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Pink Calls Prince William Redneck

pink516_78784a Prince William, when it comes to Pink, a f*** is definitely out of the question for you mate. It seems that Pink has a little bit of hate on for the prince, something to do with his hunting foxes of the four-legged kind.


Yep according to Pink, he ain’t nothing but a redneck. There was a time when she thought of him as a stuffy privileged asshole, but after firing off an email to him asking him politely to stop foxhunting, she now thinks he a redneck from the South.

In Pink’s world, you are an asshole if you ignore the facts, but because Prince William wasn’t ignoring the facts when it came to foxhunting, he’s a redneck. Like what the f*** is she talking about, trying to say?

The media doesn’t usually have too many good things to say about the Royal Princes, choosing more often than not to chase a story they can sensationalize or embarrass the Royal Family. But when it comes to William and Harry the media is usually pretty good to them, though there have been times when the media should have shut up about some of the antics the Royal Princes get up to.

The Royal Family takes it all in stride though, but I think the Queen might get a little pissed over some of the shit the media, especially in the UK, says about them. Woohoo, I bet her anger explodes sometimes.

In case you don’t know, William and Harry are making headlines again, and yes its good news.

They are both telling a story to the media about them living together at flight school, sharing a bit of their private lives with the Royal Watchers, and it’s good for their image if you ask me.

There’s no doubt in my mind that their mother Princess Diana would be very proud of them.

One of her sons is even looking forward to going to war. William knows which path the world and he is headed down, and he’s psyching himself up for it.

Good on him for having a willingness to face the reality of life that wars have to be fought, whether anyone likes it or not.

An air force pilot, how effing cool is that? Way up there in the sky in a real-life video game adventure, and dropping real bombs, and maybe shooting an enemy pilot out of the sky. Yeah, that’s cool man.

Oh and by the way, just because he is in training to join the Royal Air Force Search and Rescue, doesn’t mean he isn’t learning to drop bombs. I mean think about it, how long does it take to learn how to play and win a video game. A couple of hours of free time a couple of days a week maybe.

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