Spraying milk on women in gold bikinis not cool Down Under, but provocative Rude Boy video by Rihanna okay…Go f***ing figure
Confessions isn’t sure what the deal is when it comes to what is in Pamela Anderson’s heart when it comes to her “heartfelt” feelings about The Land Down Under, but Confessions is thinking other than dollar signs, there is really no love in her heart for Aussies.
That’s my take on the story that is following around the dirty, filthy walking advertisement for STDs.
Trust me, there has been racier shit that has appeared on TV in Oz, and as much as I don’t like Pamela Anderson–Crazy Domains is getting a raw deal in this act of censorship.
Seriously, something is more than just sour in this ridiculous act of censorship, and Confessions is thinking that the only reason this particular ad was banned is because somebody, perhaps even a group of people, have it in for the former Baywatch beauty, who by the way, isn’t aging well.
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F***, she’s looking ugly these days, or have my aging have my eyes gone buggier? Doesn’t matter, she looks like she has a lot miles on her anyway, whether I have glasses on or not.
Then again, maybe Crazy Domains has pissed somebody off at the Advertising Standard Bureau. The bureau’s president Fiona Jolly–a woman who in her never ending quest to end the objectifying of women, is obviously abusing her position to promote her own feminist agenda by banning the ad that shows Anderson and another woman.
Both women are wearing gold bikinis and being sprayed with milk in the ad.
Yeah, that’s right, Confessions is saying that Jolly is abusing her “high and mighty authority” to promote her own personal agenda. If she says otherwise, she’s full of shit.
Trust me, and as I have already stated, “Far more racier adverts, and in fact music videos, are airing everyday on Australian television; Rihanna’s latest video Rude Boy, just one example of very risqué shit appearing at all hours of the day, on Australian TV.
No , this ban has nothing to do with advertising standards, and everything to do with feminists.
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