Posted August 30th, 2010 by CG
Jailbird Paris Hilton is making blonde girls around the world look a lot smarter than joke tellers give them credit for.
She seriously doesn’t believe that anybody is going to believe her story that, the cocaine she was busted for having in her possession in Sin City last Friday night wasn’t hers because she was carrying it in a purse she says she borrowed from a friend.
HEY PARIS, listen up you silly bitch, umm there’s a problem with the story you’re telling. If you borrowed the purse from a friend as you claim, would that purse not have been empty when you put your belongings in it?
Also, the cocaine that fell out of the purse when you reached into it for your lipstick…
Like seriously ya dumb bitch, you would have seen it when you put your belongings in that borrowed purse, unless of course hit was hidden behind the lining of that ‘borrowed purse’ or in stashed in a secret compartment, either of those scenarios leading Confessions to believe that when you reached into ‘that borrowed purse’ for your lipstick, it wouldn’t have fallen to the ground in front of the cop that busted you. It would have been securely placed and out of sight.
What Paris should have said was, “That’s not mine. Somebody must have put it there. Somebody is trying to set me up because of who I am.” That sounds more believable don’t you think?
Hey, what do you reckon that a sales clerk in one of those posh stores Paris shops at comes forward and says, “I remember selling that purse to Paris. She’s lying about having borrowed it from a friend.’
She might not to go jail for this, but at the end of the day Confessions believes she’s a ‘heat score’ that nobody is going to want to touch when it comes picking and choosing socialites parading around as celebrities to sprain there fashions, services and products, not to mention film and television roles.
Not that she has been their go-to ‘It’ girl to begin with.
The purse the cocaine fell out of wasn’t hers my ass. She was busted at 1130PM during a night of partying. She either knew the coke was there because it was hers or belonged to her boyfriend, or, maybe she was delivering it to a friend–you know–she’s a drug mule maybe.
Read something somewhere about her concealing cocaine in her vagina while travelling.
Of course, the possibility still remains that somebody planted the drugs on her; after all she has made a lot of enemies.
Having said that, was Lady Gaga in Las Vegas last Friday night?
Brad and Angelina are so full of shit!
Anybody who believes Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are doing fine, that their relationship isn’t on a rocky road, or that they aren’t in the midst of splitting up needs his or her head examined.
The way Confessions sees it, if all was good in their relationship, and then why even bother acknowledging these so-called falsehoods, the latest one being that they are headed ton Splitsville, that they have met with an attorney to set the wheels in motion to end their relationship.
Naah-ah Confessionites, they pay their publicists to say what they want them to say, and if Brangelina wants them to tell the world that all is good in their relationship, then that’s what the publicists are going to tell the world.
Get this, even the biggest celebrity bullshit spreader in Hollywood is buying into what representatives for Pitt and Jolie is saying. That’s right, Perez Hilton has been sucked in by the tale “a source” is telling about what is really going down between the $US350-million couple, not that it isn’t easy to suck that greasy, slimy little f***er in to begin with.
Nope, the real truth about what is going down between these two Hollywood heavyweights isn’t going to be told by their representatives, publicists or whoever they have on their payroll.
Publicity whores; I wonder what percentage of the world population they take up.
For the sake of starting an argument with AP, what are the chances they are full of shit, that the story they are telling about a telephone interview they did with a woman named Lovely, the mother of the recently separated conjoined twins Trishna and Krishna, is more than just a little embellished.
Furthermore, why even bother bringing the parents back into the little girl’s lives after they abandoned their daughters in an orphanage?
Just my opinion people, but if the Associated Press is telling the truth about what they got up to in the name of good news coverage, they f***ed up.
Trishna and Krishna don’t need people like Lovely and her husband in their lives.
Speaking of conjoined twins, during the past couple of days I haven’t heard much about what is going on lately in the life of Abigail and Brittany Hensel, the woman/women with two heads, one of whom by the way, is apparently getting married to some guy pretending to be in love with one of those two heads.
Shout out to Britt’s fiancée-Come on whomever you are, we all know you’re marrying Brittany for the fame and fortune, and not out of love.
Brittany if she isn’t in on the fame and fortune thing with her fiancée will figure out for herself what her fiancée’s real motives are. I mean think about it, how dumb do you think a woman and an extra brain on that extra head on her shoulders is, mate?
