Posted August 31st, 2010 by CG
Antwaun Cook, you’re gonna pay now, mate.
That’s the first thing I would say to him face-to-face after the National Enquirer reported that American Idol winner, Fantasia (I Wanna Die) Barrino, was carrying his child.
Impending divorce + Fantasia= what a f**king fool you are Antwaun.
How much is the cheatin’ T-mobile salesman worth anyway, enough to put Fantasia on Easy Street after he settles his divorce with his soon-to-be ex Paula?
I can’t imagine there would be much of his money left for her to spend, especially after taking child support for three children into consideration.
Supposing Fantasia is a gold-digger, ya reckon she might have picked the wrong fella to mine.
A Barrino family friend has apparently told NE that Fantasia is about three months pregnant. So that would mean what, that the psychologically and emotionally unbalanced singer tried to kill herself, while she was pregnant? Jesus, supposing she is ‘really’ pregnant and that she knew about it when she popped all those aspirin to end it all. What does that say about her?
Confessions thinks a ‘good mother’ she will make, not a stable one anyway, and with that said maybe she should abort, or if that goes against her morals and values ( not that she has any–that f**king another woman’s husband coming to my mind), maybe she should put the child up for adoption after she calves it out.
That said, this Confessions blogger thinks that Fantasia wanted to get pregnant to trap Antwuan Cook into marrying her. It’s not like she’s above doing anything like that, right.
Hollywood Will Be ‘So Over’ Jennifer Aniston Soon
Jennifer Aniston, from Friends to ‘jilted wife’ to less than box office gold, you will never convince Confessions that that ‘retard’ is going to amount to much more than she is in Hollywood today, an overpaid and overrated thespian.
She will never be a Julia Roberts or a Barbara Streisand, and she will never win an Academy Award, but for whatever reason she is able to command big money for her performances. She made something like 27-million dollars last year despite the fact that her last four flicks were all but box office flops.
She’s a bad investment. Box office gold she is not.
Snooki Criminally Annoying
Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is facing a new charge over her behavior at Seaside Heights in New Jersey last month. The charge is for being annoying. She is also charged with disorderly conduct and creating a public nuisance.
She has pleaded not guilty to the charges. If convicted on all charges, the 22-year-old faces up to $3200 in fines. The disorderly conduct charge could also carry a 30-day jail sentence.
Confessions is thinking that MTV should be charged for being an accessory.
Hey, without the help of MTV, Snooki just wouldn’t be.
MTV provides her with a platform to be criminally annoying, and as such, they should be facing criminal charges too.
Snooki’s prolonged ’15 minutes of fame’ is almost up.
Snooki Pleads Not Guilty, Facing Additional Charge
Bid for President of Haiti Ends for Hip-Hop Star
Wyclef Jean hasn’t met the legal requirements to run for president of Haiti, but at the end of the day it was a publicity stunt and therefore he isn’t going to be too bothered by it.
Sean Penn will be happy.
FrankenHeidi Ex to Tell All
Spencer Pratt wants to publish tell-all about his f**ked up ex-wife Heidi and she is threatening to sue. Go f**king figure.
The things ‘wannabe something more than D-listers’ will say and do for publicity.
Kings of Leon too Good for TV
They said no to Ugly Betty and now they are saying no to Glee. Obviously, Kings of Leon think that songs from their one and ‘forever’ only hit album are too good for TV.
Bad move boys. It’s not as if you’re going to be able to crank out another hit album anytime. F**king idiots.
Fat is not Where it is At Nikki
She’s as wide as she is tall, but Nikki Blonsky has no intentions of doing what is in the best interests of her health, losing weight. There is something seriously wrong with a woman who thinks her health should take a backseat to her career, and while there is no disputing the star of Hairspray’s talent, one has to wonder if she is firing on all cylinders if she thinks fat is where it’s at when it comes to making her career in Hollywood.
