Posted March 11th, 2010 by CG
Lose some weight dammit!
Hey Gabourey, how about you spend less time cashing in on your celebrity status and more f***ing time on your health. You really, really need to lose some weight girlfriend; otherwise, you are going to end up like Corey Haim is going to be whenever the coroner finishes the autopsy on him, six feet under and pushing up daisies.
Yeah that’s right Gabby, you’re so f***ing fat it’s going to kill you. You need to do something about it now instead of worrying where your next paycheck is going to come from.
Funny how Sidibe has found the time to score a recurring guest star role in a New Showtime series starring Oliver Platt and Laura Linney, yet she doesn’t seem to making time to lose what has to be some very life threatening weight. If she was, don’t you think we would have heard something about it? You know how chatty fat celebs are when it comes to their weight and what they are doing to get it under control.
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You know, she could have and should have signed onto The Biggest Loser, the celebrity edition if anybody actually had the balls to produce such a show.
The show she has signed on for is called The Big C and it’s about a wife and mother named Cathy who has been diagnosed with terminal cancer.
The terminally fat Sidibe will play a student in her class who has some serious attitude.
Howard Stern has weighed in by the way, but I disagree with him that she is too fat to find work. That’s what he implied I think when he said she would never work again, right?
I do agree however, that she might find it difficult to find roles on the big screen, not that they couldn’t find a big enough movie screen to show her thespian talent on.
Stern must have made his comment before she signed a deal with Showtime.
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Kesha is a drunk driving accident waiting to happen
She’s a slovenly looking kind of girl in a drunken kind of way, that Kesha girl is, right Perez.
Add Kesha to the list of females Confessions loves to hate. F*** man, whatever is going on in that little girl’s head, she needs to get a handle on it. Being among the living, especially in pop music, isn’t eternal and neither is being perpetually intoxicated; drunk all the time for you all knobs who struggle with the English vocabulary.
Amusing point of fact, Courtney Love is apparently trying to “save Kesha” from self-destructing, that’s what I got out of translating her tweets anyway. That’s rich, a party animal like that Hole trying to save somebody from becoming somebody like her, a kicked to the kerb piece of white trash who when she isn’t following the 12 steps to recovery, is doing her own little drug dance at a self pity party. Courtney Love out to save Kesha–WTF man.
The only thing that is going to save Kesha is Kesha, but she isn’t smart enough to do that, if only because the booze fueled whore she has been parading around as for the past couple of years has cooked her brain.
The other thing about Kesha and this is a big one, the way she carries on when she gets enough grog in her, puts people at risk of harm, even death. Call me paranoid, that bartender thing I have going for myself, but Kesha has drunk driver written all over when there isn’t a designated driver around. Her drunken behavior is going to get somebody killed one day. That will put a stop to her partying ways.
As for her music career, unless she can afford to pay for the commercial kind of shit she is putting out now in the near future, she’s finished–a one-hit wonder. Like my soon-to-be ex-wife says, she’s going to become one of those “where are they now” kind of singers. When the day comes that somebody asks me that question, I predict my answer is going to be “pushing up daisies”, or “behind bars”.
Blah, blah, blah…
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Be very afraid Samantha Ronson
I don’t know why anybody isn’t picking up on this part of the Lindsay Lohan Soap Opera, but if I were Samantha Ronson I’d be more than just a little concerned about Lindsay following me around–hanging out where I work, waiting for me to finish work, shit like that.
I would also be a little worried about her losing it on me in a drunken violent kind of way, what with the way she carries on after she washes her drugs down with a few Red Bull and vodkas
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Go ahead, someone come into Confessions and tell me that Lindsay Lohan isn’t stalking Samantha Ronson, especially after what went down this past week in Los Angeles.
Last Tuesday Lindsay could be seen rolling into Bardot in the wee small hours of the morning to harass her former “girlf***”, who was doing her DJ thing. Samantha, so concerned about what Lindsay might get up to, asked that security stick close to her–to keep an eye on her.
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The previous night Lindsay followed Samantha to Teddy’s at the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel, where she requested, but was denied a table near the object of her drunken and drug-fueled desires.
One witness describes Lindsay as being very drunk at the time.
Confessions is wondering if maybe it is time for Ms. Ronson to start packing a “rod”, you know, one of those ones that runs with gunpowder and not batteries. I could her put a bullet in the bitch in self-defense, really, I could.
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I called my cat a retard, so what are you going to do about it?
My cat’s name is Garfield, and he is the backyard bully around these parts, sort of. He leaves that house at about 10:30pm every night, and is gone until he wakes me up at about five in the morning, sometimes early if it rains while he is out and about. What he gets up to during that time is hard to figure out, but he comes home with a few scratches on his face and around his eyes, and minus a claw on occasion.
The scratches on his face have earned him the nickname Scarface, and we figure he gets those scratches from taking on the lizards (Blue Tongues) and the moles that live in the neighborhood. What makes him retarded though is the show he puts on around here the rest of the time–the whining, the constant meowing, the bitching and complaining he does when he is fed on time, or we feed something he doesn’t like.
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Don’t let him outside at night, and it gets f***ing worse. So yeah, because of his behavior, I say he’s retarded. Call Fox News, call whomever you want to report me, but don’t call me insensitive to special needs children and adults, because I would never, ever be the kind of asshole that would call them retarded.
