Like Miss Beverly Hills really takes the Bible seriously
It says in Leviticus that if a man lies with mankind as he would with a woman, then both men have committed an abomination, and they shall surely be put to death and their blood shall be upon them.
No shit, that’s what it says in the Bible about gay men, but God didn’t write it. Somebody delusional, and probably on hallucinogenic drugs thought that shit up, that’s what I think anyway.
I’m not aware of anything remotely the same being said about lesbians in the Bible, but then again the closest I get to a Bible is when I’m in a hotel room with a woman, and I ain’t in there to read. Maybe lesbians are okay in the “Good Book”, or maybe it was just an oversight on the authors part. Nevertheless, I am not aware of any reference to lesbians in the Bible, not that I care anyway.
I wouldn’t have known that that is how God feels about homosexuals, and to be quite honest with you, I have my doubts that that is how he feels, but if Miss Beverly Hills 2010 Lauren Ashley says so, then who am I to argue. God isn’t the author of the Bible is he, she or whatever sex God is, right? He was just somebody’s muse, wasn’t he?
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Forgive my ignorance, but I don’t know shit about the Bible, and I hardly think Lauren Ashley knows much about the Bible either, otherwise she wouldn’t be exploiting her “sex appeal” to advance in the cruel and unfair world we live in. What is it she does again, exhibit that which her mother gave her, or should I say what God blessed her with, nice titties and good looks, all of which she keeps hidden in tight fitting jeans and revealing tops.
Yeah, it sounds and looks like to me like she’s a real Bible thumper, one who eats, drinks and sleeps what the Bible says.
Confessions does think that this beauty Queen, unlike Carrie Prejean, will chew Perez Hilton up and spit him out if he decides to take her on the way he took on Ms. Prejean. I don’t think he has the balls to do it though.
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My music teacher never looked like the teacher on the right, but then again I never took music 101 in high school, because I’m just not that musically inclined. It would have been a waste of everybody time, and I wouldn’t have earned a credit for it. I wouldn’t have even come close to passing.
Let’s suppose I did sign up for a music class when I was grade ten, eleven, and the teacher looked like and behaved like 33-year-old Michelle Lynn Dennis (below). I might have been singing or playing a different kind of tune with her, but not because I was scoring well in oral, or maybe I would have scored well in oral.
the hot music teacher
Hmm…It’s HARD to say how I would have done, but having a teacher that looks like Michelle playing my skin flute, aah yeah man, I would have stayed after class for the extra attention, and under her, her tutelage that is, who knows, maybe I would have been able to earn a credit in music, depending on how well I performed of course.
Anyway, Michelle was into teenage boys in Ballarat, Australia, so much so that there were two in particular she took quite a fancy to, one of whom was just 14 years old. I don’t know how old the other boy was, but both boys got more than just a music lesson from Michelle, the lucky little f***ers.
There were nude photos of her, an invite to participate in a threesome, penetration, and hundreds of naughty and suggestive text messages, all of which brought her before a judge in Victorian County Court where she was sentenced to more than four years in jail, with a parole eligibility in two years and 10 months.
I’m a little disappointed in that, but the law is the law, and she was in a position of authority and should have known better, but what about the boys man, does anybody not think they weren’t into ‘doing it’ with her, that they looked forward to ‘doing it’ with her.
While I agree that Michelle crossed the line and should suffer the consequences of her carnal actions, including registering as a sex offender, I don’t think the teenage boys should be treated as victims by any stretch of the imagination.
Think about it, two teenage boys going through puberty, getting a little tired of the Palm sisters and a good looking uninhibited thirty-something music teacher. Like doesn’t that just sound like a party for the boys?
Michelle pleaded guilty to two counts of sexual penetration, and while she might have put a smile on the faces of her teenage conquests and herself, she wasn’t smiling when her sentence was delivered.
Four years and having to register as a serious sexual offender. Woohoo! The horny broad definitely has a lot to cry about now, doesn’t she?
She definitely got herself screwed, huh.
And in other “teenage sex with high school teachers and principals” news, the mother of a high school girl who was sexually assaulted by her Christian school principal, is not happy about the sentence 46-year-old Frank Bailey received for having intercourse five times over four days with the woman’s 16-year-old daughter, who for whatever reason was in his care.
Bailey was on stress leave at the time he committed his offenses, and apparently was hitting the bottle pretty hard, but that is no excuse for his behaviour, and for having sex with the girl, he was sentenced to a maximum sentence of no more than three years and nine months, but as luck would have it for him, he will be released back into the community in nine months time.
Hmm, now does that seem fair when you take into consideration the sentence that Michelle received for her carnal offenses?
I can see why this particular mother would be pissed off, although I am still trying to figure out why her daughter was in the care of a man who thought he was in love with the 16-year-old, had mental health issues, and was lonely and drinking heavily at the time.
Don’t forget he was on leave from the school at the time he committed his offenses too, so one would easily assume that this “being in his care thing” has something to do with what went down at his home and not at the school he was principal at, right?
Anyway, this Bailey diddler got less time than Michelle did for her crimes, which baffles me given that I think Bailey might apparently didn’t have consent when he committed his carnal crime.
At least Michelle had consent, and didn’t have to force the boys into having sex with her, something I don’t think the principal can say about his victim.
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