Posted March 19th, 2010 by CG
Peter Rabbit Online Store – Shop Now
Johnny, you’re not that f***ing good mate
I really doubt this U.S. figure skater is very well liked, and if he is, it is only out sporting patriotism.
Johnny Weir; like what a gay blade he is, and the icing on the cake–he really thinks he’s all that at the rink, which as anybody who follows figure skating will tell you, is total nonsense. You know, going into the 2010 Olympic Winter Games, he was ranked something like 13th in the world. Where he did outrank his competitors was flamboyancy, which was used to compensate for his lack of natural talent and skill on the ice.
Get everything you need for outdoor fun at Anaconda Sports. Click here.
Seriously, the f***er is no good, lucky to have made it onto the U.S. Olympic team if you ask me.
Life for the sixth place finisher at the Winter Games in Vancouver has been kind of let down since his gig finished up there, and after his poor showing, the future for him isn’t all that bright really–not unless during the next four years he manages to become a world champion before the 2014 Olympic Winter Games in Sochi, Russia. Like that will happen.
You do know that the powers-that-be at Stars on Ice this year have given him the thumbs down, don’t you, that because he wasn’t as good as he thinks he is and should have been given the way he hyped himself in the lead up to the 2010 Vancouver Games, the producers of Stars on Ice didn’t even give him a second glance when putting this edition of Stars on Ice together.
So, Johnny isn’t happy about that and now he is trying to skate his way out of his failure to make it on somebody else. He’s doing it from lalaland though. After listening to what he had to say about the snub on Inside Edition, Confessions really thinks that Johnny needs to get a grip, and accept that although his flamboyancy and the way he carries his ridiculous self that f***ed him when it comes to the snub, its his lack of talent and skill on the ice that’s the biggest reason behind the snub.
Sexy Lingerie Sets at Lingerie.com.
Oh and that flamboyancy he flaunts, without it and his over-the-top behavior of course, Johnny would be a has-been, a nobody who would find himself lucky if he had to skate for his supper.
As a figure skater, Johnny Weir is no f***ing good, and that’s the real reason he isn’t part of Stars on Ice, which when it comes to headline skaters in its shows, only selects the medal winners–not the Olympic sixth place finishers.
Are you looking to ditch that job you hate
so much, or, are you looking to replace that lowlife, lazy employee you hate so much
, and whose ass you are about to fire? If you answered yes to either of those questions, then Mployd, the Internet’s leading online recruitment website just might be able to help you out. Posting a job at Mployd allows employers ton reach millions of qualified candidates, and if you’re a job seeker, there’s unlimited job postings, resume templates, a resume management system, and employer profile pages to help you make the the right call when deciding whether or not you want to apply to a particular job. Check it out, what have you got to lose, other than your job if you are caught looking for another job by your boss, who at this very moment could be looking over your shoulder, seeing what it is your up to on his or her time.
I’m beginning to think Tiger Woods is a bit of a coward, and expect him to soon be playing the victim in all this
Hot on the heels of a bombshell revelation in this the Year of the Tiger, Tiger Woods is countering allegations that he impregnated porn star Joslyn James by coming out of hiding this Friday and telling his story–breaking his silence as his agent Mark Steinberg puts it.
According to James who has starred in porn classics “Big Breasted Nurses” and “My Sex Teacher #12, Tiger knocked her up twice. The first time she miscarried and the second time, well she says she had an abortion.
Are you a collector of sports memorabilia? Click here
Wondering if she is willing to produce the evidence to back up her claim, you know, medical reports that she can get her hands on to prove she is telling the truth, though Confessions admits that such documents can be faked when somebody is trying to cash in on another’s misery.
Confessions doesn’t believe the bitch.
Now about that press conference Tiger’s agent says he will be giving on Friday, I will believe it when it happens. Confessions doesn’t believe for one second that Tiger has the balls to stand in front of the media to tell them about what went down at his home at Thanksgiving, not without stretching the truth anyway and maybe making himself out to be a victim of women scorned.
Tiger will not be taking any questions at the press conference either. Like what does that say about him not having any balls?
Edwin Watts Golf
To ensure that Tiger feels comfortable for what should be an act of contrition but won’t be, the media throng will consist of a small group of friends, colleagues and close associates, and what is not being called a press conference will be held during the Accenture Match Play Championship in Arizona. Accenture in case you have forgotten, or don’t know, was the first sponsor to drop Tiger after the sex scandal story broke last November.
Three wire services will also be invited to the media scrum and Tiger has asked the Golf Writers Association of America to pick a small group of reporters to serve as a pool. There will only be one camera allowed but footage from that camera would be streamed live via satellite.
Discounted Nurse’s merchandise from Nurses Station
Perez Hilton would rather f*** her husband though
Shop at Naturalizer.com
How f***ing hot is tennis pro Andy Roddick’s wife, and yeah, Confessions definitely thinks Brooklyn Decker would be a grand slam. Yeppers, I’d like to make a whole lot of racket in and on that bod. America’s top ranked tennis player has definitely scored big in love. She’s 22. He’s 26.
Mrs. Roddick (Brooklyn) is so f***ing hot, she has made the cover of the 2010 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition, and unlike Lindsay Vonn’s cover–there doesn’t seem to be a whole lot of fuss being made over this cover objectifying women, none that Confessions has heard about anyway. There is some out there of course, but who f***ing cares, right.
