Posted February 20th, 2010 by CG
The Donald to Tiger, “Dump her, play some golf, and f*** your brains out”
I never heard so much shit come out of one sports stars mouth in thirteen and a half minutes as I heard come out of Tiger Woods pussy-munching mouth yesterday.
Like WTF man, does he think we are all that stupid, that just because the he’s the best at what he does, and I don’t refer to his fornicating ways, that we are going to fall for the bullshit he was feeding us yesterday at his “This is Not a Press Conference” show? Anyway, I’m not going to get into that bullshit, it’s the advice Donald Trump has given Tiger that I am more interested in talking about.
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The Donald has weighed in with his two-cents worth, and he’s telling Tiger that the smart thing for him to do would be to pack in his marriage, divorce his wife, and get back to his partying ways. I think that’s solid advice, coming from a guy who himself hasn’t been able to work his marriages work, his current one temporarily excluded from that mess.
Yep, Mr. Atlantic City has said to Tiger, “F*** your wife and kids,”, figuratively speaking of course, “and get back to f***ing porn stars and hookers.”
Yeah, that will work for Tiger won’t it, and how much will it cost him again, including any future earnings he might earn from endorsement deals that he scores once he is back on the links? Jesus man, the cost of his divorce alone could cost him half his empire, and Trump is telling Tiger to divorce his wife?
I don’t think the apprentice seeker put much thought into what he said before he said it really, but the publicity he is going to get for his remarks isn’t going to hurt him, or his show The Apprentice.
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Cut his losses and resume his playboy lifestyle, huh Donald? For somebody who claims Tiger is a friend of his, Trump isn’t saying what most of us would expect our friends to say or do if we were ever so fortunate enough to find ourselves in Tiger’s shoes, right?
Trump believes that Tiger has damaged his marriage beyond repair so much so that, every argument they have from here on in is going to be an ugly one, that his wife Elin is going to go at him with blood pouring out of her eyes. And maybe a six-iron in her hand too-eh?
Looking at the situation from Trump’s perspective, yeah, Trump is right. Tiger should probably move on, work on his game, golf game that is, win some more championships and continuing being the best golfer in the world, albeit one of the playboy kind.
Trump, who has been married three times, also doesn’t think Tiger has handled the sex scandal well either, and he isn’t impressed that Tiger didn’t take any questions from the media on Friday. That not taking questions from the media thing, I don’t know, but it sounds to me like Tiger might be afraid of revealing too much of what hasn’t been blabbed to the media yet.
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You know how it is when it comes to the pressure we all feel when we come under fire for our behaviour and actions, and have to face a barrage of pointed and leading questions from our boyfriends, girlfriends, husband, wives, employers and cops when we have been caught with our hand in the cookie jar, or in Tiger’s case, the honey pot.
We get flustered and things slip out, the kind of things we don’t want others to know. That’s why Tiger didn’t allow anybody to ask him questions at his orchestrated This is Not a Press Conference Show.
One other thing, what a performance porn star Joslyn James put on for the cameras while she was holding her scandal chasing lawyer, Gloria Allred’s hand. Like WTF kind of performance was that, and does Veronica Siwik-Daniels (the porn star) really think she deserves a face-to-face apology from Tiger.
She’s a real f***ing piece of work that woman is, and I’m kind of wondering now whether or not this woman really had an affair with Tiger to begin with.
I don’t know, but she doesn’t come across to me as being a very stable woman, and given the risks there were for Tiger, like getting caught f***ing around with a bevy of women and STDs, you would think that he would choose or have somebody choose his f***s more carefully, picking only those who appeared to be stable and level-headed, neither of which applies to Joslyn James.
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Not only that, she isn’t exactly what I would call a real looker, not when you compare her to the humpteen mistresses Tiger jumped between the sheets with.
This Joslyn James bitch, nah-ah, this woman is playing mind games. I don’t believe for one second that she was part of Tiger’s harem, but if she was, she wouldn’t have been in it for long. I mean come on, look at the bitch–she looks like she might be a little f***ed up and troublesome. She would have been dropped from Tiger’s f*** roster as fast as the media was uncovering all his mistresses when this scandalous story started gathering steam.
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Horny home wrecker and mother of one love child, Rielle Hunter, is demanding that the sex video her and Democrat John Edwards made while she was pregnant with said love child, be returned to her–like right f***ing now. And here I thought Andrew Young was just yanking your chain America when he said that a sex video existed, that he had actually seen what he described as being graphic. Thinking he might have been the cameraman, in fact, I heard a rumor he was.
Sales of Young’s tell-all book, “The Politician”, are going to go through the roof now that Ms. I F***ed Elizabeth Edward’s Husband While She Was Dying Of Cancer has confirmed that the sex video, as well as some very personal, private and racy photos of her, exist and are in the soon-to-be bestselling author’s possession.
Then of course, there is the publicity for Young’s book she is generating with her affirmation too.
