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	<title>Confessions of a Canadian Stripper</title>
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		<title>Pamela Anderson Using PETA To Hype Her Appearance On Dancing With The Stars</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Timing is everything right Pamela?
Looking to hype her appearance on Dancing With The Stars no doubt, and to slam Kentucky Fried Chicken, the folks at PETA have produced what has been labeled an &#8220;explicit video&#8221; starring the busty blonde.
Kentucky Fried Cruelty is what the Canadian skank describes as an undercover exposé that blows the whistle [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.confessionsofacanadianstripper.crookedincanada.com/2010/03/pamela-anderson-using-peta-to-hype-her-appearance-on-dancing-with-the-stars/</link>
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		<title>200-Million Dollar Struck Deal Between Sony And The Estate Of Michael Jackson</title>
		<description><![CDATA[MJ&#8217;s estate cashes in big time
If anybody ever had any doubt that in death Michael Jackson is worth more than when he is alive, let those doubts be erased with the 200 to 250-million dollar deal  Sony and the executors of his estate have worked out.
A quarter-of-a-f***ing-billion dollars&#8211;can you believe that?  Prince Michael, Prince Michael [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.confessionsofacanadianstripper.crookedincanada.com/2010/03/200-million-dollar-struck-deal-between-sony-and-the-estate-of-michael-jackson/</link>
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		<title>What the F*** is the Real Deal with Gaga and Did She Tune into Milli Vanilli</title>
		<description><![CDATA[If she is terminally ill, I just wish she would hurry up and die already&#8230;
A stupid and unproven as this sounds and is, Confessions says&#8211;&#8221;I think Lady Gaga isn&#8217;t being up front in the telling of her own story&#8221;
If you ask me, and I doubt anybody will, Lady Gaga gets way to much undeserving media [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.confessionsofacanadianstripper.crookedincanada.com/2010/03/what-the-f-is-the-real-deal-with-gaga-and-did-she-tune-into-milli-vanilli/</link>
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		<title>F*** Celebrities Can Be Stupid Sometimes</title>
		<description><![CDATA[1 million women looking for hot sex&#8211;Click here
So like do they like deliberately dumb themselves down, or does it come natural to them&#8230;
Celebrities say the stupidest, goddamn things sometimes, and today Confessions thinks it&#8217;s a good time to share some of the most memorable ones from those who make a living,  living in a world [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Madonna Giving Marriage Advice Without Spreading Her Legs</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Celebrity Wedding Dresses at Light In The Box&#8211;Start from $159.99
She&#8217;s a f***ing whore with a couple of failed marriages and she is giving advice to married couples&#8230;like WTF Seinfeld!
After rolling on the floor for the past 5-minutes pissing myself laughing and getting rug burns I picked myself up off the floor and shouted, &#8220;Jerry Seinfeld [...]]]></description>
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