That said, there will no doubt be a lot of horny teenage boys and men (some of them married) spanking their monkey to this hot chick’s almost naked pics in Sports Illustrated. Not Perez Hilton though.
More photos of Brooklyn
CG is all for loyalty when it comes to people who are signing his paycheck. That doesn’t mean though that, he’s going to come across as a lying fool for whoever it is he is working for, especially if his married boss is out there f***ing around on his wife and is dumb enough to allow himself to get caught out, as was the case with Tiger.
Tiger’s appetite for having sex with women other than just his wife, it was so voracious that the sheer number of women he puttered around with between the sheets…Well let’s just say it would have been impossible for Tiger to not get caught out cheating on his hot looking Swedish wife. That’s a lot of tail for Tiger to bury. He definitely would have needed help to cover up all his affairs. He couldn’t have been able to do that by himself, no f***ing way.
Today’s blog post isn’t about how stupid Tiger is, nope, not today, it isn’t. Today is about that ridiculously stupid caddy of his, New Zealander Steve Williams and his absurd claim that during the 10 years, he carried Tiger’s clubs around; he didn’t know shit about Tiger’s infidelities. Like get real Mr. Williams, are you serious mate?
How stupid does that guy think we are?
The only reason Mr. Williams is telling such a bold-faced lie is because he’s in a bit of shit of his own with his wife. No doubt Mrs. Williams has a few concerns about her own husband’s faithfulness not that Tiger has been busted big time for f***ing around on his wife, and while her own husband was traveling with him on the PGA Tour.
There is little doubt in this blogger’s mind that Mr. Williams helped to cover up Tiger’s extra-curricular activities when they were traveling the world together, and Mrs. Williams would be thinking that now too.
There is also little doubt in this blogger’s mind that Mr. Williams didn’t partake in a few affairs of his own. He maybe even shared some of his billionaire boss’s conquests, a three-some thing coming to mine, and of course those sloppy seconds his boss would have sent his way to show his appreciation to his caddy for keeping his dirty little secrets. You know what CG is talking about people.
Didn’t know his boss was f***ing around on his wife, LIKE HOW STUPID DO YOU THINK WE ARE, YOU STUPID, STUPID F***?
So yeah, Tiger Woods’ caddy is so full of shit with his claim that he didn’t know what Tiger was getting up to with the only club he wasn’t wiping down for Tiger, though I have heard that Tiger wasn’t into having protected sex with his many conquests.
You know, thinking about it, maybe it wouldn’t have been such a bad idea for Tiger to have his caddy around to wipe his dick off after using it on some of those dirty, stinky holes he was playing; more specifically the women who let him have unprotected sex with them.
Like what does that say about those ladies? You can that if those ladies let Tiger go off unwrapped inside of them, they let their other conquests and paying clients do the same thing. Filthy f***ing bitches.
As for Steve Williams, what else can CG say that he hasn’t said about him already, except that; there is no way that his wife is buying into his bullshit. That would make her more than just a little stupid, don’t you think?
Can you believe it, the world’s highest paid athlete and greatest golfer of all time (debatable that one) has so far had 7 affairs that the world is aware of, and get this, not one of the woman he played Hide the Salami with is black. Is that bizarre for a cashed up black man or what?
Like Tiger, what the f*** is your problem mate, aren’t you into dark meat?
Me, I don’t care what color the meat is unless I sitting at the table eating Thanksgiving or Christmas dinner, or grilling some chicken on the barbie, but gawd dammit when it comes to a piece of ass buddy, white or dark I don’t care, just as long as she looks tasting and doesn’t mind me dining at the “Y”. Do you hear what I’m saying Tiger?
So what is up with that I wonder, is Tiger a bit of a what would you call it, a prejudice guy when it comes to choosing whether to do a white women or a black women? I think that’s a question a reporter should put to Tiger, huh.
The color of his sex conquests’ skin aside, the number of women he has had an affair with has risen to seven.
At this point in time, it would appear that the “I Did Tiger Woods Too List” is going to continuing growing, at least we should expect as much, and we haven’t even heard about his one-night stands yet.
How many of them has he had I wonder, and how long before those women, and maybe a few men, start jumping from out of the woodwork.
Really, does anybody think that Tiger isn’t to one-night stands, whether they are escorts, girls off the street corner or cocktail waitresses and strippers.
Think about it, were talking about a billionaire with good looks that knows how to use his money and looks to manipulate any woman into jumping between the sheets with him, that ever growing list of women he had an affair with proof of that.
And now Tiger is in hiding, avoiding the glare of media scrutiny, and probably drunker than a skunk damn near twenty-four-seven.
You know what, if I were Tiger’s publicist, manager, mouthpiece or whatever, I’d be telling the stud to come out as somebody with a sex addiction and then admit himself into a clinic for treatment.
Yeppers, that’s what I would be telling as part of damage control, not that f***ing his way around the world is going do his golfing career any harm. I mean it isn’t like he was doing anything illegal, though I can’t say for sure if committing an act of adultery is still considered a crime in some parts of the U.S. and other parts of the world.
Immoral yes, as far as the “institution of marriage” goes, but slamming somebody other then your wife…Hmm, CG isn’t too sure about whether or not that should even be a crime, though if I was Tiger’s wife–I’d be wishing it was.
Having said that, add the following names to the list of women Tiger Woods has cheated on his wife with: Cori Rist, Mindy Lawton, and Holly Sampson. CG isn’t sure at this point in time if any of those women are black.
SEO Powered by Platinum SEO from Techblissonline
