Posted February 18th, 2010 by CG
I’m beginning to think Tiger Woods is a bit of a coward, and expect him to soon be playing the victim in all this
Hot on the heels of a bombshell revelation in this the Year of the Tiger, Tiger Woods is countering allegations that he impregnated porn star Joslyn James by coming out of hiding this Friday and telling his story–breaking his silence as his agent Mark Steinberg puts it.
According to James who has starred in porn classics “Big Breasted Nurses” and “My Sex Teacher #12, Tiger knocked her up twice. The first time she miscarried and the second time, well she says she had an abortion.
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Wondering if she is willing to produce the evidence to back up her claim, you know, medical reports that she can get her hands on to prove she is telling the truth, though Confessions admits that such documents can be faked when somebody is trying to cash in on another’s misery.
Confessions doesn’t believe the bitch.
Now about that press conference Tiger’s agent says he will be giving on Friday, I will believe it when it happens. Confessions doesn’t believe for one second that Tiger has the balls to stand in front of the media to tell them about what went down at his home at Thanksgiving, not without stretching the truth anyway and maybe making himself out to be a victim of women scorned.
Tiger will not be taking any questions at the press conference either. Like what does that say about him not having any balls?
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To ensure that Tiger feels comfortable for what should be an act of contrition but won’t be, the media throng will consist of a small group of friends, colleagues and close associates, and what is not being called a press conference will be held during the Accenture Match Play Championship in Arizona. Accenture in case you have forgotten, or don’t know, was the first sponsor to drop Tiger after the sex scandal story broke last November.
Three wire services will also be invited to the media scrum and Tiger has asked the Golf Writers Association of America to pick a small group of reporters to serve as a pool. There will only be one camera allowed but footage from that camera would be streamed live via satellite.
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How f***ing hot is tennis pro Andy Roddick’s wife, and yeah, Confessions definitely thinks Brooklyn Decker would be a grand slam. Yeppers, I’d like to make a whole lot of racket in and on that bod. America’s top ranked tennis player has definitely scored big in love. She’s 22. He’s 26.
Mrs. Roddick (Brooklyn) is so f***ing hot, she has made the cover of the 2010 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition, and unlike Lindsay Vonn’s cover–there doesn’t seem to be a whole lot of fuss being made over this cover objectifying women, none that Confessions has heard about anyway. There is some out there of course, but who f***ing cares, right.
That said, there will no doubt be a lot of horny teenage boys and men (some of them married) spanking their monkey to this hot chick’s almost naked pics in Sports Illustrated. Not Perez Hilton though.
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CG is all for loyalty when it comes to people who are signing his paycheck. That doesn’t mean though that, he’s going to come across as a lying fool for whoever it is he is working for, especially if his married boss is out there f***ing around on his wife and is dumb enough to allow himself to get caught out, as was the case with Tiger.
Tiger’s appetite for having sex with women other than just his wife, it was so voracious that the sheer number of women he puttered around with between the sheets…Well let’s just say it would have been impossible for Tiger to not get caught out cheating on his hot looking Swedish wife. That’s a lot of tail for Tiger to bury. He definitely would have needed help to cover up all his affairs. He couldn’t have been able to do that by himself, no f***ing way.
Today’s blog post isn’t about how stupid Tiger is, nope, not today, it isn’t. Today is about that ridiculously stupid caddy of his, New Zealander Steve Williams and his absurd claim that during the 10 years, he carried Tiger’s clubs around; he didn’t know shit about Tiger’s infidelities. Like get real Mr. Williams, are you serious mate?
How stupid does that guy think we are?
The only reason Mr. Williams is telling such a bold-faced lie is because he’s in a bit of shit of his own with his wife. No doubt Mrs. Williams has a few concerns about her own husband’s faithfulness not that Tiger has been busted big time for f***ing around on his wife, and while her own husband was traveling with him on the PGA Tour.
There is little doubt in this blogger’s mind that Mr. Williams helped to cover up Tiger’s extra-curricular activities when they were traveling the world together, and Mrs. Williams would be thinking that now too.
There is also little doubt in this blogger’s mind that Mr. Williams didn’t partake in a few affairs of his own. He maybe even shared some of his billionaire boss’s conquests, a three-some thing coming to mine, and of course those sloppy seconds his boss would have sent his way to show his appreciation to his caddy for keeping his dirty little secrets. You know what CG is talking about people.
Didn’t know his boss was f***ing around on his wife, LIKE HOW STUPID DO YOU THINK WE ARE, YOU STUPID, STUPID F***?
So yeah, Tiger Woods’ caddy is so full of shit with his claim that he didn’t know what Tiger was getting up to with the only club he wasn’t wiping down for Tiger, though I have heard that Tiger wasn’t into having protected sex with his many conquests.
You know, thinking about it, maybe it wouldn’t have been such a bad idea for Tiger to have his caddy around to wipe his dick off after using it on some of those dirty, stinky holes he was playing; more specifically the women who let him have unprotected sex with them.
Like what does that say about those ladies? You can that if those ladies let Tiger go off unwrapped inside of them, they let their other conquests and paying clients do the same thing. Filthy f***ing bitches.
As for Steve Williams, what else can CG say that he hasn’t said about him already, except that; there is no way that his wife is buying into his bullshit. That would make her more than just a little stupid, don’t you think?
Can you believe it, the world’s highest paid athlete and greatest golfer of all time (debatable that one) has so far had 7 affairs that the world is aware of, and get this, not one of the woman he played Hide the Salami with is black. Is that bizarre for a cashed up black man or what?