Good for Young and no I don’t think he should have to play nice and return to what could be a bit of a cash cow for him if say a porn distributor showed up on his doorstep, cash in hand.
As far as I’m concerned, the photos and sex video are his to do with as he pleases, if or course such things really do exist.
I bet The National Enquirer has already approached Young and made some enquiries as to how much it is going to cost them to get their tabloid tentacles on the amateur porn material.
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It could be a while before the video and the photos make it into the public domain though, as Ms. Hunter has managed to obtain a temporary restraining order against the disgraced former presidential candidate’s aide and confidante, and unless he can strike a deal with her it doesn’t look like he is going to be able to cash in just yet.
Thinking that sleazy MILF probably had visions of dollar signs dancing in her head when she agreed to make the video in the first place, and that everything she is saying and doing now is all for show, and perhaps an effort to steer people away from assuming that she was in [it] for the money from “record”.
How much does anybody want to bet that, if the price is right, Ms. Hunter is going to cash in?
Isn’t a scorned woman going to feel some FANF***INGTASTIC knowing that she is entitled to a sizeable cut of her philandering husband’s billion dollar empire, I mean look how great Greg Norman’s scorned ex has been feeling for the last little while after she cashed in big time on his cheating ways. Know this, Tiger Woods’ ex Elin is going to cash in big time too, and she f***ing knows it.
When asked by friends what she got from Tiger for Christmas she replied, “Three hundred million dollars, thank you very much!” If that isn’t enough to for a hot looking scorned wife like Elin to flash those pearly whites, nothing, absolutely f***ing nothing is going to help her get over the shame, embarrassment, and certainly the anger she was feeling when she took a wedge to the world’s best golfer’s noggin.
Having heard that she enjoyed some skiing on New Year’s, and of course hearing that she was boasting about her cashing in to the tune of $300-million, I think it is pretty safe to assume that Elin is well on her way to getting over her soon-to-be ex-husband’s cheating ways.
And to add insult to injury, News of the World is reporting that she barred Tiger from seeing his kids over Christmas, forcing both him and his mother to mail gifts instead.
Elin is currently celebrating her 30th birthday in France, or at least she was as of this past Friday. Where the f*** she is now is anybody’s guess.
Meanwhile back the shithouse Tiger is in with Rachel Uchitel apparently by his side, a sex video he is starring in has found it’s way into the lap of his wife’s lawyer, while former Fox News anchor Brit Hume has suggested on national television that Tiger might want to take up Christianity, something about Buddhism not offering him the kind of forgiveness and redemption he is going to need to make a total recovery.
That sex video by the way, it is being used as leverage in to ensure that, Elin gets pretty much everything she wants out of Tiger, a $300-million settlement a good place for negotiations to start.
As for Rachel Uchitel, she is doing her best to keep herself in the limelight and milking her part of the story for everything she can get out of it; including having her camp spread rumors that she has enjoyed Tiger’s company on a few occasions since the story first broke.
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Ashley Dupree, how can anybody forget about the high-class whore who brought down a New York governor, and like isn’t she just as bad as the women who spread their legs for Tiger Woods for gifts and money, if not a worse specimen of the female human being?
Like who the f*** is she to imply that she is better than the 12 women Tiger jumped between the sheets with, including two who are escorts just like Ashley is, was–maybe still is.
Hey Confessionites, have you heard the shit the dopey hooker has been spewing about the women who were doing Tiger? I’m thinking the only reason Ashley is opening up that meat locker below her nose is that she sees an opportunity to exploit his story for a little bit more fame and fortune of her own.
Doesn’t she have some music she is trying to ram down some throats or something. Or does her shooting of her jizz-filled mouth have more to do with a book, maybe a TV deal, a business deal or something where she could use some exposure to help her cash in on such a deal, to you know, make whatever it is she is up to her titties in these days if she isn’t doing the “escort thing” anymore.
CG can’t believe that this Girl Gone Wild actually thinks she is better than the women who have crawled out of the woodwork to tell their story about an affair they had with Tiger Woods, though at this point in time, only Jaimee Grubbs appears to be shooting off her mouth on TV, in tabloids and magazines. Ashley Doing Some Slammin’ of a Different Kind
Chequebook journalism, like how credible does it make a person telling the story?
So what do you get when throw a married and horny barmaid with issues behind South Austalia’s Parliament House bar, why a political scandal of course, and oh yes what a scandal it makes when the barmaid has apparently spread her legs on the desk of the South Australia’s Premier during his breaks when Parliament was in session and on a public golf courses. You know, playing that extra hole, after a round of golf with a barmaid.
Aah yes, what a story the American born former barmaid and mother of two, is telling in Australia today. I have my doubts though.
Let me just clarify one other thing about this former barmaid’s story, she has been paid by a woman’s magazine and a national television network to tell her story. I heard $200-thousand. Not bad for telling a juicy story, one that is supposed to be true.