So the question is; will her morbid obesity kill her before her career in Hollywood dies, or will her career die before her morbid obesity kills her?
Janice Dickinson says Tyra Banks Full of Shit
In the aftermath of Tyra Banks’ apology over the skinny-waist America’s Next Top Model scandal, in walks Janice Dickinson to add fuel to the fire. Says Dickinson to Access Hollywood about the apology, “Excuse me, but Tyra is the executive producer of that show. She has her finger on everything. No, I don’t believe it.”
“You don’t buy her apology? “Shaun Robinson asks Dickinson.
“What? Please!” was her response. “Everything they shoot is intentional. Don’t tell me different. I did ANTM for 5 seasons,” she went on to say.
It was all about getting some free publicity for the 15th instalment of ANTM as far as Confessions is concerned.
So Fantasia’s Attempted Suicide Was Publicity Stunt Then
The homewrecking and suicidal winner of American Idol’s third season has returned to work after generating enough publicity to maybe sell a few thousand copies of her new album Back to Me.
Then again, that overdosing on Aspirin thing she had working for her, might produce encouraging numbers for VH1 when her reality TV show finally goes to air.
A week after what Confessions believes was a choreographed suicide attempt; the husband stealing Fantasia is doing the talk show circuit to promote her new album.
Geez, ya gotta wonder when she is going to find the time to you know, get that f**king help she needs. One thing is for sure, getting that help isn’t going to occur during the next couple of weeks.
She is scheduled to make appearances on Good Morning America, Lopez Tonight, 106 & Park, Regis & Kelly, and The Wendy Williams Show during that time. Confessions hopes she has scheduled a few couch sessions between talk show appearances, because apparently she needs some serious help, that suicide attempt indicative of just how unstable she is.
So Mel, How Much Did You Have to Drink?
Mel Gibson loses control of his Maserati on the Malibu Canyon road and the first thing that pops into Confessions’ head is that he might have knocked back a few.
Yeah, I reckon that while he might not have been legally drunk, he might have enjoyed a few before he got behind the wheel of his $110,000.00 toy.
Cops are saying that they don’t think alcohol played a factor in the smash-up.
Hmm, “don’t think”…What are the cops saying, that he wasn’t given a breathalyser test at the scene of the accident?
You would think that given Mel’s previous DUI history, he would have had to blow into the machine to you know, make sure alcohol didn’t play a factor.
That “don’t think” thing, that suggests to me that he wasn’t tested, that maybe the cops cut him some slack.
No charges have been laid as of yet, but Confessions is betting there will be eventually.
As us celebrity gawkers are well aware, Mel has some issues, but all not is not bad for Mel. It seems that the babysitter, who witnessed some of Mel’s drunken rages while he was shagging Oksana Grigorieva, has died after losing her battle with cancer. The unidentified woman was expected to give evidence on behalf of Grigorieva in her child custody dispute with the volatile Aussie.
Samantha Ronson Has a Laugh at Tila Tequila’s Expense
Ha, ha–I loved too Sam. Wondering how many other people are laughing at Tequila now. F**k she’s a piece of work.
Watch her milk the beating she took at Gathering of the Juggalos event she attended at Cave in Rock in Illinois, unless of course another heiress she is friendly with dies under tragic circumstances.
Remember how she exploited Casey Johnson’s death for publicity.
What a f**king idiot Brody Jenner is for thinking that anyone would believe the letter ‘A” he shaved into the side of his wood-burning head was a tribute to his Canadian shag Avril Lavigne. The truth is it’s a tribute to assholes like him.
Like Confessions has already said, “What a f**king idiot!”
The woman in the photo below won American Idol, beating out Jennifer Hudson for the title on season three. Since then she hasn’t amounted to too much while Hudson won an Oscar for her performance in Dream Girls, and has had a not too shabby music career.
Fantasia on the other hand hasn’t been able to turn her Idol win into much.