Like Tiger, what the f*** is your problem mate, aren’t you into dark meat?
Me, I don’t care what color the meat is unless I sitting at the table eating Thanksgiving or Christmas dinner, or grilling some chicken on the barbie, but gawd dammit when it comes to a piece of ass buddy, white or dark I don’t care, just as long as she looks tasting and doesn’t mind me dining at the “Y”. Do you hear what I’m saying Tiger?
So what is up with that I wonder, is Tiger a bit of a what would you call it, a prejudice guy when it comes to choosing whether to do a white women or a black women? I think that’s a question a reporter should put to Tiger, huh.
The color of his sex conquests’ skin aside, the number of women he has had an affair with has risen to seven.
At this point in time, it would appear that the “I Did Tiger Woods Too List” is going to continuing growing, at least we should expect as much, and we haven’t even heard about his one-night stands yet.
How many of them has he had I wonder, and how long before those women, and maybe a few men, start jumping from out of the woodwork.
Really, does anybody think that Tiger isn’t to one-night stands, whether they are escorts, girls off the street corner or cocktail waitresses and strippers.
Think about it, were talking about a billionaire with good looks that knows how to use his money and looks to manipulate any woman into jumping between the sheets with him, that ever growing list of women he had an affair with proof of that.
And now Tiger is in hiding, avoiding the glare of media scrutiny, and probably drunker than a skunk damn near twenty-four-seven.
You know what, if I were Tiger’s publicist, manager, mouthpiece or whatever, I’d be telling the stud to come out as somebody with a sex addiction and then admit himself into a clinic for treatment.
Yeppers, that’s what I would be telling as part of damage control, not that f***ing his way around the world is going do his golfing career any harm. I mean it isn’t like he was doing anything illegal, though I can’t say for sure if committing an act of adultery is still considered a crime in some parts of the U.S. and other parts of the world.
Immoral yes, as far as the “institution of marriage” goes, but slamming somebody other then your wife…Hmm, CG isn’t too sure about whether or not that should even be a crime, though if I was Tiger’s wife–I’d be wishing it was.
Having said that, add the following names to the list of women Tiger Woods has cheated on his wife with: Cori Rist, Mindy Lawton, and Holly Sampson. CG isn’t sure at this point in time if any of those women are black.
Off the top of CG’s head, do you think Tiger’s wife might be wishing she did beat the shit out of him with a golf club after Thanksgiving dinner, or let’s say if she did, can you blame her for doing it? So how many more women are going to come forward to say, “Yeah baby, I f***ed that Tiger Woods guy for a while,” I wonder.
Elin Nordegren is a babe and you would think that any guy that has the pleasure of doing her everyday, when she isn’t knocked up of course, would realize that as long as she is between the sheets with him, there is no reason to eat anywhere else. You know what some women say about it being alright for their man to get hungry just as long as he comes home to eat, right boys?
Tiger, Tiger, Tiger, like what the f*** is wrong with you man, sex addiction maybe? He let his family down alright, and you know what I’m thinking, I’m thinking that Elin Nordegren can do better, that now might be the time for her to cash in, f*** off with almost have of her husband’s fortune and look for something better in a man besides deep pockets.
I feel bad for the woman and I sure as hell hope she isn’t cut from the same cloth as Secretary of State Hilary Clinton, who after she learned her husband was dicky dipping someplace else, did f*** all about it, except maybe make him sleep somewhere else in the White House for awhile.
Nope, I’m thinking that Elin Nordegren should a) kick the cheating f*** out of that $US2.5-million mansion they share, and/or b) take a golf club to him and beat some sense into the dumbf***.
Don’t get me wrong, I still like the guy, but my respect for him is waning.
He cheated on his wife and anybody who knows CG personally, knows exactly how CG feels about husbands and wives who cheat on one another and the people they cheat on their partners with.
CG has no use for cheating spouses and the people they commit adultery with, and at the end of the day CG thinks a cheating spouse should pay a very high price, for as Tiger puts it, their transgressions.
I know if my wife cheated on me and I found out about it, she would pay a very high price and I would go out of my way to ensure that she paid for her transgression, though unlike some people who have been cheated on, I wouldn’t physically harm her, put a bullet in her or anything like that.
My aim would be to ensure that she didn’t to another man what she did to me, if you know what I mean.
Aah yes, nothing like a cheating wife, husband, boyfriend or girlfriend to the blood boiling, huh people?
And what if there’s an audio tape to back up what somebody else is saying about having an affair with your partner. Wouldn’t that add fuel to the fire? Apparently, this Jaimee broad has one and on it, Tiger can be heard telling her that she needs to change her voicemail greeting because his wife is on to him.
Or how about this voicemail message the billionaire left, “Hey, it’s Tiger, I need you to do me a huge favour. Can you please take your name off your phone? My wife went through my phone and may be calling you. So if you can, please take your name off that. Just have it as a number on the voicemail. You got to do this for me. Huge. Quickly. Bye.”
So anyway, Tiger has all but admitted that he was screwing around on his wife, and now he is going to pay a high price for what he has done to her, never mind ‘his family’. Take it to him Elin; make damn sure that no matter what becomes of your marriage now, he pays large for doing to others what he was only supposed to be doing to you.
What an idiot you are Tiger, but hey, you’re still the highest paid athlete on the planet, for now anyway.
Then there is Las Vegas marketing manager Kalika Moquin. She apparently hooked up with Tiger for a weekend in October, and that he may have told her how unhappy he was in his marriage and his home life, that he was under too much pressure.
Oh Tiger, it would appear that you can’t be tamed by any woman mate.
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