As much as CG would like to make this blog entry about Abigail, Brittany, that fiancee and their absurd love story, CG is going to pass today.
It’s all good though, because the news that the parents of Trishna and Trishna are back in the picture makes a better news story to spin anyway.
That’s right, today in Confessions I am going to update Trishna and Krishna’s story instead of tell Confessionites what’s going on with fame mongering twins Abigail and Brittany. Those two bitches (the Hensel twins), aren’t they a couple of publicity whores huh?
Speaking of publicity whores, Confessions would like to welcome Lovely Mollick back into Trishna and Krishna’s life, albeit from a distance.
The 23-year-old with the charming name Lovely is the mother who gave the two little girls up for adoption (more like just dropped them off in an orphanage), and get this she is overjoyed with the story that is surrounding them.
Hmm, and we know she is their mother because why, because the Associated Press says so?
That brings out another hmm from CG, and begs the question, how do they know that the woman on other end of that telephone line is really Trishna and Krishna’s mother, did she like show somebody some ID or something?
Look, this Lovely broad may or may not be the real thing, but one thing is for sure the soon-to-be 3-year-olds (next month) are doing well, and your damn right Lovely, the girls will have a far better life living in Oz than in India, and without you in it, so maybe you should just f*** on off out of their lives again, only this time for good.
I don’t know Confessionites, but something tells me that this Lovely woman (catchy name isn’t it-Lovely?) sounds to me like she might be a bit of a fame monger like the Hensel twins, if of course the woman is as real as the Associated Press implies she is; know what I mean?
As for Trishna and Krishna, the girls are doing really well and they are the darlings of Australia’s second largest city, Melbourne. Not only that, but Children First Foundation (CFF), the charity that brought the girls to Australia a couple of years ago has said that it will support the twins as they undergo further medical treatment for the next years.
With all due respect CFF, Australians will pick up that tab, so find other children to support so that you can exploit him, her or them later on.
In the mean time, Lovely and her factory working husband Kartik, are going to try and maintain a relationship with the two little girls, though I have to say that I don’t think such a relationship is in the girl’s best interest at the moment, you know that giving the kids up because they couldn’t or wouldn’t raise what they thought were freaks when they popped out from between Lovely’s thighs.
Dumping their daughters into an orphanage says a lot about how much they cared about Trishna and Krishna, and I think any kind of relationship Kartik and Lovely want with their daughters is more of the “fame and fortune” kind, you know, that “what can we get by pretending to care about Trishna and Krishna thing” they have happening.
Today and tomorrow Perez Hilton is supposed to get his day in court, that thumping by the Black Eyed Peas manager thing handed him in June of this year, being the matter before the courts.
You know what though, if Perez would learn to belt up sometimes, or at the very least learn to back up his mouth with his girly hands and feet, Canadian taxpayers wouldn’t be on the hook for the court costs associated with, the clocking he was on the receiving end of after he got a little mouthy in a Toronto nightclub in June of this year.
Five months on, and after a couple of court delays, Polo Molina will answer for doing what many people would love to do to Perez themselves, hanging a bit of a beating on him. Then there is the civil suit Molina faces, the one Mario Lavandeira (Perez) filed for his “emotional distress” and battery, something he could have avoided happening to himself if he just shut the f*** up.
Like get f***ing real, Perez asked for what he got, and while I can’t speak for what might go down in a courtroom in the U.S., in Canada a judge is going to see the blogger as the provocateur, and that what happened to Perez after he mouthed off to will i. am is his own fault.
As far as the charges against Molina go though, the judge could real either way, but somewhere in the back of the judge’s mind will be the thought that Perez got exactly what he asked for, which in turn isn’t going to serve Perez well in his lawsuit against Molina, if of course the judge in tomorrow’s hearing documents that Perez provoked the incident with Molina.
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The other day I mentioned something in Confessions about the doubts I had about a woman who is suing Dr. Phil for groping her, and you know what, a second woman has come forward with allegations that Dr. Phil ‘might’ have hypnotized her into doing things she might not have agreed to do otherwise. Maybe Shirley Dieu’s lawsuits does have legs to stand on.