There’s her autobiography, Life is Not a Fairy Tale, which didn’t turn out to be the cash cow she thought it would be, though there’s always the hope that it might be turned into a movie.
Her father by the way, he tried to cash in on that, suing his daughter for US$10-million, something about his daughter saying unflattering things about him in that book.
Now the failed ‘whatever she f**king should be after winning Idol’ is making headlines because she tried to end her life. Was her prescription medication overdose attention getting, or maybe she’s for real and she wanted to kill herself because she couldn’t handle the attention her being a home wrecker is bringing her.
Paula Cook is married to the man Fantasia is spreading her legs for and it was Ms Cook who took Fantasia’s home wrecking ways to the media.
Confessions reckons that book Life is Not a Fairy Tale is going to be adapted for the silver screen, now might be a good f**king time to do that, though others will say, “No way man, let’s wait until the bitch is dead.”
Fantasia, you are the ‘maker of your own fate’ baby. Sucks to be you.
Mel Gibson’s 91-year-old father Hutton has spoken out against ‘pedophile sympathizer Pope Benedict XVI‘ and the Vatican, claiming that the only reason (and I’M PARAPHRASING HERE!) the Pope hasn’t done much to reel in the fairies, you know, the gay priests; is because he’s one himself, that the German pope might even be a pedophile himself. I reckon Hutton might be right that the Pope is a slippery character, that he is full of hate and ignorance and might be trying to rewrite the ‘rules of the Catholic Church‘.
One thing is certain, the whole world–those of us not sleeping under a rock or living in la la land, know that there are a lot of ordained child molesters and homosexuals who the Pope is more likely to jump between the sheets with them rather than see the child molesters convicted for their crimes and locked up behind bars, and the gay priests ex-communicated. Yeah, Hutton might be right about the Pope being ‘one of them’.
BREAKING NEWS FROM THE ASININE AWARDS FILE!
Jennifer Lopez has landed the title for having the most famous booty in the world. Wondering how many times, ‘the boys’ from ‘her hood’ have put their junk in her trunk. Beyonce came in second, while Kim Kardashian and Shakira tied for third. Rapper Ice-T’s wife Coco finished fifth.
Off the Cuff and On the Fly
Celebrity gossip; when you’re sick and f**king tired of the “real news”, you know, different shit but same pile news about the economy, politics, terrorism, Afghanistan, Iraq, blah, blah, blah; celebrity gossip is a great substitute for that shit.
Having said that, it’s time to rag on.
Lindsay Lohan
According to her new lawyer Robert Shapiro, he took her retainer on the condition she “does her time”. Like get f**king real.
The two biggest reasons he jumped on that bandwagon was for the money (she will keep him busy–rehab, jail or not) and publicity which without something new to brag about, he will only be remembered as the guy who helped get O.J. Simpson off for the murder of his wife. My 0pinion.
He did imply however, that he might owe something to his son Brent (RIP), who died after mixing the drug ecstasy and alcohol together in 2005. Only the lawyer knows why he wants to represent Lindsay, but I don’t think he’s doing because he feels bad for her.
Lindsay as we all like to think, knows a lot about that kind of party, and to think she is apparently putting together a business plan to set up a chain of rehab centres. That’s what her mother is saying anyway, that and the bullshit her daughter has been pulling for the past couple of years does not justify the 90-day jail sentence Judge Marsha Revel imposed on Lindsay last week for constantly ignoring conditions of her probation.
Shapiro while he is all too familiar with “the disease” his new client is suffering with, isn’t fooling too many people when he says, “Hopefully, I can be of assistance to Ms. Lohan and Judge Revel in implementing a treatment approach recommended by medical professionals for Ms. Lohan’s long term recovery and sobriety.” He’s in the business of keeping troublesome and not so law-abiding celebrities, from copping the consequences of their criminal actions on the chin, and of course cashing in on how he goes about that.
He’s a lawyer, that’s what lawyers do. They pretent their “in it for you” when the reality of it, they are in it for themselves.
