What a f**king idiot Brody Jenner is for thinking that anyone would believe the letter ‘A” he shaved into the side of his wood-burning head was a tribute to his Canadian shag Avril Lavigne. The truth is it’s a tribute to assholes like him.
Like Confessions has already said, “What a f**king idiot!”
The woman in the photo below won American Idol, beating out Jennifer Hudson for the title on season three. Since then she hasn’t amounted to too much while Hudson won an Oscar for her performance in Dream Girls, and has had a not too shabby music career.
Fantasia on the other hand hasn’t been able to turn her Idol win into much.
There’s her autobiography, Life is Not a Fairy Tale, which didn’t turn out to be the cash cow she thought it would be, though there’s always the hope that it might be turned into a movie.
Her father by the way, he tried to cash in on that, suing his daughter for US$10-million, something about his daughter saying unflattering things about him in that book.
Now the failed ‘whatever she f**king should be after winning Idol’ is making headlines because she tried to end her life. Was her prescription medication overdose attention getting, or maybe she’s for real and she wanted to kill herself because she couldn’t handle the attention her being a home wrecker is bringing her.
Paula Cook is married to the man Fantasia is spreading her legs for and it was Ms Cook who took Fantasia’s home wrecking ways to the media.
Confessions reckons that book Life is Not a Fairy Tale is going to be adapted for the silver screen, now might be a good f**king time to do that, though others will say, “No way man, let’s wait until the bitch is dead.”
Fantasia, you are the ‘maker of your own fate’ baby. Sucks to be you.
Mel Gibson’s 91-year-old father Hutton has spoken out against ‘pedophile sympathizer Pope Benedict XVI‘ and the Vatican, claiming that the only reason (and I’M PARAPHRASING HERE!) the Pope hasn’t done much to reel in the fairies, you know, the gay priests; is because he’s one himself, that the German pope might even be a pedophile himself. I reckon Hutton might be right that the Pope is a slippery character, that he is full of hate and ignorance and might be trying to rewrite the ‘rules of the Catholic Church‘.
One thing is certain, the whole world–those of us not sleeping under a rock or living in la la land, know that there are a lot of ordained child molesters and homosexuals who the Pope is more likely to jump between the sheets with them rather than see the child molesters convicted for their crimes and locked up behind bars, and the gay priests ex-communicated. Yeah, Hutton might be right about the Pope being ‘one of them’.
BREAKING NEWS FROM THE ASININE AWARDS FILE!
Jennifer Lopez has landed the title for having the most famous booty in the world. Wondering how many times, ‘the boys’ from ‘her hood’ have put their junk in her trunk. Beyonce came in second, while Kim Kardashian and Shakira tied for third. Rapper Ice-T’s wife Coco finished fifth.
Tiger Woods’ whore lovin’ every minute of infamy
She’s telling her story without thinking about the consequences of telling her story. She could up seriously injured or worse yet, dead.
There has never been any doubt in Confessions’ mind that Rachel Uchitel wasn’t a bit of a tramp. Then there’s that home wrecker thing she has going for too.
Now there’s the David Boreanz affair, the one that has his marriage on the brink of divorce. Like WTF is wrong with Rachel, the first home wrecking whore Tiger plunged his meat into, and how many other married men has the rotten bitch spread her legs for.
I’m thinking she has f**ked a lot of married men, and that yeah, there’s a very pissed off wife somewhere that is wishing she was dead. Let’s hope that it doesn’t come to that though, you know, a murder.
If Rachel is going to continue to shoot her mouth off about her conquests, she might want to start wearing body armour and hire 24/7 bodyguards to keep her out the clutches of the women whose men she has f**ked.
Confessions sees Rachel Uchitel’s life coming to a tragic end if she doesn’t learn to keep her mouth shut about the married men she’s f**ked.
Boreanaz’s mystery mistress named
Wenn.comA lawyer for Tiger Woods’ alleged mistress Rachel Uchitel has released a statement confirming the nightclub hostess is the “other woman” who almost wrecked David Boreanaz’s marriage.
The Angel star recently confessed to cheating on his ex-Playboy Playmate wife Jaime Bergman with an unnamed woman, and admitted he was forced to come clean about the affair after his mistress threatened to sell her story to the media.
Online gossips named Uchitel – the woman who sparked the Woods affair scandal – as Boreanaz’s mistress, but she initially refuted the claims, stating, “I am not in communication with him and do not wish to be. I have made no claims against him and do not plan to assert any.”
But, after a string of angry texts allegedly sent between the pair were leaked online, Uchitel’s lawyer Gloria Allred has revealed her client did have a relationship with the TV hunk, and claims the star “treated her as his girlfriend” during their torrid romance.
A statement from Allred reads, “(Rachel) understood that he (Boreanaz) was unhappy in his marriage and had been for some time and she had reason to believe that he intended to separate from his wife.
“He treated her as his girlfriend and also took her out in public. He called her between takes when he was taping his television show and put her on the telephone with his friends and his son. He even stayed with Ms. Uchitel when he came to New York for press tours.”
And Allred insists her client ended the relationship because “she felt that he had not been completely truthful with her and she no longer trusted him.”
Bergman, who has two children with Boreanaz, recently revealed her personal pain after hearing of her husband’s infidelities. She said, “I’m still angry. I’m still mad. I am still hurt. It took a crisis, it took infidelity to get us off our a**es and work for what we want.”
The couple is fighting to save the marriage.
