doesn’t matter when it happens just as long as it happens, right?

Besides, it’s not as if she was ever nominated for an Academy Award in any of the B-Grade cinema flicks she ever appeared in, and she definitely wasn’t a box office draw.

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You know, even on television she wasn’t all that–but hey that didn’t stop her from pulling a Mischa Barton, you know, thinking you’re  bigger than the TV show that made you a household name.

Nope, while I agree her contribution to film should be acknowledged by “the Academy” I don’t think people need to blow the fact that she wasn’t included in a tribute last night, out of proportion like people like Ebert are doing today. Seriously, does it matter anyway? There’s always next f***ing year.

What has she done that warrants this “arms up in the air,” protests–Logan’s Run, Extremities, The Apostle and Dr. T and the Women. Oh yeah, what a performance she gave in those flicks, and if memory serves me well, wasn’t one of those movies supposed “her comeback role.”

Get f***ing real people, other than being a pin-up girl and one made-for-TV movie (Burning Beds), Farrah Fawcett didn’t amount to too much more than a ditzy blonde. She’s lucky that people even think she is “all that.”

Seriously, if it was left up to me–I wouldn’t have included her in last night’s tribute either, you know, that time constraint thing. She would have been expendable if there was a limit to the amount of time the tribute could run.  Like I said, there’s always next year.

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And the Oscar goes too…

I made my predictions a while back, the day the Oscar nominees were made public, but I didn’t know shit about much of what work the actors and actresses were in. I’m one of those guys who catches up with Oscar nominated movies after the award ceremony, and when they are on pay-for-view TV–and even then, I’m lucky if a catch more than two. Hey, but I did watch Gran Torino the other night. Nice f***ing car man, but the movie was predictable, right up until the ending that is. I thought old Clint there was going to do some shooting, but…

So anyway, here’s how it all ended up last night, my earlier predictions in brackets:

Motion Picture: The Hurt Locker ( toss up between winner and Precious)
Best Actor: Jeff Bridges, Crazy Heart (Jeff Bridges)
Best Actress: Sandra Bullock, The Blind Side (toss up between the winner and Gabourey Sidibe)
Supporting Actor: Christoph Waltz, Inglourious Basterds (Stanley Tucci)
Supporting Actress: Mo’Nique, Precious (Penelope Cruz)
Director: Kathryn Bigelow, The Hurt Locker
Foreign Film: El Secreto de Sus Ojos, Argentina
Adapted Screenplay: Geoffrey Fletcher, Precious–from the novel Push
Original Screenplay: Mark Boal, The Hurt Locker
Animated Feature Film: Up (Up)
Art Direction: Avatar
Cinematography: Avatar
Sound Mixing: The Hurt Locker
Sound Editing: The Hurt Locker
Original Score: Up, Michael Giacchino
Original Song: The Weary Kind, Crazy Heart–Ryan Bingham and T-Bone Burnett
Costume: The Young Victoria
Documentary Feature: The Cove
Documentary Short Subject: Music by Prudence
Film Editing: The Hurt Locker
Make-Up: Star Trek
Animated Short Film: Logorama
Live Action Short Film: The New Tenants
Visual Effects: Avatar

Perez will be happy. Avatar only managed three gongs. Waiting to hear the, “I told you soes,” from the queer gossip sometime Monday–if of course, he hasn’t already said them on his blog.

As you can clearly see, Confession didn’t really give a shit who won what and for what,  that’s how f***ing boring I find this kind of shit. You have to admit though that I didn’t do too bad with the predictions I did make on February 2, 2010.

If I was a woman or Perez Hilton, I would say, “I absolutely agree, Johnny Depp is the sexiest man alive,” and that would be it, end of story. Of course, People magazine will make a big deal of it, so will his wife, but I don’t think Johnny will. He’s just not that superficial I think. Oh well, it is quite an honour I guess, and at the end of the day that particular tag is going to be worth a couple of million dollars to him, not that he needs the money or anything like that.

Yeah, if I was that pirate of the Caribbean, I suppose I would milk being The Sexiest Man Alive for as much booty I could get out of it. Sure, why not.

The 46-year-old thespian, and a damn good one he is I might add, was up against the likes of Robert Pattison (a female fan put on quite a show for him during autograph signing session apparently), Ryan Reynolds, soccer superstar David Beckham of the LA Galaxy, Bradly Cooper, and believe it or not, the always and forever recovering drug addict and substance abuser, Robert Downey Jr.

KanYeezy, a nobody over at globalgrind.com, disagrees with People on this one and asks, “Why isn’t Brody Jenner on the list,” to which I respond, “Are you f***ing kidding me KanYeezy, and like are you on drugs or something?”

This is the second time People has bestowed the honour on Johnny Depp

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