How About Mel Gibson
What’s that Oscar winner (Braveheart), the mother of your last child Lucia; she’s what, extorting you with those audio tapes she probably leaked to Radaronline? Guessing he is wishing he paid up, if of course his allegations are true. It’s pretty hard to believe a nasty drunk like him, somebody that apparently smacks women around who, are not on the same page as him.
Hey Jodie Foster, bob, weave and duck while shooting The Beaver with Mel, unless of course you think you’re butch enough to take on your Maverick co-star punch for punch. If that’s the case, kick him in the nuts first baby.
And his ex-wife Robyn, like how much is Mel paying her to stand up for him in court, over and above what she was originally demanding in their divorce settlement. F**k man, his ex-wife certainly has him over a barrel thanks to the woman who stole her cash cow away from her, Oksana Grigorieva. Woohoo and ka-ching for Robyn. “My ex isn’t like that, or never did that to me,” she implies. Oh the power of money, when it comes to cheating husbands accused of the nasty shit Mel has been accused of, audio tapes aside of course.
How long before Mel finds his sorry ass behind bars I wonder.
Wesley Snipes another Celebrity Jailbird
Well, all that confidence tax cheat Wesley Snipes had as far as avoiding his three-year prison sentence goes has been shattered by Atlanta, Georgia court officials. They have found that the star of those inane Blade movies was properly sentenced in 2008 after he was convicted of wilfully failing to file his income tax returns.
What was it Wesley was insisting again, “Officials will overturn his sentence,” wasn’t it? That crystal ball he was looking into behind rose-coloured glasses obviously fooled him into the unrealistic kind of thinking celebrities tend to lean towards when the shit hits the fan.
Just this past March he said, “I wouldn’t say I’m worried about it (the appeal I presume he was referring to); I’m aware of it (the appeal) and all things fall as they should. I’m at great peace with how I live my life and the blessings that the Lord has bestowed up me…We’re gonna win this.”
Obviously your God doesn’t see it the same as you did a couple of days ago, Wesley, otherwise you would have won this battle. You won shit mate. Sucks to be you, and while you might be a tough guy on the silver screen, I reckon you aren’t gonna be so tough locked up behind bars, provided of course you do your time in a “real prison” and not one of those Club Med kind of deals Martha Stewart did her time in, and where disgraced Americanized Canadian tycoon Conrad Black is currently serving his 6-year prison sentence.
Sucks to be you Wesley Snipes. You know what they say about us being the makers of our own fate. We reap what we sow.
Same Sex Marriage Hasn’t Worked Out for Melissa Ethridge
Talented as she is with a guitar and a decent back-up band, she ain’t the kind of dyke other dykes should want to settle down with if what her soon-to-be ex-wife (Melissa Etheridge obviously wore the pants in that marriage, making her the female version of a husband dare I say), Tammy Lynn Michaels, says is true when justifying why Melissa should fork over $12-thousand a month to compensate her for looking after the now loveless couple’s kids. Tammy Lynn is insisting she is a full-time homemaker with no income. That “wannabe actress” path she is on isn’t working out too well for her, otherwise she would have some sort of income, right? She says she has no income.
Hmm, like wow, if she thinks she can earn an income pretending to be an actress, albeit an unemployed one, then all the power to her. I’m sure she could find enough time away from her homemaking duties to do the odd commercial from time, or maybe she’s into doing lesbian porn. Actress my ass, she sounds to me like a bit of a gold digger, the following dollar amounts making me lean that way.
Rent: $6000/monthly (like WTF man-surely cheaper digs she can find, right?)
Groceries and Household supplies: $1500 (eating like kings and queens and the house better be spotless, huh Melissa?
Laundry: $50 (that’s a lot of laundry detergent, assuming there’s a washer and dryer in the home)
Dining out with kids: $800 (I’m assuming we’re not talking about MacDonald’s or Chucky Cheese. Hooters maybe?)