It’s hard to say, but given that Dr. Phil was once disciplined for sexual misconduct in an office way back when and before he did Oprah, I must concede that yeah, Dr. Phil is a sexual deviant, perhaps even a predator of woman who are out of sorts with themselves.
DID HE ‘DO OPRAH’ WAY BACK WHEN I WONDER
Dr. Phil, do you like prey on women who come to see you about their mental and emotional issues, and would you have like done something nasty to Britney Spears when you were like you know, “trying to help her out with her problems?”
So what’s up with Dr. Phil and his locking women in a room with a naked man, beside his love muscle of course? Anybody believe that Oprah’s favorite unlicensed psychiatrist might be a bit of a ‘sexual deviant’. That he actually did what a couple of women are saying he did do.
It isn’t going to take much more to convince me that there is something definitely wrong with Dr. Phil, that he might have some issues when it comes to satisfying his carnal desires.
In my opinion, while I do have my doubts about their story, I’m leaning more to believing these women now and yeah if he did subject them to things that only he would get off on, then yeah I think there is a price he has to pay to somebody.
I wonder what his wife is thinking now, and how much longer she is going to be able to stand by her cash cow. Seriously, his wife Robin has to have doubts about her husband now, and if she is half as smart as she is beautiful for a woman her age, she might want to consider starting divorce proceedings now.
She should try and get as much from him now, before court ordered financial awards and/or hush money payments begin to put a huge dent in that financial empire she has been spreading her legs for the past
If Mrs. Dr. Phil (nee Jameson) isn’t thinking about divorcing her husband and ‘taking him to the cleaners’ after 33 years of marriage, she might want to start thinking about it, you know just in case.
Anyway, another woman has come forward, and her allegations against Dr. “can I Phil you in down there” McGraw only strengthens Shirley Dieu’s lawsuit.
KICK ‘THE PERV’ TO THE KERB ROBIN!
Shauna Sands-’I did not let my stepson ride me like a bicycle’
So is Lorenzo Lamas’ new reality TV show any good America? We don’t, and hopefully we won’t, get it down here in Oz, but I am curious after learning that Shauna Sands has ‘gone off’ about it, something about some of it being based on a lie, something about the skanky broad letting her stepson (Lorenzo’s lad) ride her like the town bicycle she has become in Hollywood.
Her take on the show should boost ratings for Leave it to Lamas a little, but not much and only for a few weeks, maybe months. I don’t think it is going to be much of a ratings winner.
“I DID NOT f*** my stepson,” she was heard to bellow at neighbors while in a drunken frame of mind, “Why would I ‘do him’ when there are bigger trains in LA to park in my tunnel of love.” That’s what she said. I’m not shitting you.
Of course, ‘the ho’ is going to deny she said any such thing, but come she was more polluted than the Love Canal when she said it, so no she of course she is going to deny saying something that she can’t remember, right?
She did her stepson. The only reason she is denying it is because she was drunk when she did him and because she can’t remember doing him.
She’s actually smarter than she looks, and you just know she isn’t going to be stupid enough to cop to something she can’t remember.
Telling the world she banged her husband son wouldn’t exactly win her over many fans, though that porno career she is embarking on might get a bit of kick-start from saying she did.
Pet Fish Killer Gets Probation
So like, is killing your spouse or lover’s pet fish the newest fad when it comes to getting even for love gone wrong or what? The reason I ask is because this is I think, the second blog article I have written about somebody killing somebody’s pet fish out of spite during what I am assuming is, a very messy break-up.
Seriously, killing your lover’s pet fish, you have got to be kidding me.
Jesus, planet Earth is crawling with some really ‘f***ed in the head’ people, and Donald Earl Fite “the Third” definitely ranks right up there when it comes whack jobs we let walk freely amongst us.
Fite just couldn’t handle his girlfriend breaking up with him, and after breaking into her home to like as her to take him back, to which she replied NO F***ING WAY YA CREEP!” he grabbed her bright purple fish named “Delorean” threw it on the floor and put a knife through it.
What a nice guy to be asking you to be his girl, huh ladies? Isn’t he a catch?
Anyway, Fite has been tried and convicted for his crime, and he is currently on probation. Having said that, where were the PETA protestors when this trial thingy was going down, or is protesting cruelty to pet fish not their thing?
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