Do you hear what I’m saying America? Oh and by the way, I spent quite a few years working with “special needs” but I don’t recall working with people who have Down Syndrome.
So, like, does that mean I don’t know shit about what I am talking about here, you think.
WTF is going on in the U.S., are people that thin-skinned, and that simple-minded that they think the word “retard” in any form only refers to persons with special needs, or hey, how about Family Guy, and the controversy that has arisen from that Down Syndrome character Chris took out of dinner.
Again, WTF is wrong in America, and please, somebody explain to me what was so f***ing offensive in that Family Guy episode that has Sarah Palin’s hot little thong in a bunch. Like really people, was what the actress with Down Syndrome said about Sarah Palin an attack on her son Trigg, or was she just having some fun at the expense of the former Governor of Alaska?
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The bottom line is that, it’s the people who are offended for the people they say people like me are offending who are guilty of offensive behavior. Funny isn’t it, it’s the not the special needs people who are really reacting to these types of things; it’s the people who aren’t special needs who are offended and reacting. I’m f***ing confused, but about this I am not, people with special needs are very capable of fighting their own battles, not all of them, but most of them.
For people like some of the retards at Fox News Channel to blow this shit out of proportion in the name of fair and balanced news, or sticking up for the battlers, underdogs, blah, blah, and blah–LIKE GET F***ING REAL!
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So, how long before Akon’s money train takes her own life
I bet when Akon first introduced to Lady Gaga, and then got to know her a little, he walked away from her uttering to himself, “The woman is a total f***ing nut job,” and “Hmm, I wonder if she can crank out the hits.”
There is no doubt that he was right on both counts, and today if his heart so desired, Akon could retire on what he has made from cashing in on [that] nut job. I don’t know how much of player in the markets Akon is, but the time and money he as invested in Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta of New York City, has paid off big time for him.
Of course, with investments come risks, and as far as CG at Confessions is concerned, investing long-term in Lady Gaga isn’t what he would call a smart move. Short term, absof***inglutely.
Once a drug addict, always a drug addict. Going without treatment for mental health issues, well let’s just say that people who have mental health issues and know they have them but refuse to get treatment for them, pose a danger to themselves and the community at large.
The shit in Gaga’s head, what do you think, does it pose a danger to her, or the person on the same sidewalk, plane or stage as her. I’m thinking it does, and I certainly hope with all that money she is making, she gets whatever help it is she needs.
There is definitely something wrong inside of Gaga’s head. Something isn’t working right. Whatever is wrong inside her head, it didn’t interfere with her ability to crank out The Fame and The Fame Monster, but it will interfere with her well-being and her career eventually.
You know what they say about artists being kind of on the weird and odd side, a little bit eccentric, even creepy, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah…Welcome to her world. There is a brain-snap in Gaga’s future. Remember way back when Alice Cooper ended up in the nut house?
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Bottom-line, and I have said it before in Confessions, the Ka-ka-mania thing is temporary and the day is going to arrive when Gaga will be accessorizing her show with a straightjacket and leg irons.
Her greatest success in the music industry has arrived and is temporary and after the novelty wears off, Gaga won’t be as “out there” as she is right now. She is only as good as her next album. If I was Akon, I wouldn’t bet on that album being as big as her last two albums. It will be just as commercial though, and yeah, he’ll make back what he puts into it, but that will be about it.
Bottom line here, Lady Gaga is the “soup of the day” in pop music, but leave a pot of soup cooking on the stove long enough and it will evaporate. As profitable as she is to Akon right now, her career is going to be short-lived. Gaga is either going to do something stupid, something so stupid that cost her a big chunk of her current fan base, or she is just going to fade away once the all the singles off her latest album have been overplayed on radio airwaves.
Lucky for her she has been smart enough to exploit the misery and suffering of others via her charity work in the event her music career begins to fade. You know how it is with celebrities; become a philanthropist, remain the center of attention, whether your career has tanked, is tanking or not.
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Look up what Lindsay Lohan is doing for Haiti. Do you think she would be pleading for donations for the earthquake victims if her career wasn’t fizzling out like a burnt piece of bacon in a skillet? I think we can all agree that the answer is, “No.” The Lindsane one would be partying it up big time if her career was revving, and she would be oblivious to the pain and suffering of others who are beneath her.
Anyway…
Confessions definitely doesn’t think Gaga has what it takes to continue her rise in the music industry, mentally or creatively.
She’s burning out health wise and mentally. That recent collapse she had on stage an indication that she isn’t as healthy as she has been letting on.
Then of course, there’s that very public show of grief she has been putting on after the suicide of “her best friend”, the guy who was primarily responsible for helping her create all her outrageous costumes, Alexander McQueen. She’s so mentally out of touch; she’s using his death to draw attention to herself. Just ask the producers of the Brit Awards she recently attended.
What is it Neil Young sings again, “It’s better to burn out than to fade away…?” Something like that, right.
Oh and Lily Allen, give your f***ing head a shake bitch. You do not want to be like Lady Gaga. You are just more talented, if not more than Gaga is, but without the circus like atmosphere.
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She’s a slovenly looking kind of girl in a drunken kind of way, that Kesha girl is, right Perez.