Then there’s the monthly childcare expenses Tammy Lynn claims is worth $4300 a month, which begs the question, “How much homemaking is she actually doing if she’s a full-time homemaker. Something stinks about you Tammy Lynn and unemployed or not, I think you’re full of shit when it comes to just how much of a full-time homemaker you really are.
Okay, so all up and based on Tammy Lynn’s numbers that adds up to $350 left over from the $12000 a month she is asking for.
$144k per year she is asking for (matrimonial assets aside of course), and of that , $4220 is what I’m assuming a full-time homemaker’s time and labor is worth while her ex struggles to revive her music career, a scenario that isn’t likely to play out for the singer I might add.
Melissa’s heyday, the days of making big bucks from her music, are long behind her in my opinion. She isn’t the moneymaker she once was, that’s for sure.
But according to Tammy Lynn she is the moneymaker I don’t think she is, and she says Melissa earns about $600,000 a month, which I think is way off the mark.
No way man. That’s $7.2-million a year, and if she’s earning that kind of money these days, she’s ripping her fans and corporate sponsors off big time. I don’t believe that for one second, and if Melissa claims she is making less to counter her estranged wife’s $12000k claim, in walketh the auditors and I hope for Melissa’s sake she hasn’t been pulling a Wesley Snipes, otherwise the divorce settlement is the least of her worries. Hey wasn’t she buddy-buddy with Al Gore. That fall from grace he is enduring might be a little catchy, his divorce the likely cause of whatever it is that brings him down hard when that event happens.
Aah yes, isn’t celebrity gossip so much better than that other shit network journalists are reporting these days.
So, a waitress punched out Lilo on her birthday, and the story goes that the waitress that bopped her one might have had something going on with that dweeb Doug Reinhardt, he who spent more than one night in Paris. A fit of jealousy, so we are a being told, is the apparent reason for the sucker punch to the face. Reinhardt being the spineless bastard that I think he is, cowered on the other side of the booth where the incident went down. The chickenshit.
What do you reckon judge; did Lindsay celebrate her birthday sober? Confessions reckons she didn’t, that once again she violated her probation conditions, and that it was while she had a bit of glow on, she got a little lippy with waitress who has since been fired. Of course, Lindsay says she didn’t do anything to deserve the punch upside the head, but come on now. It’s not as if Lindsay doesn’t have a reputation for shooting off her mouth. I’m betting she got exactly what she asked for.
I seriously thought that drunken episode he had with a cop who caught him on that drunk driving charge would have smartened him up a little, but oh how f**king wrong Confessions is about that. Once again, his racist side has emerged, and like it happened when he was busted in Malibu, somebody (his ex-girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva) caught him on tape. How about another dumbf**k for Mel Gibson? And this when the movie he starred in with Jodie Foster, a comedy titled The Beaver, is about to hit the big screen.
LMFAO. I don’t reckon too many African-Americans will be popping into the theater to see that flick. Yeah Perez Hilton, he might have done just what you might be assuming, that he f**ked up that movies release. Lesbian thespian and accomplished film director Foster might be thinking the same f**king thing.
Gibson’s share of the sale will keep him in tequila for a while, and of course help out with the fight he is in with Grigorieva, who is prepared to make the legal battles between them real f**king ugly.
The socialite was busted on suspicion of marijuana possession, at the quarterfinal match between Brazil and the Netherlands, a game by the way which the Dutch won.
While the story is still developing, Confessions reckons that Paris tempted fate by lighting up in the stadium and you know; drew attention to herself. Dumb, dumb Paris. Fortunately for her though, the charge she was facing for her blondeness has been dropped.
Rovero on the other hand, was fined $1000 rand ($US150.00) after she obviously took the rap, but hey I’m sure Paris offered to compensate the 31-year-old New Yorker for her troubles.
You would think Paris, given that she sticks out like a wart on a vagina, would have known better than smoke a little dope in plain sight of, how many f**king people?