Now how’s that for incentive to get Michelle Chantelois to tell a juicy story about her sharing her love canal with somebody other than her now estranged husband, a politician. Her husband by the way, is about to make a court appearance for assaulting Ms.Chantelois political conquest last month, having rolled up a magazine and letting Premier Rann have it.
One has to wonder what kind of story Ms. Chantelois told her estranged husband Richard Phillips about her alleged tryst with the Premier, but whatever it was she told him, it pushed him over the edge. I mean come on now, he smacked the Premier around a bit with a rolled up magazine. Only a tormented, shafted husband could go to such extremes, right.
The last words Premier Rand heard before being struck by Mr. Phillips were, “Remember my wife?”
Hmm…What could have Ms. Chantelois possibly told her husband to set him off I wonder; that the Premier tricked her into spreading her legs by promising her an open bar tab on those nights she wasn’t working and looking to escape the monotonous marriage she was in?
Or, maybe she told her husband that the Premier said he loved her, that he was going to take her away from the torment her husband was inflicting upon her, but in the end changed his mind, choosing instead to marry another woman, one with less baggage.
LMFWhiteCanadianAO at all the stories running through my head that she could have told her husband to set off on his little tantrum, but one thing I do know, two years after Premier Rann married Sasha Carruzzo, they are still married and she knew all about the relationship her husband had with Ms. Chantelois.
I tell you what, judging by what I have seen of this Chantelois woman during the one interview I saw her give, and going by what little I heard her say and the way she came across when telling her politically scandalous story, I would have to say “the barmaid” is a little bit of a nut job who is telling what is amounting to be nothing more than a little piece of fiction for capital gain. Yeah, I think she’s lying through her teeth, not only for the money, but also for the attention telling such a story would bring her. She certainly has gotten Australia’s attention with her tale of sex and politics with a head of state, and she loves it I bet.
I’d say she is making much of the story she is telling up, that there is something not quite so right up there in Ms. Chantelois’ pretty little head, that emotionally unbalanced thing coming to mind. The money she was paid, something in the 6-figure range probably motivated her just enough to embellish her story of friendship with the Premier.
I bet the money that woman’s magazine put up, and the money the Channel 7 network forked over will go along way in putting her and her two children on Easy Street for a little while, huh?
Premier Rann has responded in a news conference to Ms. Chantelois claim and he categorically denies that there was ever a sexual relationship between him and Ms. Chantelois, who he admits he was friends with for several years before that friendship ended four years ago.
I watched the news conference, and I have to say that I believe Premier Rann. He made some valid points about the allegations that aired on Channel 7 last night, the most damaging one being that the powers that be at the 7 network paid her for her story.
Apparently, lawyers for Ms. Chantelois contacted two networks in the hope of starting a bidding war for the juicy story the former barmaid wanted to tell, and then of course there is the deal with New Idea. My point is; if it was the truth she wanted to tell about an elected public servant, then why did she feel that she should be paid for telling that truth?
You would think that in the best interest of taxpayers, the people of South Australia, Ms. Chantelois would have offered her up her story for free, as kind of a public service, right. That’s what I’m thinking anyway. She didn’t and the fact that she wouldn’t tell her story unless she was paid makes her less than credible.
Having said that, Premier Rann is intending to sue Channel 7 and New Idea for what he says is nothing more than what I think he is implying was a misplaced attempt at taking him down for whatever reason, and scoring big numbers for New Idea and the Seven Network.
As for Ms. Chantelois, she needs to get some help. She obviously has some issues and resentments about her friendship with Premier Rann, and she needs to work that shit out.
Her husband Richard (Rick) has a lot on his plate too, like the fact that he fronts court in two weeks to answer to the assault charge that was laid against him. Given that his victim was a head of state, I think Richard is going to pay a high price for his actions, even though I think it was lies his wife told him that drove him to the lengths he went to exact his revenge from somebody he thought was screwing his wife.
Now that Premier Rann has denied the sex allegations, it will be interesting to hear what Ms. Chantelois, New Idea and the Seven Network have to say in rebuttal. I’m sure a new twist will be introduced in the coming days, one where another woman crawls out from under a rock and makes similar allegations against Premier Rann. There’s no turning back for the Ms. Chantelois and company now, now that Premier Rann has made it perfectly clear that, he is going to sue somebody.
Politics and a sex scandal. Aah-haa, like how good is those kinds of news stories, huh?
By the way, as one would dare another in one of these he says-she says political sex scandal stories, Ms. Chantelois has dared the Premier to take a lie-detector test. Paahlease you sleazy, slutty bar wench, like give it up already.
Horny home wrecker and mother of one love child, Rielle Hunter, is demanding that the sex video her and Democrat John Edwards made while she was pregnant with said love child, be returned to her–like right f***ing now. And here I thought Andrew Young was just yanking your chain America when he said that a sex video existed, that he had actually seen what he described as being graphic. Thinking he might have been the cameraman, in fact, I heard a rumor he was.